Hey guys.
Comin' at you today with a new reaction video.
This one is, like,
just so stupid.
It's hard for me to talk about it, I feel ashamed watching it
( crash )
Oh, sorry guys. Just a little explosion over here in Israel.
It's on CNN's YouTube channel,
and it's called "Epic Twitter Breakup Goes Viral."
Yeah!
That sounds news worthy.
Let's check it out, eh?
[Reporter] "You're a superstar, my friend!"
[Superstar] "Yes sir!"
[Ethan] Yes sir!
'You're a superstar, my friend!'
'Yes sir!'
I like how he doesn't hesitate to accept that compliment.
By the way, guys, this is called "Epic Twitter Breakup Goes Viral,"
so this guy's a superstar.
"1 Break-Up ... 30K+ Followers"?
What a superstar! That guy's a—that guy's gone viral!
That guy's a superstar on Twitter here, guys! He's on the news!
This guy's on the news!
And by the way,
glad to see that he put on his Sunday's finest, here.
Nice to see that he dressed up a little bit to get on national television. That's nice.
[Reporter] "The smile says it all! Look at that! The unassuming guy, who's funny . . . "
[Ethan] Look at that. 'The smile says it all!'
The hell is that smile, dawg?
The smile does say it all.
[Reporter] "You're 17, you have a girlfriend, she cheats on you with your best friend, is that correct?"
[Ethan] Ooh!
[Reporter] "You dump her, and then she comes back . . . "
[Ethan] Dump that bitch!
[Superstar] "Yeah, and I wasn't havin' that!"
[Ethan] You weren't havin' that. Now, she's 17.
I wonder if he fucked her.
I think we got a new story for CNN here:
"Meme-Themed Diss Goes Viral"
"Statutory Rape: Meme-Themed Disser Goes to Prison for Statutory Rape"
[Reporter] "So then you put it on—what made you say 'I'm putting this on Twitter'?"
[Ethan] What made you think—what made you say to yourself, 'I'm gonna put this on Twitter'?
Eh?
What made you put this on Twitter?
What made you think to yourself that that would be a good idea, huh?
What do you do on Twitter?
What do you kids do on Twitter?
What kind of meme-themed disses go on on Twitter?
That meme-themed diss?
Gone viral?
On TWITTER??
Epic Twitter Breakup Goes Viral!?!?
What!?
[Superstar] "Yeah, she cheated on me with my best friend,
and supposedly there was drinking involved."
[Ethan] Ooooooooooooooohh!
Noooo, dawg!
[Superstar] "Underage drinking? That's great, yeah.
Might as well do meth too, while you're at it."
( reporter laughs )
[Ethan] Underage drinking? Psh!
Who does that anyway? Who underage drinks? That's illegal!
Also statutory rape. I don't know if you've heard about that.
Underage drinking? Psh! Come on, dude.
You ever heard of a 17 year old having a beer? Psh!
Get real, dude! Why don't you smoke meth, you fucking scumbag?
You piece of shit!
Drug addict!
You fffffffffffff—
you can't control yourself, man! Just do some meth and go—
Go fucking smoke some meth and go fuck a gay dude for 10 hours!
That's what people do when they smoke meth, isn't it?
Shiiiiit.
[Reporter] "As he said, 40 thousand followers and counting,"
[Ethan] WOO!
[Reporter] "Here's what your ex-girlfriend said:
[Reporter] 'So, I still like you a lot.'"
[Ethan] Okay.
[Reporter] "You say, 'I like meth.'"
[Ethan] ♫ Oh, what a fucking diss! ♫
♫ Bitch, you got fucking dissed! ♫
'I like meth!'
She's like, 'what do you mean?'
'Oh, well you were underage drinkin'! I think you know what I mean!'
[Reporter] "'You still like me?' 'No,' then the sad face,
'You never asked if I love you.' 'Oh, you love me?'"
[Ethan] Okay...
I see where he's going with this.
Settin' her up a little bit here.
[Reporter] "So you're leading her on here . . . "
[Ethan] You're leading her on here! He gets it, too! We're all on the same level together here!
This girl's about to get meme'd.
She's about to get slammed on Twitter from this viral breakup.
[Reporter] "Then you get the meme: 'nah!'"
[Ethan] NAH!
[Reporter] "So did you have all of this ready to go?"
[Superstar] "Uh...'"
[Ethan] There's no WAY that someone can be this fucking funny to improvise this shit!
I'm gonna kill myself. This shit is too original.
2fresh, 2spooky, 2spicy of a fresh meme!
[Superstar] "This is just... this is on point. (snaps) Like, I did not get ready at all for this.
[Superstar] This is as spontaneous as it gets."
[Ethan] THAT IS AS SPONTANEOUS AS IT GETS!?
HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT?
WHEN THIS GUY'S MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT, 'AS SPONTANEOUS AS IT GETS'!?
Turn it off, Hila, man, I can't do this anymore.
It's as spontaneous as it gets, guys!
He made that up on the spot!
That fresh, spooky meme slam!
Of a 17 year old underage drinking girlfriend!
Man, I can't—I CAN'T BE—
(slam)
(yells)
(sighs)
I'm takin' off.
I give up.
(coughs in disgust)
Sean stinks!
(catches breath)
Guys,
this kid is way too funny.
He's got a one of a kind smile, this kid.
Let's continue, huh? CNN, guys.
This is C-N-N!
World news! World news!
[Reporter] "You got her, didn't you? 'But it was just one guy!'
[Reporter] Let's continue on here:
[Reporter] 'Thanks for posting our texts on Twitter and humilating me.'
(inaudible)
[Reporter] "And then you come with the line:"
[Superstar] "It was just one tweet!" (laughs)
[Ethan] WOOOOO!!! (claps)
♫ 'It was just one tweet!' ♫
POOM!!
It was just one guy?
It was
just one
tweet!
BOOM, DUDE!
[Superstar] "Oh, I'm so proud! That was the best quote of my life!"
[Reporter] "Here is one that kind of wraps it up, here:
'Okay, I'm leaving. You don't have to talk to me again, but before I go, are you 100% sure that you are done with me?'
You fire back with . . ."
[Ethan] He's gonna fire back right now!
She wants him, dude.
And, uh, he's not done with her. He's about to fire back.
Are you sure you're 100% done with him?
With that fucking slick,
funny ass dawg with that sssssuch a good smile!
That smile could bring the honeys!
Man, that smile is not just a smile that a mother would love, like mine.
[Reporter] "'I'd rather listen to a Jonas Brothers song on repeat for a week straight than to be with you again.'"
[Ethan] How does he think of this stuff?
Jonas Brothers? Ooh, man! They're bad!
[Reporter] "'Fine, be that way. You know you'll never find someone like me again.' 'Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for!'
So you really finished with a flourish here."
[Superstar] "I'm sorry Jonas Brothers!
She came up and talked to me, and like, the only way I knew how to get out of the awkwardness was just start making bird noises."
[Ethan] Oh, okay.
That's a good tip, guys.
That makes sense to me.
Cool. Let's see if—hmmm...
[Superstar] "Cacaw! (inaudible) It got really weird!"
[Ethan] He was like, 'caw!'
Hey Hila,
'Sup? Caw!
NAH!