Tan has the best titties you've ever seen in your life
I'm gonna let y'all know that right now like every bit of it like it's perfectly cut right here and kind of like just swoops
And you're just like *exhale*
You just want to nuzzle in there and like spend your day.
Hey everyone. I'm Karamo Brown from Netflix's Queer Eye
and I'm going to be insta stalking the rest of the guys in the fab 5
This was during the Joe gobball episode, and I took Johnny deep into the South.
DEEP!
I'm talking about
redneck country deep into the south and my baby walked in in a kilt and a shoulder number
without any f ear in the world and that's what I love most about Jonathan because he's stylish he looks good
And it just says like I don't give a damn what do you think about me.
We all could use a dose of Jonny in us where we just feel... that sounded a little sexual...
[laughs]
Think we could all take from Jonathan
His confidence with it all because I just love it. Look at that face and body! Body positivity Johnny
When I was in high school
I played football and Jonathan was a cheerleader and he and I both
fantasized that we would have known each other in high school because we would've dated and we'd have been prom king and queen and
We say that all the time, but it didn't happen so now. I just settle for him being
My brother and someone I love... or my sister
Whatever. Okay! Thirst trap Antoni
Let me tell y'all something! I have been calling this since day one
Day one! when I put out a thirst trap, I know exactly what I'm doing you know what i mean? I'm not gonna lie to you
I put a little quote on there to like try to humble it down a little bit
But like I'm showing you my abs. I have abs, and I want you to see it. Antoni likes to be like:
"O-Oh my gosh, you just caught me like this. Don't! no, look away... but look..." and that's exactly what this is
And it got two hundred and seven thousand likes. Hell yeah it would! he looks good as hell
But stop pretending like you don't know you're the thirstiest out of us all.
This is legit how we are constantly and you know that book that Antoni has he around books. I'm just let y'all know that right now
I've never seen Antoni read any of the books that he has ever had in his hand
I'm just gonna let y'all know that right now, Antoni in a book
Okay
No, seriously is this real life Antoni?This is not real life
This is not how you read. No one reads like this! If Antoni does not stop with these books like
Y'all set me up for this because... did someone tell y'all that I don't like know about Antoni's books?!? And his caption is even
Multicolor books, are you kidding me like the rainbow color flag books. This is how I know Antoni as me going over his house
He has flour on his face. He's cooking. This is the Antoni I know
Like not that book Antoni. I don't know that guy who's just like always perfect with the books in his face
I don't know that Antoni. I know this Antoni.
What is it, Tan is my queen
Okay, like seriously that perfectly quoiffed hair is his crown and his glory. This is quintessential Tan
He's regal he's sweet
He's still firm he's still like about his business like
He should be the Queen of England or the king? No, let's say Queen
legit this is not a joke!
I have this photo printed in my house after I saw it on Instagram
I literally
took it
To Kinko's and got it printed. This photo is so beautiful of him. It represents his culture, you see his features
His hair, his eyes... this picture makes me so happy that I had to print it. And my kids were like
Why is there a picture of Tan France in our house?
Look, I don't even have a picture of the fab five up and the kids are like
Why do you print a picture of Tan and I like don't worry about that. Tan is in the house now. Oh!
Disneyland Tan gives me so much life
Because a lot of times Tan likes to be the very serious one in charge and all about it
But people don't realize he has the biggest playful spirit, and this is exactly him
I feel like when he's not on camera like he always has
Disneyland Mickey Mouse ears on. But also who's that chic with Mickey Mouse ears. I don't even know they made black ones
I thought they were like different colors. He found the most chic
Mickey Mouse ears to match his glasses and to match his shirt
Typical Tan! Outside of Tan
And I (I'm giving myself a little bit of credit too), Bobby's probably the next most fashionable guy, like everything about this outfit
I would wear. Look at that blazer, this shirt, the way that the pants are nicely rolled, the sneakers- like he's on point
You know if I was on point like this, too
I look at myself in the mirror as well, and do like little things
I don't have any hair, so I can't do that, but if I did, I would. You better work, ballerina Bobby!!
Ha! I've never seen this photo!
I've never seen the photo my life. Let me tell y'all something Bobby will get you with like that amazing jawline he has he's like
Look at me. I'm here, everything's symmetrical
Look at this extension. I thought Jonathan was our ballerina. I did not know Bobby like knew how to do this
aaaaawwwww!
This is dinner of Bobby and I the other night.
This is, like, literally, Bobby and I 24/7 in LA
we just melt into each other it's like legit ebony and ivory (singing) ebony and
ivory (end singing)
This is the first time
We've seen each other and like all of us together and maybe two and a half months three months
And so it just is this special every time we get together
It's as if your best friends that you went to camp with that you've been writing to each other
You finally get to see each other again
and there's nothing more special about it because I
Really, am getting emotional
I'm trying to hold back tears. Each of them
Brings something to me as I bring to them and it's just special when you know you get with people that you truly love and
Adore and you know that someone's going to bring something great out of you
And that's what this photo reminds me