(windshield wipers running)
(serious electronic music)
- [Gary] Busy enough spot.
- [AL] Yeah, ever since that gym opened.
- [Gary] Are we live?
- We are rolling and live streaming now, yep.
- [Gary] Viewers?
- [AL] A couple.
Just give it a minute.
- [Gary] Cool.
- [AL] Gary, I think
we should mention the religious stuff.
- [Liz] Oh, Jesus Christ.
Just shut up and film, okay?
- [AL] She can't talk to me like that.
(Gary laughing)
This is a work environment.
- You are such a little faggot, you know that?
- [AL] Once again, live stream.
Maybe less homophobic remarks, Liz.
- You just said nobody was watching.
- [AL] Ready to go now, Gary.
- Homophobic?
- You ready? - You're the biggest
homo I know.
- Let's get this show on the road.
All right, so guys, it's Gary here from the Creep Hunters.
And it's eight p.m.,
and we're at the back of the old Mack's Garage Car Park
opposite Coolevin as instructed.
And we're here to meet a fellow who calls himself John.
Says he's 40,
and he thinks he's chatting a 12-year-old girl.
And it's the usual filth,
where, "Are you a virgin," and, "Do you masturbate?"
Not those words, but you get the gist.
Anyway, unfortunately for John,
he's coming to meet the 'Creep Hunters'.
And we're gonna catch him live on video.
- [AL] Nailed it.
(phone dinging) - [Liz] That's him.
- [AL] Let's see it.
- "I'm here, where are you," he says.
- [AL] Hold on.
- [Liz] That alright?
- [AL] Yeah.
- [AL] Got it.
Okay.
Wipe that window.
- Where, here?
That all right? - Yeah, yeah.
- All right.
- [AL] Which one is it?
- [Gary] It's the one on his own,
the fellow that looks like a pedophile.
- [AL] Well they're both on their own.
Could be the taxi guy.
- [Liz] Are you blind?
It's him, for fuck's sake.
Creepy fat head on him.
- [Gary] Copy that, Liz.
Statistically speaking,
your typical pedophile is shorter in height than average.
- [AL] That is pure shite.
- Facts don't have opinions, man.
Are you ready?
- [AL] Yeah, hold on.
- I'll do the tag, yeah?
- [AL] Wait.
Turn on the light.
- [Both] Let's go catch a creep.
- Hashtag creep hunt.
- All right, come on, let's go.
(car doors opening and closing)
- [AL] Show time.
Crossing car park now.
Approaching suspect.
- Shut up, you.
- Keep the light off him too. - [AL] Yeah, I know.
- How are you, man?
Are you John?
- [Liz] Jaysus, the hack of this chap.
- [AL] You'd be wise to cooperate, sir.
- Who are you?
- [Gary] Speak up there, pal, don't be shy. Are you John?
- [Liz] Answer him, you kiddy fiddler.
- Yes, why, who are you?
- [Gary] It's him.
Hit him with the light.
John, we're the Creep Hunters.
And you think you've been talking
to a 12-year-old girl online.
- What, no.
- [Liz] Is this you?
- I haven't done anything wrong.
- Speak up, we said.
- You've been talking to 12-year-old girls online
about their vaginas and their periods.
That's online grooming, which is illegal.
- Not to mention disgusting.
(John muttering prayers) - [Liz] Are you religious?
Condoms are against my religion.
You go on to say, "I want to cum inside you?"
- Lord all mighty, please, okay, okay.
I'm sorry. - [Liz] Sorry?
I think you're sorry we showed up
instead of a 12-year-old girl.
- [Gary] You're very lucky it's us.
We're professionals.
There's people out there that like to take creeps like you
up to the mountain and burn them alive.
And maybe that's justice.
What you think of that, creep?
- I'm sorry.
- [Liz] Chop their fucking mickeys off.
- Are we okay now?
I'll smash your fucking face in, do you hear me?
- [AL] Easy, Gar.
- [Liz] Don't mind him. - I wanna go, can I go?
- [Liz] Grab him.
You're under a citizen's arrest, section 24A.
The police have been called,
and this is being recorded
both for your protection and ours.
- Quit your wriggling you little freak (indistinct).
- My hat, give me me hat.
- [AL] Hey, guys, give him his hat back.
- Fuck his hat!
Turn off that radio.
