((Baby Laughing))
Today we find out why this toy was discontinued.
Let's talk about that.
((Intro Music))
Good Mythical Morning.
Most of the toys that we've tested, played with,
destroyed, ripped to shreds emotionally, have served
as pretty good examples of why they were discontinued
in the first place.
But the faint glimmer of hope for that one toy that
seems to have slipped into the terminated category for
seemingly no good reason is why we're here today.
Yeah, because if even a single toy deserves to be
brought back, then by George, bring the damn thing back!
It's time for Terminated Toys: Judgment Day!
Up first we got some Yak Bak toys, which are supposed to
record your voice and then play it back in a weird way.
Before we give them a try, let's see this
commercial from 1996.
Oh.
That's cool, let's do it again.
Oh man, this is our senior year in
high school, remember that?
That's cool, do it again.
Whoa, what?
That's cool, let's do it again.
What's happening?
This kid has digested something he shouldn't have.
I think he's being, like.
What?
Tortured.
Why is it so?
That's cool, let's do it again.
Yak Bak SFX.
Say it.
Play it.
Warp it.
And now.
sound effects.
This is, I'm disturbed, man.
I mean, this is like one of those things.
It's like Clockwork Orange.
It's got a little bit of that feel to it.
Yeah.
I don't know how to respond to that.
Well, we've got two of them here.
You got the one that was from the commercial.
I've got the Power Penz.
F X.
This is basically a pen that does similar things.
Let's start with a bender since, we
did pay $65 for it.
- [Rhett] Going on a bender.
All right.
So I got this thing on here.
Say something into it.
I'm sorry sir, your test results came back and
they are indeed fatal.
What?
How about that?
Oh, yeah, the doctor might have to say this.
Right.
- [Yak Bak] I'm sorry sir, your test results came back
and they are indeed fatal.
- Oh, wow. - That's good.
((Evil Laugh))
Okay, so, so this is like when doctor's gotta reveal, like,
bad news and doesn't want to do it himself and just wants
to just give you the Yak Bak toy and say, press the button.
I can't do it myself.
This thing right here changes the tempo of it.
I'm sorry sir, your test results came back
and they are indeed fatal.
((Yak Bak Screaming))
And then there's the sound effects.
((Cartoonish Laugh))
Yeah, I mean, it makes negative test results, or I
guess positive test results.
More fun!
- [Yak Bak] I'm sorry, sir.
The test results came back, and they are indeed fatal.
((Car Horn))
And while the doctor is.
Uh oh! Oh, death!
While the doctor is writing his prescriptions,
He can make notes to himself and say things like,
Stink make me horny!
((Laughing))
What was that?
Uh, 200 milligrams of ibuprofen?
((Buzzing))
Oh, wow, this is really working.
That's really held up.
Stink make me horny.
Yeah, that speaker.
And I think you can change the, the tenor of it.
Stink make me horny.
((Laughing))
Stink make me horny!
They basically took the crappiest recording
devices and like, turned them into toys.
Which is pretty funny.
I'm a real boy!
((Buzzing))
Oh, that's hard to listen to, doc.
I'm sorry, sir.
But your test results are back, and you
are not a real boy.
- [Yak Bak] I'm sorry, sir, but your test results came back
and you are not a real boy.
((Rock Music))
Oh, I didn't know about that!
Yeah.
Oh, hey, play it when I show up.
Okay.
Oh, he's gone.
((Rock Music))
- [Yak Bak] I'm sorry, sir, but your test results came back
and you are not a real boy.
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, this is fun.
Yeah, I'm having so much fun.
This is basically like a precursor to,
voice filters on TikTok.
Everything that these can do, your phone
can do, except write.
Of course, this doesn't work anymore.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It doesn't write anymore.
We paid $50 for it.
We also paid $60 for this backwards Yak thing, and
it doesn't work at all.
I think that if every single thing that your toy can do
is something that can be done better by the device that's
always in your hand.
Yeah.
And every kid has a phone.
Everybody's got a phone.
Everybody can warp their voice.
((Yak Bak Screams}}
Everybody can make weird sound effects.
Every doctor can say, stink make me horny while he's
writing prescriptions.
Yeah.
Yak Bak toys.
- [Both] Nah, that's whack.
Up next we've got Dare!
The board game.
Because there's no greater joy than forcing your friends
to humiliate themselves!
Now before we take a look at this self, this self.
And not do drugs, though?
This self.
Is this an anti drug?
I thought it was gonna be D.A.R.E. to keep kids off
drugs, but I don't see anything to indicate that.
Let's see the commercial from 1988.
Squeeze another player tightly.
- [Announcer] Due to the mature nature of our new game, we're
unable to show you exactly how to play it.
Whoa, hey, what's going on in this party?
Take a shower with your clothes on.
Oh no!
With your clothes on?
Ooh.
Take a shower with your clothes on.
