[MUSIC PLAYING]
I need to be honest for a moment.
I've been called many things in my lifetime,
a rich man and Iron Man, and even more recently
a monster mech Iron Man.
But underneath it all, I'm just a man with fears and concerns
like everyone else, along with some pretty awesome
facial hair, I might add.
I said I was being honest.
So when Dr. Doom reveals his latest and greatest test
subject is Thanos, my heartbreak quickens
because I know it can only mean one thing,
a full on mech monster war.
Run for cover, weaklings.
My first official act as monster Thanos
is to prove that the Incredible Hulk does indeed smash.
Avengers and company, assume attack positions.
Take whatever position you want, Captain America.
My monster army is unstoppable.
So overconfident, but we're going
to put an end to that as well.
[SHOOTING]
Wolverine we've got to find where Dr.
Doom keeps his mystical eye.
[SHOOTING]
Wasp has a point.
Until we confiscate it, you'll just keep turning
more lunatics into monsters.
And I'd hate to see what comes after Thanos.
[SHOOTING]
Nothing comes after Thanos.
I am the bringer of ends.
And this battle has gone on too long without a victory.
It's time we added something to the mix.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Civilians.
I can't let him reach innocent people, Strange.
You and the others find Doom's mystical eye and destroy it.
I'm going after Thanos.
Hold on, Mr. Overachiever.
You can at least take some of the team with you.
Fair enough.
Hulk, Thor, Captain Marvel, follow me.
I have an idea regarding the eye.
Give us the mystical eye.
You'll never find it.
I've hidden it far away from the likes of you.
So you can tell me where it is, Doom.
We're both doctors, remember?
In fact, from one doctor to another,
I know your time here is limited.
[SHOOTING]
Is that true, Doom?
Are you a legitimate physician?
Because I'm going to need a doctor's note to explain why
I've missed so much school this week.
All right people, I've targeted Thanos straight ahead.
Let's get his attention with some solar flares.
[SHOOTING]
Initiating launch.
[SHOOTING]
Unleashing the heat of 1,000 suns.
[SHOOTING]
[LAUGHTER]
Heroes is always lack that killer instinct.
Face it, you're too soft.
Does this feel soft?
Oh.
[EXPLODING]
And no one says "Hulk smash" except Hulk when he's smashing.
Back away, Hulk.
Let's Thanos see who delivers the final blow.
Oh, sad.
One man's hammer is another man's broom.
I hate to spring surprises on you, Doom,
but did I mention that because our mystical eyes
are from the same cosmic beast, I'm
able to mirror their outcomes?
You'd never be foolish enough to sacrifice
your own eye to destroy mine.
Already did, I'm afraid.
So for the dim-witted monsters who haven't figured it out yet,
because of their cosmic link, whatever I do to my eye
automatically means that your eye will do the same.
And unfortunately for you, I just
eroded the half life of my eye so
that it'll explode in seconds.
Doctor Strange, my Spider senses tingling like crazy.
Probably because you sense Doom's mystical eye
is about to explode.
That's the thing.
I think Doom's somehow hid his eye inside my mech suit.
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