It is the reason I survive.
I have a quota that I need to fill before I become a full human in the morning.
It's just like bitter liquid that keeps you alive.
I only drink black coffee.
I don't drink black coffee at all because I hate it.
If I had my choice, I'm a McDonald's guy.
I'm a McDonald's guy.
Gonna put myself out there before this.
Oh, I hate Tim Hortons so much.
[Laughter] It's like... It's so bad.
I don't understand people who have good taste in coffee.
I feel like they're just making it up like wine drinkers.
I literally can't tell the difference between coffee, at all.
Um, yeah I know, this is going to be fun.
That taste like water. Like, you just dyed this brown.
Not that I'd be able to identify the flavours if there was one,
but the absence is particularly notable here.
Yup, tastes like coffee.
Ok, interesting.
Good mouth-feel.
There's an aftertaste of burnt.
The aftertaste of burnt comes back, but the initial thing,
quite mellow.
Pretty rounded.
Mmm, yup.
This one has the kind of sourness that I generally associate with Tim Hortons coffee.
'Cause you know, they make a fresh pot every hour, but
I don't know how often they wash it.
It's not as watery?
Yeah.
It doesn't taste like muddy water, that's what I'm saying, man.
It's better than the last one.
I will go out on a limb
and say that is McDonald's.
100 per cent, final answer.
Oh no, they taste the same.
That can't be true.
They're just throwing us off.
I'm sorry.
Is it a decoy?
It's not a decoy!
It's like a hidden sting to prove that we can't tell the taste between coffee.
They're just all three the same.
Oh man, maybe this is all a joke. Is this a prank?
This one I think is, this one is closer to A, to me.
It has the rounded-ness, the watery-ness.
Ugh.
Sorry, that was rude.
For this, maybe there's more of an aftertaste?
I find B more bitter.
I want to drink B again.
- Now you know why double-double is a thing. - Now it's ruined B!
One, two, three...
Good.
B. I'm going with B.
I'm going with C.
- I think I like B. - Yeah.
It's a little sweeter.
Uh, B.
If I'm in the mood for water, then A.
[Laughter]
This is generic, instant coffee.
I'm going to guess A was the generic one.
You?
I, too, think it's a generic truck stop.
- I think, in fear, that A is Tim Hortons. - [Laughter]
And we are genuinely going to have to leave the country—
Oh my god.
—having insulted this national brand.
I'm going to go with generic.
I think that A is control or generic.
The Tim Hortons coffee?
If McDonald's is Canada's no.1 coffee, then out of these three, that's the best one.
I think B is Tim Hortons, maybe the dark roast.
I think Tim Hortons is B.
Do you actually think that?
- I do. - Okay, great.
I think this is McDonald's.
I've only ever had McDonald's coffee once before,
and it tastes kind of similar.
I think B is the generic
- What?! - based on that one single tasting, the same tasting, a week ago.
C, I guess, would have to be McDonald's then.
- Yep. - Yeah.
Which was, um
I mean,
for a fast-food company seems...drinkable?
- Yeah, this is Tim Hortons... - Oh, that's Tim Hortons.
Yeah because I think I've tasted masks of this
under my double-double before.
Hm, impressive.
That's no easy task.
I think McDonald's is C.
I'm going to say C is Tim Hortons
'cause it tastes less bitter than B.
So I think that C is McDonald's.
I think that too.
My petard.
It's being hoisted.
Oh God. [Laughter]
Oh God, I'm so sorry McDonald's.
- Jesus. - Dude!
Yas!
I had faith in our Timmies. And it's lost.
Yes!
How can this be?