[crowd yelling]
Everyone please, remain calm.
I've gotta see the Amanda Show!
I'm Amanda's biggest fan!
I came all the way from Switzerland!
I brought Amanda this corn chowder.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get back in line!
Sir, apparently you don't realize who I am, please.
My name is Penelope Taynt.
I just happen to be Amanda's number one fan please.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Everybody's her number one fan.
Oh yeah? Does everybody have Amanda's face tattooed on their abdomen?
Huh?
You're going to the back of the line.
But I'm Amanda's biggest fan! I have my own Amanda website.
- Wait, wait! - OK, only room for three more!
[crowd yelling]
We love you!
[screaming]
Please!
Where's Amanda?
Um, the Amanda Show will begin momentarily.
We want Amanda! We want Amanda!
We want Amanda!
You gotta fly towards Nickelodeon!
Please hurry, I've got a show to do.
- Nickelodeon? - Yeah.
Are you one of them Rugrats? Ha-ha.
No, I'm Amanda.
- Amanda Bynes. - Oh.
I wish you were one of them Rugrats.
Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! Amanda!
- Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! - Excuse me!
Excuse me, hi.
I'm one of the regular cast members on Amanda's show.
My name is Johnny Casir!
You ain't Amanda!
Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! Amanda!
Hey, that's the stage down there! You better land.
Hello? Hey! Hey, what's your deal?
Whoa, oh!
I'm sorry.
I took a lot of cough medicine this morning.
Cough medicine?
Oh yeah, that stuff will knock you loopy!
Hey!
Oh, man.
Oh, well...
Ah!
- Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! - Hey!
- Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Amanda... - Listen.
I realize that I'm not Amanda, but I don't think it's necessary to--
Oh, why?
Sorry.
Hey, it's Amanda!
[cheering]
Thank you!
Thanks, my name's Amanda and welcome to my show!
Hey! Put those checkers away and let's play something really fun!
- Watcha got? - Egg Splat!
How do you play?
- You just heave 'em! - Cool!
Egg-tastic!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Alright, yeah!
Can you play Egg Splat outside?
Why not?
- New game? - Yeah!
- Egg Splat! - Wow!
♪ Egg Splat, Egg Splat Take the eggs and you throw 'em at stuff ♪
♪ Egg Splat, Egg Splat, woo! ♪
Yes!
Hey kids, watcha playing?
Egg Splat!
Egg Splat? What's that?
Hey, I'm a mess!
[laughing]
Egg-axctly!
Comes with 24 semi-fresh eggs!
You kids!
'Cause...
[beeping]
Oh, hold on, I have another call.
Hello?
Hi Amanda, it's your mom.
Oh hi, Mom. Listen, I can't talk right now, I'm on television.
I know that, dear. That's why I'm calling.
Stand up straight, you're slouching.
Mom! So embarrassing!
Are you wearing clean underpants?
Mom!
Uh listen, I gotta take this call,
but I'll be back in a second to do stuff, thanks you guys!
[cheering]