Hey guys I was wondering if maybe you wanted to uh -
By the light!
Oh shit
Adventurer - what a succulent surprise!
After we last parted ways I searched for you for days and days and days and days and days and days!
And I couldn't find you anywhere!
yeah...
Ben: Oh! off to do the dungeon are we? Britt: Hey guys do you think maybe...
Be brave - go well!
have you lost something?
Just suddenly the will to live
whats that?
Looking for a party
Oh I love a party - what kind?
A birthday, a homestead warming
handfasting, Elvish fornication celebration?
what?!
huh?
No like a party
Like a party to go into the dungeon with
OH! Oh oh oh. Please take me
Take me
Look I'm ever so swift and nifty
Observe
Ha ha ha cha!
Ha ha
yeah that was very nifty
please please - nothing on Azerim would make me happier
Okay why not
Huzzah!
But look - can we agree
You're gonna keep the chit chat right down here okay?
Because you have a tendency to talk a lot and I'm just trying to focus
narry a chit nor chat shall escape these lips
great
but first...
There's no way
Yes of course
here we go!
And I said 'no' - even though I am the bravest
and the strongest
and I have the most combat experience
Fireheart will not be king of the dwarves
champion one of your own I said
and thus saving the annual Yule celebration
That is... really great
So great for you, just ummm - the sun is setting
and I would love it if you would help me find this quest item
quest item - oh my that reminds me of a story
when I was once on a quest
and I was looking for an item
and then I found the item
and then I cleansed the well of eternal life
and all the villagers came out to celebrate
and they all wanted to be my friend. Best friends even
okay! thats enough of that
all you've been doing for like the last 3 hours is talk about yourself in character
what is this all about?
Wha - I don't know what you mean?
I mean the hair, the the the clothes!
The voice, and like just the general vibe
Who are you?
Who are you really?
I am Fireheart
Tell me right now or I'm leaving
whelp
no no no no, okay... okay. Okay
Well... umm
Look I'm still not sure what you're talking about... but...
perhaps I can regale you with a story?
Of a man I know. His name is -
His name is Ben
He's a depressing pathetic type really and...
scared of the world
So he just loses himself inside of games
never leaving his hovel
there's no one in his life. No friends. He's never been good at making any friends
Not like me! Fireheart is friend to all
and I'm powerful and strong
I know magic!
mmhmm
ha ha! ha...
Ben... on the other hand. He uh...
Well I don't really like him to be honest
He's so desperate to be liked
That's all he thinks about
and yet he never puts himself out there
and you know I try and encourage him, push him, to be more
Better!
He says that he cant
He's trapped
alone...
scared
He ummm...
He thinks some pretty dark things sometimes
He even threatened to -
But I talked him out of it! heh
Lucky - I am Fireheart!
And nothing can stamp out my flame
But anyway - I uh - I shall stop boring you
with stories about my weird sad friend
I'm sure you can't relate anyway
No... not really
For what it's worth
I'm sure Ben's not that bad of a guy
I mean if Firehearts friends with him I can't imagine that he would be
Well
I shall pass your kind words along
Don't get weird about it
Adventurer! We are bonded now for life!
I shall follow you wherever you go - into the privy if need be!
I shall be by your side forever!
Bye!
Farewell - friend!
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