This week’s Music Monday will have you peeping in the girl’s changeroom with
Taetiseo’s Twinkle
Ok! So, right off the bat, let’s do some clarification
When we talked about TTS during the KpopCharts Update
we mentioned that how we didn’t like TTS had Girls Generation's name attached to it
that they deserve their own name
but it turns out that TTS isn’t really a subgroup
they’re kind of rotating group the members of Girls Generations that can go in and out
of the sub unit
to make their own kind of mini-Girls Generation band
And so, TIFFANY, TAEYEON, and SEOHYUN make the name TTS
or as I call them, TITAAYS
WAIT.
This opens up a whole new world of possibilities
Imagine when new members join the group?
My personal favorite possibility,
Yuri, Sooyoung, Jessica, Sunny, Tiffany,
which would result in “You So Chesty.”
Sounds like the perfect follow up for Titays,
if you ask me.
SM: make it happen.
Okay now, about the song
OHHH MYYYY GODDDDDD
Oh my God!
It’s Martina’s turn to talk about Girls’ Generation
and I know that she’s such a dirty YG biased hater
and she’s gonna say terrible things about them
FML.
Really? You again?
You know, some of my favorite songs are by GG?
Genie? Gee?
Run Devil Run?
Chocolate Love?
Visual Dreams?
Whatever
I can read between the lines,
all your compliments are just secret hate crimes against GG.
I actually like this song and I want to say good things about it
Sure you do hater McHaterson.
Go right ahead I’m not stopping you.
Anyhow
I
Stupid Fathead Martina
think this song is totally awesome
I am so jealous of Girls’ Generation so I do nothing but hate them.
Social Justice Police OUUUUT!
What??!!
Whooh~~I’ll get you troll!
This song has a very different feel from what we’re used to from Girl’s Generation.
It’s not about harmonizing their voices into a perfect combination.
Here, it feels like three really strong vocal artists
put together and show off their vocal abilities.
It almost has a Lady Marmalade feel to it in the way it’s put together
but its sassy and also confident
And though the lyrics are similar to other Girls Generation songs
in which they’re singing to their dumb unappreciative boyfriends,
who don't seem to appreciate them
like, that would ever happen
the execution of how they are singing the song
is a totally different and welcome change for us
Ok, now I’m gonna say this,
and there’s not a single one of you who can disagree with me here.
And if you’re gonna pretend to disagree you’re lying through your teeth
And you know it!!
Those unblockable, unclosable ads at the bottom of the video.
I hate them,
and you hate them too.
Come on!
The video is already on YouTube
You’re already getting a buttload of money from
the millions and millions of views that is getting
Do you really need to put in more ads?
And , what’s it's also oh so shameless
is when you have the perfume ad
and then you hold up the perfume as well!
Shameless!
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Now, is it just me,
or are Titays, like,
the happiest but most distracted people to work for?
All of their staff are trying to ask them questions,
put on their make up
and show different types outfits
but all they do is walk away singing and dancing.
If I was a staff member I’d be like,
Okay let me get you suck in the cheeks okay
no hey
ok fine, Don't suck in your cheeks
I'm just the make up guy here
That's fine
Okay let's try to get this roller out like for the 14th times ever
Hey , oh
okay you are not gonna be helpful
okay that's fine
okay you know what?
let's put some lipstick here, okay
Are you ready?
okay here alright
oh are you ready now?
omg ok
HEY HEY HEY
EYES
FOCUS!!!
OK? FOCUS!
OMG.
That dog has the puffiest tail
Come here puppy
That, or it’s a really good thing to be working for them
because you get to like sing and dance all day long
I especially like the brief second when dancing party time
with two members of EXO walk past Titays,
and do a tiny body wave
and then give each other props.
Yes, they indeed deserve props for exercising that much self-control.
You walk past unguarded TTS
and all you do was one second hump?
I know if the tables were turned,
and a fangirl got to walk past the two unguarded members of EXO...ohh...
oh my
Oh
Hey fangirl
Yah, that's pretty cool
Um.. oh
looks like I've lost my pants
This time not a slow motion
Security!!
You need to get the fangirl there, please
and get my pants back
Fangirls this is probably what you'd do
when you get exposed to KPOP idols
Shifting off their pants and rubbing all over your body
Aren't you so nasty?
Speaking of self control: Umm.
Why is there a boy in the girl’s change room.
Because what I saw
there was some TTS in some underwear
their thigh-high stockings, and underwea
He really shouldn’t be there!
No wonder he’s sitting, because he sure as hell can’t stand up in front of them without
getting embarrassed.
From all the blood Russian from his head to other parts of his body
like his thumb
which he must have stove
and his raging boner
And serious, you have like half naked girls around you
and your are gonna be puffing your hair in front of a mirror
What is wrong with you!!
And what about the other guys!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is going here?
You got three members of Girls’ Generation dancing around in lingerie,
and you’re reading a fucking magazine?
I know about half a million other Korean guys
who would willingly cut off their left nut in the position where you are in
and they would do it without any general aesthetic
they would do it with their own teeth
They are so nasty!
But seriously what I think is TTS might need some tighter security.
One last thing we thought was funny
Near the end of their video, they're performing with live band on the stage
There’s a saxophone, trumpet, trombone,
there's electric bass and electric guitars and drum sets
but if you listen to the song
most of those sounds are completely absent from the track itself
People are like just,
randomly playing instruments that I’m pretty sure they have no idea how to play
I'm gonna guess that being backstage
while they filmed this certain part of the video must have really suuuucked.
The dance for this song was pretty cute
I loved the little spurts of dancing that would occur
and they would always include like interpretive hand dance
Lots of spirit fingers and like double dream hands
twinkling,
and also we got under the chin twinkles.
But I gotta say I really like fluid dances like this
where they have people coming and going and dancing together
and then kind of like semingless leaving the shot
I find that really interesting
It certainly changes things up
the sing bang dancing and a static with no room change
So yah I liked it
Twinkle hands
Twinkles~
As for the English of this song,
we’re giving this a
5 out of 5.
And I'm not sure whether that was the part of the dance
There’s one word in English
Twinkle, and they nailed it.
They better have nailed it since Tiffany is fluent in English.
So, there you go.
5 out of 5.
You had one word and you said it well
You said it a lot but you said it well
The Showdown
Last week we asked which extreme unique dance you preferred
BAP's spraying dance in Power
or 2PM's puppet string dance in Heartbeat
And the winter was..
B.A.P
by like a lot
wow that's really surprising
B.A.P is kinda a rookie group and 2PM has been out for awhile
so I'm really surprised of the results
Congratulations B.A.P
I clap for you
Oh god I dropped you
For this week's showdown we asked which high madness video you preferred
GINA in Topgirl
or TTS in Twinkle
Leave your votes in the comments
or in our Facebook poll
and we'll announce the winner next week
We're actually not doing the video for next week Music Mondays
because we are gonna be at that Google concert
but we will be doing one two Mondays from now
and I'm pretty sure that Xia is gonna come out with a video
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Take it away Spudgy