*Swishy Slap!*
Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to "True or False 2"!
There's a sequel to the game now! Remember when I played it a couple of episodes on the regular "True or False"?
But the developer came to me and said that "True or False 2" was coming out,
and he even said that there was some jacksepticeye easter eggs in this one,
which is really sweet, and really *hum* thoughtful of him to do. He didn't have to that
So it was really nice, and he said that there was some facts about Ireland in there, and Leprechauns and all this sort of s***, so...
I'm looking forwards to playing it! I don't know how many questions are actually in it, or, if *err*
if I'm even come across those, but, I'm interested! And I like the true or false stuff and the other one.
And I'm glad there's a new one that came out so there's new material to look over. *errm*
Stamp one please!
Oh God...
"The most common passwords of 2016 are "123456", "123456789" and qwerty"."
Yeah... I'd imagine something like that, isn't it something like "Jesus1", or something like that is a good password?
TRUE!
"The most-frequently used password isn't changing from year to year"
People keep picking the same s***ty passwords for everything!
You gotta pick smart passwords!
Especially in 2017, 2016, 2017
It's like...It's the year of.. The years of, like, "Mr Robots"
When people are able to hack your s*** like, really easily!
It's not even hacking, really, it's like...finding...It's like breaking into a database of something,
figuring usernames and passwords, and then just trying them everywhere
and then you suddenly get into accounts. It's not nice, it's not fun! Gah- make sure you have good passwords.
"A crazy peacock is called a peanut."
I want that to be tru- false?!
"False! Obviously..." *giggles* Okay, I got it right. 2 for 2, I'm on a fuckin' roll baby!
"Hodor is the name of the Norse god of winter." Awww, SHIT. Hold the dooooor!
I know he's a character in game of thrones but *sigh*
maybe... Norse god of winter. Ah god I feel like I should know that
The Norse god of winter Hodor, would it be
Yeah.
True! "Deal with it!" Yes! Three for three.
"William Shakespear wore earrings."
I don't fuckin' know
Hey Willie! Willie Shakes! That's what I like to call him, did you wear earrings?
Daaaaah... True
UMAK WAS IN MY BEEEDDDDDDDD
Didn't know that. We're learnin' stuff! Norse god of winter, Hodor.
Maybe he was holding the door of winter out.
*realization*
Oh my god that's the analogy isn't it.
Hold the door, Hodor, holding out the d- holding out the winter, keeping it back. No!
Winter's comin' man.
"At the time, an earring was emblematic of poetry." That's pretty cool, I didn't know that.
I like this new set up of the- the questions as well.
"You can drink as much water as you want."
I don't know. Isn't there a thing... no- its not called water poisoning or something like that.
Isn't there a thing if you drink like way too much its like too much work for your kidneys or something like that? False.
False. "It may sound weird, but people do die from fatal water overdoses." Yeah.
See, I think you- you can drink way too much water that your body can't keep up with it or can't handle it and then you end up dying.
It's not nice man. Everyone's like, "Oh, drink your own body weight in water every day." No!
That's not what they say.
Drink your body weight in ounces of water everyd- something like that. I don't know, people say all sorts of shit.
"Chickens have self-control, distinct personalities, and the ability to logically reason."
I'm gonna say yes, 'cuz I've met some smart chickens in my day.
True! "Several recent studies has proven that fact."
That's pretty cool. Wha- achievement unlocked. C?
My achievements are weirdly named. *laughs*
"Fact #7. There is an island in the Bahamas inhabited only by swimming pigs." Oh, please be true!
Oh, the idea of tiny little Waddles!
*ayyy Gravity Falls people where ya all at*
I call him Waddles 'cause he waddles.
Oh the idea of like,
hundreds of little waddles all in the water please.
Yes!
"Pig beach is a real uninhabited island located in Exuma, the Bahamas."
I need to fuckin' look that up or something. I wanna look up Exuma.
Awwwww they're so cute!
Awwwww! I don't know if you can see that.
Come on focus!
Focus!
It's so cute! Look at 'em, he's a cute little pig swimmin'.
Awwwwww!
I want a pig. *giggles*
"Harry Potter was the most banned book in the US for 2001 and 2002."
Why?
I feel like- I mean i'm not hip to the Harry Potter stuff as much as I probably should be,
but I feel I would have- re- true?
True.
"For the reasons of being 'Anti-family, occult/satanism, religions viewpoints, violence'."
