Do you want to get your full item build before anyone else in every game?
Well GG (guys and girls), today's your lucky day because CouilleBleu will show you how to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to the best multiple target AD carry in the world.
In the laning phase, you should always use Obelisk the Tormentor to be sure that you last hit the minions and to regain your mana while doing more damage to turrets.
If you have no problem last hitting the minions with your Auto-Attacks, use The Winged Dragon of Ra to stun an enemy to piss him off
and that is how you can easily force a Flash from anyone.
When your Full House is available, target an enemy champion to harass him like never before.
See these money whore items? They represent your early core items and you must remain in the gold bath until you can sell them to get all your final items at once.
Trust me : that feeling is just wonderful.
But until then, you must use everything at your disposal to farm all day long without giving a single shit about your teammates.
When you get a Blade of the Ruined King, you can start killing greedy fuckabishes charging at you like mad beasts by slowing both of them with your Slifer the Sky Dragon
and by throwing a last card at Sona before she's sent to heaven.
If you find yourself in a dangerous threesome, all you need to do is use your Instant Transmission to get out of there in a flash.
Late game, you will be able to kill any squishy baby carries without letting them lift a finger on you,
to play 52 Pickup with Luffy and his crew
and to become a super saiyan 24/7 thanks to your excessive amount of money.
With your Triple Card skill, you can easily steal the Dragon while being safe if the enemy doesn't have smite.
With your Egyptian God Cards, you can KS your teammates anytime you want.
With your Instant Transmission skill, you can secure every minion kill before your ButtFucking Friend arrives and prevent that fuckabish from taking down a single tower.
Thanks to that skill, you will also be able to take every single Dragon for your team if you see where the enemies are buttfucking each other
and you can join your raid team after you're done farming.
What's more? You can easily get away from an incoming threesome if you failed to ninja gank an enemy or from the entire enemy team that finds your split-push power freaking annoying.
Combine it with Flash and you can make Janna use her ultimate to save your ass, no problem!
And, of course, never forget to (THAT WAS MY OWN JUNGLE) when no one is around.
To redeem yourself from taking every minion from every lane, use your Map Hack skill to reveal any stealthed champion for your team even if you can't get an assist.
Thanks to that Map Hack, enemy champions will reveal nearby wards and mushrooms for free!
Now that you know where the enemy wards are placed, it's time to go on a ward clearing mission to piss off your opponents.
When you ninja gank, always try to stay on the other side of a wall if it's possible to attack your ButtFucking Friend's doppelganger until he dies.
Since you farmed 24/7/365, your level will be way higher than everyone, so take advantage of that to kill anyone trying to farm before they get their third core item.
That's right! Use Instant Transmission to get near an enemy and stun him before he can do anything to you.
Then, attack Varus without letting that bad boy run away from your man-to-man duel.
To finish everything in beauty, attack ninja boy without kiting him because a real gentleman never fights like a coward.
If you think that Money Fate was powerful in a duel with a build made for teamfights, then no one stands a chance in a brawl if you're backed-up by your allies.
You must be telling yourself...
That is because Money Fate is a manly man that always fights anyone head-on, remember?
Since you have a lot of health, you can simply stay at the front line like the Man of Steel if no one else is here and spam your Egyptian God Cards to wipe the enemy team one by one.
You don't believe it? Just watch for yourself.
Thanks to your build made for gangbangs, you can attack up to three enemies at once without letting them run away from a fight.
If you follow everything demonstrated in this video, you will always be the Winnie The Pooh of your games.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!