With your clothes on.
Nobody goes to somebody's house for game night and
ends up in the shower with their clothes on.
Unbutton your blouse, revealing another blouse.
Another blouse with 11 buttons.
Alright, so, apparently you can do drugs while
playing this because that's not the type of game
that we thought it was.
Exactly.
I think this is a rebellion to the whole
D.A.R.E. movement.
Is that what this guy's doing?
He's eating a lemon.
Let's see what kinds of things they
want us to do, Link.
Alright, so, there's a nice warped board here.
We paid $12.75
for this on eBay, so I'm fine that it's
a little waterlogged.
You draw the.
From taking it into the shower.
Right.
I mean, you draw these cards, and then you read
the trivia question.
What's the world's windiest place?
Chicago.
Okay, and then, if you get it wrong, you gotta
do a dare, and you move around the board, and
blah, blah, blah, blah.
But then there's these, double dare cards.
Oh, okay.
Double dare me something.
Which, if you land on one of these, you just do it.
So, you have to do it.
I double dare you to lie on the ground and let
an opponent fill your belly button with water.
((Laughing))
I dare you, man.
Well, where's the ground?
Expose it.
- [Rhett] Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
What?
You filled more than my belly button.
Oh, and now.
Oh, and it went right down.
Ooh, it went right down?
See?
I took a shower.
That's the type of fun that.
I took a shower,
with my clothes on.
Now that's the next one.
Some good adult fun, how about, your mother
caught you in the act.
((Laughing))
For the next 20 seconds try to plead your way out of it
use the word mommy at least five times, now, this is a good one.
((Laughing))
So, you're the mom.
Link? What are you?
It's not,
it's not what you think, Mom.
It's, it's, I was just.
Mommy.
Mommy, I was, I was, my.
What's that on your hand?
Is that hand soap?
Yeah, my, my, my, my.
You've been washing your hands again?
My crotch was dirty and itchy.
Oh, oh, oh.
And I had to wash it.
Vigorously.
In my bedroom.
Just let Mommy know.
Mommy, I'm sorry, Mommy, that I've been, I've been
trying to keep so clean.
- [Rhett] Okay.
Wow.
- [Link] And, uh.
You were, seems like you were really scrubbing.
I was, Mommy.
I'm so.
Where's the soap container?
embarrassed about it.
Where's the soap container?
Oh, you grabbed some from the bathroom and
ran into the room?
No, it's, it's in my anus currently, Mommy.
((Laughing))
Okay, Link.
((Laughing))
Get down on the ground.
Why do I gotta get on the ground so much?
And lick up a small bowl of milk like a cat.
Oh, we don't have that.
Just be a cat.
We don't have that.
We don't have a little bowl of milk.
Give me another one.
Just lick your.
Give me another one.
Meow.
For 20 seconds.
Okay.
Plead with your mommy.
Cradle an opponent in your arms and sing a lullaby to him or her.
Rock a bye, Linky, with the hand soap.
((Laughing))
You put the container in your anus.
We're gonna have to get it with a rope.
((Laughing))
We're gonna have to get it with rope.
We're going looking.
Alright, we're having fun.
Sorry, he's the one who started it.
Don't like that one.
Give each player's belly a squeeze.
Oh, come on, what's with, what?
A bunch of adults, like, can you imagine this?
You bring people, like, like, good friends
over for a game night?
Alright, grab somebody else's belly.
Or Bob the introvert.
Okay, I'm gonna grab, if I have to, I'm gonna
grab Cheryl's belly.
No!
No, I want you to grab Bob the introvert's belly.
Have another player diaper you over your clothes,
and stay that way for the rest of the game.
How many props does the game come with?
You have like?
You gotta have diapers on hand?
You gotta have milk bowls?
This is a tough game.
Alright, yeah, we hit a peak early.
I kind of love it though.
You know?
I like inviting adult friends over and putting
them in uncomfortable situations involving filling
belly buttons, touching bellies, and admitting
to, well, activities.
You know what we should do?
You know how we used to have that game night at
my house and I've been thinking about reinstituting.
Yeah, it fizzled out.
A little thing called a pandemic happened and I've
never started it again.
Let's start it again and this is the game we play.
- [Link] We can do it.
Taking us back to 1988.
Still a steal on eBay.
Yeah!
Dare! board game.
- [Both] Bring it back!
Last week, Josh hosted Nigel Ng, a.k.a. Uncle Roger.
Uncle Roger was on Last Meals.
If you haven't checked that out already, go over
to the Mythical Kitchen channel to watch it.
Okay, I've never seen the words laughing and tantrum
slapped together before.
Until right now, Gemmy Industries.
Jimmy Industries?
G-E-M-M-Y.
Oh, Gemmy Industries.
Created the laughing, tantrum, baby doll.
((Baby Laughing))
Oh, see? There's a laughing, and then there's a tantrum.
