Longtime Republican Crony Roger Stone is apparently broke.
And so he's auctioning off NFTs in order to make some money.
One of the NFTs that he's auctioning off is apparently something that's signed by
Donald Trump.
It was signed by Donald Trump back in the 90s.
But he's a apparently having some trouble selling that hot piece of property.
So apparently political reports to Roger you
are the greatest is what is assigned on that NFT,
it's what trump wrote as a note.
And yeah it's apparently not selling.
There he is holding it.
>> Can I just say it's not selling gee I wonder why
it's a note saying you're the greatest not to the buyer but to Roger Stone.
Why do you want a signature of Trump telling Roger Stone that he's
the greatest?
>> Why would anyone want any of this stuff?
Anyway >> [LAUGH]
>> So if the bid exceeds $20,000,
the bidder gets the physical version of the magazine
along with the one or one of the only one digital copy.
But who cares.
There ight be more than one digital copy, so
like who cares about getting a digital copy of it?
>> Yeah but so what if there's only one digital copy?
>> Couldn't like someone just make a digital copy of something?
>> I don't know exactly how it works and Shekel's gonna yell at us later.
>> I hate all of this stuff yeah.
>> Okay but he's a guy who works here and knows this stuff.
>> I know.
>> All right but anyway, you guys are gonna be amusing how clueless we are.
I like, Biden will own it.
But at the same time, come on guys, one of only one,
it's the only digital copy of the thing that no one cares about.
So if I take a picture of my garbage bag at home and go,
but it's the only digital copy of my garbage bag and so what?
It still doesn't make it interesting.
>> So he's broke because he claims that all of the legal expenses associated with
all the investigations he's been involved in have drained him of his savings.
>> Yes.
>> Look so far I love all of this.
I love the fact that this non fungible token of Trump is not selling,
I think that's hilarious.
I love the fact that this guy Roger Stone who has done so many awful things, and
is a notorious trickster, is feeling some pain and suffering right now,
he deserves it.
But then there was this wrinkle to the story that makes me hate being a softy
because.
>> No, really?
I know what you're gonna say.
>> Yeah, because.
>> I'm gonna have a different opinion.
>> Okay, damn savage Jink okay.
So his wife apparently has cancer and he made a specific comment.
Let's go to that graphic where he talks about his wife's cancer and
how he spends a lot of money on her drugs.
He talks about how, there we go, between the cost of defending myself in 6
remaining merit-less but sensationalized harassment, civil suits and
the January 6th Witchhunt, my legal expenses are formidable.
And then here's the part that I'm talking about,
cancer therapies not covered by insurance for my wife are also not inexpensive.
So I feel awful for his wife.
Okay, I don't wish that on anyone, but I just want this to sink in for a second.
Because the very system and
the very players that Roger Stone has worked for supported and
worked hard to keep in positions of power have created this healthcare system.
And, and it's not just his wife I mean, think about all the people out there who
can't afford lifesaving medication and then just end up dying because they
don't have the name recognition to like engage in the griefs that he does.
They're not able to raise the kind of money that's necessary to pay for
these lifesaving drugs.
They're out there on their own struggling and
oftentimes dying as a result of this system.
So yeah.
>> So I have great sympathy for his wife because she's got cancer,
she lives under this brutal system plus she's married to Roger Stone.
So I have infinite sympathy for her.
>> Same. >> For
Roger Stone I have no sympathy at all.
Hey, Roger you thought it was a game.
Ha ha, I'm gonna support Richard Nixon and
Donald Trump and the worst people in America.
And ha ha they're gonna make money and be powerful and famous and so
am I being their lackey.
And they're gonna deny you health care, ha ha, we got you, no, Roger,
you got yourself.
You thought you were above it and you were part of the elites,
now you've run out of money and now you know what everybody else feels like.
And all of a sudden you know what would help you Roger?
Medicare for all.
But then your wife would be covered and
you wouldn't have to be selling everything in your house for three, bucks a pop.
Instead you're having a national garage sale and
soon you'll be doing a go fund me because we don't have universal healthcare.
You thought it was cute to deny other people healthcare.
Now when the chickens have come home to roost, all of a sudden,
were supposed to feel sympathy for you.
Your wife, I have tremendous sympathy for, you I have no sympathy,
you did this and you did this to your wife too.
Cuz if you run out of money it looks like you're gonna run out of money and
you can't pay for her treatment, then maybe you'll realize
it was never a game cuz it's already happened to millions of Americans.
I know you're a right winger, so you have no sympathy for anyone
other than yourself, but those millions of people already had to suffer through this.
We're already bankrupted and lost their houses and they couldn't sell trinkets
that Donald Trump touched or spit on or whatever the hell MAGA wants, right?
And so and a lot of them when they can't afford cancer treatment,
can't go to the emergency room, they're gonna die.
And you did that Roger Stone, you did that.
>> Yep.
>> And the other chicken coming home to roost is,
now people don't believe him that Trump signed this or etc.
Yeah, cuz he's the boy who cried wolf.
He bragged about how he's one of the most notorious liars in political history and
now people don't believe you as you're trying to scrounge up $300 at a time.
And the last ha ha and yes, it's a ha ha to Roger Stone and I have no compunctions
about it is you thought Donald Trump was gonna come to help you.
Well there you are, you're broke, your wife's got cancer, Trump collected
about $150 million dollars from people to help him with his legal defense.
He can give that money to you, there's no conditions on that money.
But he's not giving it to you or Rudy or anyone else.
He's just keeping it like the greedy prick, you always knew he was.
Looks like the chickens have come home to roost Roger Stone.
>> Yeah, I love it.
Look, the thing that makes me feel the most despair is just seeing people
get rewarded over and over and over again for their bad behavior.
It's very rare where you get to see experience,
witness, punishment like real punishment in real time.
So I love to see it.
This guy deserves zero sympathy, so I agree with you 100% in that regard,
especially considering all of the awful people he has supported and
propped up and that's who he is.
That's literally his entire career.
I mean the guy has a tattoo of Richard Nixon,
he loves bad guys, he revels in it.
>> So enjoy, and I revel in this Roger.
One more time feel terrible for his wife and we wish none of this had
happened to her, including marrying Roger Stone in the first place.
>> Definitely. >> But for him,
these are natural consequences of your actions.
So you should be apologizing to your wife every day instead of trying to figure out
what other trinket to sell in your house.