Today I'm bringing the practicality to you
I'm about to solve a huge problem in your life
well not that huge, its not like you're dying or something but your controller is...
See what I did there guys, see how I did that that's like a tag line and it's free and this company they can have it if they want
And some dude is speeding outside
Jack call the police
Was he over his speed limit? He was you could tell from the sound
It was a muffler situation?
You let Ryan in the room and all of a sudden he's talking mufflers!
Ryan come say hi
Come say hi
Bring the dance moves
Uh
Oh
There he is
Ryan's in town
Unbelievable if that doesn't deserve a thumbs up i don't know what does
What am i bringing you today?!
This my friends
Is a battery attachment charger situation for you PlayStation controller
Now this affects me personally
It sounds like i'm doing a commercial for a pharmaceutical
Okay so there's thees little things, they attach to your controller
They enhance the battery life
But more importantly than that, I'm hoping
it's just a situation where you can drop the controller
On there and you're charging
Now i've tried different docks before where you're getting in there
And you're trying to clip it in
Of course i have tried cables and you know I hate cables
Go ahead and look at your PlayStation controller
You're going to see these little scratch marks
Around the micro-usb port
You know what thouse scratch marks are?
Those are failed attempts
That's you trying to find the hole
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anyway listen you don't need to hear the whole rant on cables
I'm just sayin'
Standard controller 8 hours
This baby clipped on and you get 16 hours of play time
Alright party time
Then you go to bed at some point, probably not
But if you do go to bed then you just drop it on there
And then you get 16 more hours the next day
Now if you're gaming more than 16 hours per day
Well you're probably doing something right
'Cuz I don't know how you have that much time on your hands
to be quite honest
Lets get inside and see what this thing does
my main concern here is that it might make the situation a little bit more bulky
you know heading over to do the body pump
Like these guys over here
Hey, you can't trust a guy who's doing a body pump
Here we go
Alright some paperwork
Ac adapter
Oh so here are the unis
Look at that high calibre packaging right there
And this is the unit, right here
I like it it's slim like it isn't going to take up too much space
Now the power adaptor just comes into the back here
And this little guy is where the magic happens
Now something they did that i like is that they used the same texture here
As the back of the controller
Now i'm not sure , they might make something like this for Xbox aswell
They probably make something similar
But anyhow
Clip this baby on, there it is
Alright so no it's on
It doesn't interfere with anything, you would never notice that it was there
I mean you can see that it's there
Maybe the controller is a tad bit heavier
I suppose when i was talking about bulk i didn't want it to add to the grip in any way
But there is still plenty of room there for your hands
What about the charging situation?
Lets go ahead and see here, am i fiddling around?
Am i the fiddler on the roof here?
Or am i just...
Dumbo drop
Do you know why i said dumbo drop?
because you brought up Vietnam movies
Was dumbo drop a Vietnam movie?
*Ryan* That's a term they used in the war, dumbo drop
Which is what, what is it
*Ryan again* I think i's when you drop the troops in, I dont know I think i had something to do with that
Alright, captain Ryan over here
Here we go!
Three, two, one
Yes that's easy!
How are you gonna miss?
How you gonna miss that?
Remember I told you about those scratches
Those failed attempts
How many times you missed the hole?
You aint missing that hole
You remember that basketball player, D. Brown
He had that dunk where he covered his..
I think it was D. Brown who covers the face like this
And then he kinda, ooooh
Boom!
Did uncle Lou save the day?
Now you got 16 hours
Now you got the holidays coming up right?
You got thanksgiving, you got Christmas
You got the in-laws alright
They're doing this, they're giving you an ear beating
And what are you doing?
SIXTEEN HOURS!