but I wanna try something with you before you go
called Adult Report Card.
[upbeat music]
Now, Mj, remember when you were younger
we had report cards and then we become adults
and we are not accountable.
Let's bring that back. I got a report card.
I think you got a report card, too, right?
Boom! She's so prepared.
Look, it's right there beside her.
She doesn't have to get up and get it.
She's a prepared guest. She knows what's up.
I wanna rate us on a few things here.
The first one being buying things you don't need.
Go ahead and give yourself a grade,
and I'll do the same.
[muttering]
- Ooh, this is-- ooh, girl, okay.
[sighs] - Oh, this is, uh--
This is gonna take a little bit of explanation
at the bottom, okay.
All right, what did you grade yourself?
- An F, girl.
'Cause I always buy things that I don't need.
It's so bad. I buy plush pillows, girl,
that I know I don't need. - I see two in the frame
right now. - You see?
- [laughs] Be real with me,
how many pillows are offscreen right now?
- One, two-- ooh, it's about eight.
- [laughs] Okay, I gave myself a B.
I'll tell you why. I'm genuinely a cheap person,
and I don't like to buy things, okay?
- Word. - However, in brackets here,
I did put Staples.
Because if I go to a Staples or Office Depot,
I will buy everything.
Sister, I do not need more pens.
I will buy pens. - Cool sticky notes.
- Don't even get me started on the stick notes!
Next category here is knowing the hot gossip.
Go ahead.
- Ooh. Okay, Lilly, this is a hard one.
- Mm-hmm. This is where we need to dive into our honesty.
Do we wanna seem shady here or do we not?
- Okay. You gonna give me-- what--okay, so, okay, no.
I'm not gonna-- I need to stop.
I'm just gonna do it. - Okay. [laughs]
- Boom. Okay. - All right,
what'd you grade yourself?
- I gave myself a D. - Okay, why?
- Because I'm so horribly not in the know.
My friends have to hit me up, and be like,
girl, you playing "Sims" again?
You need to look at the news a little.
- [laughs]
- You gotta look at the news, girl.
You can't be playing "Sims."
And I'm like, I just need to control something, y'all.
- [laughs] I feel that. Well, I really--
I gave myself a D-, okay.
- Okay. - Yeah, and for real,
it's because I used to be more in the know,
but it became too much.
Like, I don't wanna know the drama.
I don't wanna know who's getting cancelled.
I don't wanna know any of it. I'm happier without it.
We're trying to elevate here. We're trying to elevate.
Last one here is waking up early.
[laughs] - Oh. Ooh.
- Okay, it's honesty hour. Here we go.
- All righty now. - Let me see it.
Oh, damn! For real?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- What time do you wake up?
- Sometimes I wake up at, like, 6:30.
Sometimes I wake up at 5:00.
- Wait, wait, wait, because you're shooting?
Or by choice?
- By choice most of the time.
Yeah, girl, it's bad. It's bad.
- Wait, why? - And I kinda live for it.
Because I just gotta be prepared
on what's gonna be happening with the day.
You know, I'm gonna wake up and drink a little bit of tea.
- Do you have to set an alarm, or will your body
wake you up at that time?
- My body will wake me up.
- Oh, you're one of those. That's the real deal.
- Oh, yeah. - You're one of those. Okay.
- I gave myself an F---
- Oh, okay. - Because I am not a morning--
Actually, just on this show I discovered
that there's now a 7:00 a.m. in the morning.
I didn't know that before.
But they created one just for this show, apparently.
I can stay up all night if I had to,
I cannot wake up early. I cannot.
It burns. It hurts. - It does.
I feel you on that one.
It's like, oh, I gotta stretch here,
oh--[cracks] you hear a crack there.
But that's for me. I'm talking about me.
- Okay, you know what, you're just a better person than me.
Mj, thank you so much for being on the show.
You're such a joy.
For everyone at home, make sure you check out
the third and final season of "Pose."
It airs Sundays on FX. You don't wanna miss it.
You are everything. You. You.
- You. - You.
- No, you. [laughs] - No, you.