What's in that bag (indistinct).
Get the fuck.
Quit your fucking wriggling?
- Hey.
What's going on here, guys?
- Stand back, sir.
We have this under control.
- [John] Let me go.
- Three onto one.
What are yous gonna do with him?
- [Gary] Liz, sort him out.
- [AL] Oh, fuck's sake. - [John] Help!
- [AL] Listen, we're an online group
called the Creep Hunters.
This man is a suspected pedophile who we believe
has been grooming young girls on the internet.
- Yous are the Creep Hunters?
- Yes, sir, now please stand back for everyone's safety.
- Relax, I watch the show.
Is that Gary, is it?
- What did I just tell you?
- [Steven] Fair play, Gary.
- [AL] Gar, he's just walked right past me.
- Get back, get back. - Here.
I'm not the bogey fucker here.
He's the pedo.
- For legal reasons, we can't actually call him a pedophile.
- [John] Mother!
Help me, please, I'm a man of god.
- [Steven] You'll get no bleeding help out of me,
you dirty bleeding pedo.
I'll smash your bleeding face in.
- Get back, I said. (John calling for help)
- He's the bleeding pedo, not me.
- [AL] Everybody calm down.
(all yelling and arguing)
(John hitting the wall)
- [Liz] Get the fuck back..
- [Steven] Fucking burn in hell,
dirty fucking yoke, ya.
- He' rot in jail first, so fuck off, I said.
- [Gary] I need some help over here.
- [Steven] Dirty fucking toe rag.
- Ow, fuck!
He's cut me with something.
- [AL] Shit.
- [Gary] Any sharp objects on you?
What's in your pockets?
- [AL] Look at his fucking nails.
- [Gary] What's in your pockets?
Agh, fuck!
- [AL] Gary!
- He's after fucking slicing the face off ya.
- Hey, stop him!
Come on, let's get him!
Come on, stop him!
He's a pedo! - [AL] Gary,
Liz!
(camera jostling)
- [Crowd] He's gone that way.
We've blocked the exit.
- [AL] Okay, good.
Let's wait for the police.
- Fuck the police. - Look at his fucking face.
This shit is going down.
- [AL] In that case, I'll just film from here.
- Oh, don't be such a fucking pussy.
(all chattering)
- We're trying to do business here.
Fuck off.
- [AL] I'm not touching him, Gary.
Grabbing him, anything like that.
- You don't have to.
Just stay behind me and with the light and you'll be grand.
Liz-
Steven? - [Steven] Steven, yeah.
- All right, block the exit.
We're going in.
- [AL] This is really fucking irresponsible, Gar.
- We'll be grand.
All right, Al are you ready?
Come on.
- Don't worry, I've got you on live stream here Al, yeah.
- The fucking state of these.
- [Liz] Shut the fuck up, you, you dope.
- Keep tight Al.
- [AL] Shit. - Keep the light on.
- [AL] I'm trying. - I told you about buying
that online show shite from China, didn't I?
Hold on.
I'll get the flashlight out, all right?
(distant electronic music and partying)
(door slamming)
- [AL] Jesus Christ.
This is too much for me, man.
Gary?
- Will you go on for fuck's sake, you fucking bender.
- [AL] Hold on.
Gary, where the fuck are you?
Fuck this Al, what are you doing?
(John growling)
Christ! - I've got him in a sleeper.
- [AL] Oh, god, oh, god.
(John growling)
- [Steven] Hey pedo...
Pick on me!
Get out of there Al.
Come on, get behind me.
- [AL] Watch Steven?
- Pick on me, you fucking scumbag, you.
You all right?
- [AL] Get off him, you scumbag.
Get the fuck off him. (Steven moaning in pain)
Get off him!
Christ.
- [Liz] Here!
- [AL] Liz.
(Liz hitting John)
Steven?
Oh, Jesus, man.
Don't move.
- What do we do?
- [AL] Call a fucking ambulance and the police.
(crowd chattering)
Gary, Liz?
- Come on, let's go.
- [Onlooker] Are you fucking for real?
- [AL] You've got to be fucking kidding me.
- [Steven] Al, it's over.
- [AL] Steven, hang in there, mate.
- Karren, I love you babe..
Look after, Bronco..
- [AL] Steven?
(crowd screaming) Oh, my god.
Call a fucking ambulance and the police-
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