I mean, I can see how some of that is in the book,
but not to fuckin' ban it, its not like scripture.
I think people *laughs* I think people can differentiate the difference between
a work of fiction with wizards and magic
and a fuckin' owl that brings you your main
to *ha* like real life "occult/satanism" and "religious viewpoints".
Come on man!
That's fuckin' dumb!
"The lifespan of a squirrel is about twenty years."
Do squirrels live that long?
Having never had a pet squirrel, and always wanted to,
and only seeing them out in the trees in the wild, and in documentaries, I wouldn't fuckin' know.
Yes.
Awwwwww! No!
"The lifespan of a squirrel is actually about nine years."
Ya fuckin' lied to me. You tricked me!
Here's me thinking that I could have a pet squirrel for twenty years.
Man. I was doing good as well! I had eight right.
"All polar bears are Irish."
*stares*
Is this one of these Irish Easter eggs that we're finding?
No! Ho- How could polar bears be Irish?
What?!
WHAT?!
All polar bears are Irish because "They're descended from brown bears that lived in Ireland over 25,000 years ago."
I didn't even know we had brown bears in Ireland.
um *laughs*
Wh- Wha?
I mean 25,000 years ago but,
Ok that's after fuckin' blowin' my mind. I have to fuckin'- I have to search that to make sure-
I have to- I have to cross reference this.
Genetic evidence shows they are descendant from Irish brown bears that lived during the last ice age.
Modern polar bears share distinct DNA sequence passed down the female line,
with their now extinct brown ancestors, however the same DNA fingerprint is absent from other species of brown bear alive today.
Polar bears are Irish!
My whole world is a lie!
Oh! You got 80%! Mission complete.
Ah there's actual missions now.
Little penguin dude!
How's it goin? "Banana was the first fruit eaten on the moon."
Ye- Yeah?
False. *laughs*
"First fruit eaten on the moon was a peach. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin ate the first
meal on the moon during the Apollo 11 flight after they landed at the Sea of tranquility."
Here's me thinkin' they just cracked open bananas *clinck* om nom
fair play to you Neil, fair play to you Buzz, we fuckin' made it. Moon baby!
Why would you eat peaches?
Not very celebratory.
You should- You should eat bananas because we came from apes.
And then we evolved into humans, and then we went to the moon.
Its symbolic.
You can't deny that, and I'm trying to figure out a way of making my answer right.
*laughs*
"China has banned time travel in TV."
Wha- Please be false. You're gonna be true aren't you?
Ah thank god its false. Why did I click true then?
"Time-travel dramas are very popular in China, so China has blocked all movies about time travel, saying it 'disrespects history'."
*confusion*
"China has blocked all movies about time travel."
Didn't I click true? But now you're saying it is true but you said false?
Or maybe the- the original question was that they banned it in all TV and not just movies.
I dunno.
Fact #3 "La La Land" had broken the record for most Golden Globe wins ever."
Oh I don't know.
I have heard that its really good. I haven't seen it myself personally.
Um
Most Golden Globe wins ever.
Oh god, I dunno, I didn't hear any like sort of news about the Golden Globes.
True?
True! "It won every Golden Globe it was nominated for."
Good for you La La Land!
Damn that's awesome!
'Cuz isn't- aw I'm gonna show my ignorance here-
isn't La La Land a musical kinda movie?
Um
'Cuz I- I literally know nothing about it. Everyone's just raving about it and saying its an amazing movie,
and I did wanna go see it at the time it came out in cinema
but I had a lot of shit going on, I didn't even have time to go watch a movie at the cinema.
How sad is that?
And musicals wouldn't be my forte anyway, its not something that I really
enjoy all that much- I know blasphemy! Everybody out there is like "You don't fuckin' listen to Hamilton?"
No! *giggles* I've never listened- I've never heard absolutely anything from Hamilton or anything like that.
Musicals just don't do it for me.
I dunno, to each their own.
I can- I can respect them.
There's nothing wrong if you like musicals, absolutely more power to you if you like musicals.
Awesome.
I just don't really enjoy them as much as some other types of media.
I dunno, leave me alone.
"More people live in Tokyo than in all of Canada."
Ohhh Tokyo's a pretty big place. So is Canada.
True. "Tokyo has a larger population than the majority of countries."
One city in Japan
has more population than a lot of countries. I mean,
Ireland's not hard to beat, we have like what, six, seven million people here?
A lot of countries- a lot of cities in the world have more than we have in our entire country.