And, this, do we have an ad for this thing?
Good, because I didn't want to watch it.
Thankfully we don't.
This is the same company that now makes the Billy Bass.
Are you joking, or is that a joke?
That's, that's real.
Gemmy Industries, they make Inflatables
for your front yard.
No more baby.
((Baby Laughing))
I didn't even touch it.
((Baby Laughing))
I didn't even tickle you.
((Baby Laughing))
Laughing tantrum.
I think this.
And Billy Bass.
This baby may have gotten a little bit of that baby
secret situation going on.
You know what I'm saying?
It has a little bit of a, like, I think if I was an
evil spirit, I might want to spend some time in this thing.
Well, look at it, shut up!
See?
Look at it in profile.
I mean, it looks like one of those mushroom beings
from The Last of Us.
It's like, I think it looks like Sloth from The Goonies
got somebody pregnant.
Yeah, cause this looks like a, like a butt forehead.
It's a butt face.
And you would think those are the eyes down here.
And then there's the nose and the mouth, then.
((Baby Laughing))
Shut up!
I hate this thing.
Can we break it for good?
How much did we pay for it?
$45.
Yeah, break it, man.
Throw a tantrum.
I've thrown plenty on this show.
((Baby Laughing))
If you take the head off, does it end it?
End it.
End its life.
There you go, Rhett.
There you go.
((Baby Laughing))
((Laughing))
((Baby Laughing))
It wouldn't stop laughing!
It just wouldn't stop laughing.
It loved it.
Hey, you know what?
We love it too.
This is the best.
((Baby Laughing))
Yeah, this is the best doll ever.
((Baby Laughing))
We're gonna send, we're gonna send this doll out into the
world to find like a loving home because it's so special.
We're not gonna keep it here.
But we do love it
((Baby Laughing))
It's possessed.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Seriously, how does that happen?
((Baby Laughing))
This doesn't have any sort of like sensory stuff in it like?
It's, it's just buttons
((Dramatic Music))
Now it won't do it. Let's see.
Just like every baby.
Maybe it does it with my left hand.
((Baby Laughing))
((Laughing))
What's going on, man?
Tell me what's going on, Link.
Tell me it's going to be okay.
((Dramatic Music))
- [Link] Laughing Tantrum Doll.
- [Both] Nah, that's whack.
Last up, we've got Tugger War!
I think this is for people who already
mastered Tug O' War.
You know? Ready for a greater challenge.
Like us.
That's us, man.
Yeah, that's us.
Sorry, mommy.
You caught me playing Tugger War.
I'm playing Tugger War all alone again.
It's the yanking.
I'm beating myself.
Balancing game.
Get it? If you're
playing by yourself, you get it? Do you get it?
It's a double,
it's a double meaning.
Try to be the last one standing.
So, you've got these like plastic discs that wobble
Rhett is currently perched upon one.
They're not easy to
stand on even with not being tugged.
And then I'm gonna stay
on this other one and.
- [Rhett] Are you a one hand tugger?
I don't know what, what I should do.
I think I'm gonna use this hand as a counter.
- [Rhett] Oh, side tugging.
Top to bottom tugging.
In and out tugging.
A little in and out.
Alright, I got you.
I got you with round one.
Okay.
- [Link] Alright, now other hand.
Tugger War, Tugger War.
Me and my buddy Tugger War.
Let's come up with, like, something to start, like.
((Laughing))
You tug, I tug, we both tug.
Just buddies tugging together.
Just two buddies tugging on a rope.
Tugging on a cord.
Tugging his way.
He's so tall, he's a big tugger.
He's a big tugger.
That was a tie.
The old tugger tie.
I actually thought you had me on that one.
Oh, you went, you went right in.
- [Link] Tugger, tugger, tugger.
You left me some slack.
Yay!
So, it's a tie.
Hey, this is, this is fun enough.
Can you tell how much fun we're having?
- [Link] This is fun enough for one more round.
Just two guys tugging.
One more round, this is fun.
- [Rhett] Tiebreaker.
Cause you've won one, I've won one, and we tied on one.
Me and my buddy, tugging on a cord.
((Laughing))
Yes!
You're pretty good, man.
I'm the best tugger in the land!
Wow, dude.
You tugged so nice.
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't tug hard enough, man.
I'm a little out of breath.
I'm smiling a lot.
I haven't smiled this much.
I think I need to hand soap.
Since I learned how to make hand soap.
My hand smells like blue balls.
((Laughing))
Oh, gosh, they really do stink.
I mean, this is the game that keeps on giving.
We got blue balls, we're tugging.
I mean, the toy manufacturer was really sending a message.
Yeah, and.
Message received.
- [Link] Tugger War.
- [Both] Bring it back!
Okay, we're bringing back Tugger War.
We're bringing back the Dare game.
Maybe we can put them together and have a great time.
I dare you to tug.
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