[music playing]
[sighing] Oh.
[music playing]
[gasping]
Awe.
[music playing]
[sobbing]
May I have this vals, mi flor?
Si, cariño.
[music playing]
Guess what? I just got off the phone with your principal.
I didn't do it. It was like that when I got there.
Calmate Carl, she didn't call for you this time.
Phew.
Anyway, I worked out a deal, and long story short,
I'm enrolled at your school.
That's awesome.
Nice.
Ay, Hector, that lunch is too small,
you'll starve. Take this.
Dinosaurs! My favorite.
And if either of you got pudding, I call tradesies.
Mm. Mm.
Hola, señorita bonita.
Qué guapo.
This food smells delicioso.
Si, almost as good as mine.
It should you cooked it.
Huh?
[music playing]
Awe, it's the song from our wedding.
Aye. It takes me back, you haven't aged a day mi flora.
[laughing]
[humming]
Abuela, I need to make a super important decision.
How do you choose between two people
you really care about?
Well, whenever I'm struggling with a decision,
I look for signs from the universe.
For instance, I decided to date your Abuelo
after I saw his face on a tortilla.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Not the worst place to crash.
Mm mm.
I stand by my choice.
Abuelo, Abuela, you used to be so happy.
Please don't break up.
Huh?
[laughing]
Break up?
Where did you get that ridiculous idea?
All the signs were there:
passive-aggressive vacuuming, Abuelo sleeping on the couch.
I wasn't passive-aggressive.
I was just vacuuming,
and Hector likes to sleep on the couch.
I do, it's closer to the kitchen.
Ronalda, tu Abuelo could never survive
without me, and I love him
no matter how many days he goes without a shower.
Si, and I love Rosa,
even though she has feet the size of boats.
[cheering]
We may bicker to blow off steam.
That doesn't mean we're not happy.
Mrs. Chang, thank you for inviting us.
Of course, Rosa.
And any money you can give to the zoo
would be greatly appreciated.
We're at the Adam's apple, but we need the whole neck.
[clearing throat]
Oh, uh, I left my wallet at home.
Did we mention that with every donation
you get delicious pizza bao?
Made by yours truly and steamed by Breakfast Bot.
Order up.
Hey, look, I found my wallet.
Mm mm. Hit me again.
Wow, he might save the zoo on his own.
You're being ridiculous.
Okay, fine. Just let this go.
We're not letting this go. We just got those kids.
Why do I have to be involved? Do I at least get a snack?
Fine, I'll make you a burrito.
Now, listen. This week I'm going to show the kids
that there's no better home than right here.
And you, you're going to get them bigger,
better, expensive gadgets.
Say what now?
This is important, Hector. It's not the time to be cheap.
But-
Why won't you open?
Here, Hector, let me do it.
You left your 'Gas-Away' medication at home.
Hmm, what's this?
Hector, give those to Carl later.
Oh.
Carl, you forgot to change your chonies this morning!
Abuelo!
You're welcome.
[groaning]
What's going on? I thought I heard an intruder.
Is everything okay?
That burger sign has turned my room
into some sort of fast food tanning booth.
How am I supposed to sleep?
I know what we'll fix this.
[snoring]
Abuelo, doesn't this bother you?
Sorry Mija, I've lived in the city a long time,
I can sleep through anything.
[snoring]
[gasping]
These blackout shades should help,
try to get some sleep Mija.
Come on Hector.
[humming]
Rosa, the Gatos are losing,
even with the whole team rubbing my lucky head!
You have to restart my luck and fast.
The game is already half over!
I'll have to use all the remedios
in my good luck arsenal.
[screaming]
We'll start with a good luck smoothie
packed with herbs like artemisia.
Doesn't that sound delicious?
It may sound delicious, but it tastes like a dirty pata!
[belching]
This isn't easy for me, but I...
I want things to go back to how they were.
I want you to stop selling tacos.
Oh, Hector.
I know, this was my idea.
But I'm miserable without my Mercado.
I'll do anything to get it back.
- I'll take you to a ritzy spa. - Hector--
- A fancy dinner. - Hector, I--
An expensive vacation.
Hector, if you let me talk, you'd know,
I also want things the way they were.
You do?
Yes. I miss spending time with the kids. I miss you.
But since you offered I will take that ritzy spa,
fancy dinner and expensive vacation.
[laughing]
Mi amorcito, you've got it.
[cheering, applause[
Thank you for doing this with me.
It's what I should have done in the first place,
and it is kind of fun.
I'm glad you feel that way
because I signed us up for the advanced class,
and it starts tomorrow.
What? I mean, I'd love to.
[applause]
Beautiful. My best students.
Now, everybody, finale conga! Let's go!
Move those hips!