We're very small, and we're very sparse and we're laid out all over the place.
"Pig is the only animal besides human that can get sunburn."
I have heard that.
What?!
These old wives tales, all these old folk lore things that I've been hearing are not true.
"Lots of animals can get sunburn, under the right conditions even fish can."
Aw
Poor little fish. Well they also are in water,
so sometimes if it refracts properly it can focus a beam onto them and burn them.
*laughs*
Aw this- ah chapter two is not going that well.
"The price of admission for a zoo in 18th century England was a dog or a cat."
I don't know! I'm getting my- my thing.
Where's my fuckin- my thingy.
To help me
figure out the answers
the ones that I don't know the answers to, I'm gonna use my little dooder here again.
He's gonna flash red or green. Green is for true, red is for false.
Come one.
*beeping noise*
Ok. Its false.
You fuckin' piece a shit!
You're not worth your time.
"They were fed to the lions."
You had to bring a cat or a dog into the zoo to get in to look at animals just so they'd be fuckin' eaten by the lions?
What?!
18th century zoos must have sucked.
Its like, aw come on- come on sparks, we're going to the zoo now, on we go.
Yeah. Oh, you have your dog with you, you can come on in.
But just know,
that your dog will not be your dog anymore.
Once he passes through these gates he's ours.
He's for the lions to eat. Say goodbye to your precious family pet.
Sparks why!
"In 1991, gorillas were trained to use cell phones by Brazilians."
That's a really fuckin' weird sentence. I was one year old then.
"Lies, lies, lies." I- have I gotten any of these right?
"Antarctica is not a desert."
Oh is this gonna be- I- like- the obvious thing would be true. Its not a desert,
but is this gonna be one of those trick questions where I don't know the actual complete definition of desert?
"Antarctica is actually a cold desert because it rarely receives rain."
Yeah.
See that's the thing, you always think that deserts are like a place with just sand.
But then the actual definition of a desert is a place that rarely receives rain.
"Alligator teeth are hollow."
Fuckin' true.
Ah haha!
"The alligator's new tooth grows inside the old one, so it's already in place when the old tooth falls out."
That's awesome!
Why'd evolution have to dick us over with our teeth?
Its like you get one set of baby teeth and they're gone when you hit adolescence,
when you hit like your teenage years and everything, and then you have your teeth for life.
Because our mortality rates were so- like our age of living was a lot lower all those times ago.
And then it was like, you don't need your teeth for that long. And now we've improved our- our living.
We're able to live to like a hundred years old,
and our teeth haven't caught up, evolution hasn't caught up. Its like oh.
Yeah those teeth are gonna be fucked by like, year thirty.
You're gonna have a lot of work done on them by then.
So after that you're on your own basically. And dentistry is still catching up with a lot of stuff,
why do we have to get fucked over?
Why couldn't we have like shark teeth? Once one falls out we have another one like ready to go.
Fu- Alligators have it right.
"There are no vitamins with letters F-J."
Actually I don't think I've ever heard of vitamin F and J.
True!
"Those letters were used for vitamins that were 'reclassified over time, discarded as false leads,
or renamed because of their relationship to vitamin B'."
Nice!
40% complete.
That's not very good. *laughs*
Well that was "True or False 2", hopefully you learned a little something here. Have a nice day!
I don't know why its all wintery and christmasy because its almost spring here but,
whatever. I'll you away. Hold the door winter god. Norse god.
Aw man, some of those make you feel dumb.
Cuz its like- and there's gonna be people in the comments like 'how did you not know that Antarctica is as desert?'
It's like, well I'm fuckin sorry for knowing useless information. *laughs*
Not- well not useless, just useless to me in my everyday living scenario.
Like why would I need to know if Antarctica is a desert.
Those are like the types of facts that you read somewhere and then, they kinda stay with you.
None of the ones I know came up in this though.
I learned a lot though! Antarctica is a desert, polar bears are Irish, Hodor is the Norse god of winter,
all those different types of things.
That's really cool!
That's why I like this game too, is that you're going through, and while you might get some of them wrong,
its all about the learning experience.
So, if there's any of them that you guys didn't know, write in the comments 'cuz I wanted to know how many of-
how many of the ones I didn't know that you didn't know as well.
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it
punch the like button in the face,
LIKE A BOSS!
And, high fives all 'round.
*Wapish* *Wapish*
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes,
In the next video!
*Outro music*
Hold the door!
Ahh!