Facts Verse
presents 10 dumbest life hacks of all
time. Number one, use a toilet seat to
put your plate on while watching
television. Any person who's tried this
life hack needs to have their head
examined for a few reasons. First, who
has an extra toilet seat laying around
the house? To eat this way, you would
either need to go out and buy another
toilet seat, or you would need to take
the existing toilet seat off the
commode, and that's just disgusting.
It'd be much easier and less awkward to,
I don't know, buy a TV tray, or just use
the coffee table, bud. The whole idea is
ludicrous. Number two, take a selfie
through a toilet paper roll tube to
pretend that you're the moon.
All right, this is a pretty bizarre life
hack because, well, who even wants to
look like the moon? This hack has you
holding the roll close to your face and
then taking a selfie holding your phone
at the other end. Now, if you've never
seen any of these photos on your
friend's news feeds, it's likely because
it is a really stupid idea. Number
three, spray your headphones with
Johnson's. No more tangles when they get
tangled.
This life hack makes zero sense and you
can be sure that it's not going to work.
Johnson's no more tangles. It works
great to get painful tangles out of your
child's hair. Thinking that's going to
help to get knots out of your headphones
is outrageous. If you don't want tangled
headphones, try storing them properly.
You can wrap them around an empty toilet
paper roll or you can find some other
way to keep them from getting tangled
because Johnson's No More Tears ain't
going to work for you. Number four, save
space in your tennis ball can by cutting
one of the tennis balls in
half. Of the 10 dumbest life hacks of
all time, this is by far the dumbest. I
mean, this defeats the purpose entirely.
If you want to be able to fit an extra
ball in your can, you can cut a ball in
half, but then you're not really adding
a ball to the can, are you? You're
destroying one ball just to fit in
another one. If you do the math, this
life hack is nonsensical. If you just
leave the balls as they are, well, you
can leave your extra ball at home or put
it in your gym bag if you don't want to
destroy a perfectly good ball. Cutting
it in half, though, you're not going to
be able to play with it very well.
Number five, sneak a candy bar into the
movies with this trick. Here is yet
another moronic life hack. According to
this hack, you remove the clip from your
gun and replace it with a candy bar.
Well, if you get caught with a candy bar
in your pocket when you go to the
movies, I mean, the worst thing that's
going to happen is they might ask you to
not eat it inside the theater. In most
cases, you probably aren't even going to
get caught. If you get caught bringing a
gun into the theater, uh, you're going
to be arrested. There are not too many
people who would be dumb enough to try
this. Number six, use this subway vest
to keep people out of your personal
space. This vest looks absolutely
ridiculous and it's not going to work.
The spikes on the vest are made out of
rubber. If somebody were to invade your
personal space, the spikes aren't going
to harm them at all. The only thing this
vest is going to do for you on the
subway is make you look like a crazy
person. Number seven, use the metal part
of your seat belt to open a beer in the
car. How stupid can you be? I mean,
yeah, sure, it makes sense in theory,
but still, it's stupid. If you know
anything about life, you know why, too.
For starters, you shouldn't be opening a
beer in the car. Regardless of whether
you're the driver or the passenger, if
you're caught in the car with an open
beer, you could be arrested. Since they
make bottle openers that can just hang
on the wall in your home or on your
keychain, you still don't need and will
never need this life hack. Number eight,
magnify your phone's screen by putting
it in a glass of water. Most people know
that if you put something in a glass of
water, it's going to look larger through
the glass. Most people also know that if
you put a cell phone in a glass of
water, it's going to destroy your phone.
This is why it makes you wonder who
would be dumb enough to suggest this as
a life hack. If what you're reading on
your phone screen isn't big enough, use
your index finger and your thumb to blow
up the screen. If you don't want to do
that, buy a phone with a bigger screen.
Just do not put it in a glass of water.
You've been warned. By the way, since
we're talking about cell phones, you
also can't recharge one by sticking it
in the microwave for 60 seconds. That
doesn't work. It will destroy your
phone. Number nine, keep cake moist by
eating it all in one
sitting. This is a stupid life hack and
it can also make you sick. According to
the person who posted this hack, a cake
will stay moist if you eat it all in one
sitting. Now, there are plenty of other
ways that you can keep cake moist. You
can wrap it in plastic or aluminum foil.
You can keep it in an airtight
container. Or, yeah, I guess you could
just eat the whole thing in one sitting.
Number 10, don't buy new socks. Use a
permanent marker. This life hack says if
you have a hole in your sock and well,
you don't need to buy a new sock, simply
color the hole with a permanent
marker. So, you're marking up with a
Sharpie your actual ankle and foot.
Huh? Subscribe for more. I am suddenly
not feeling all that stupid about my
life.
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