- Can you use a coaster please?
And sit up straight I want good posture when we're older.
Is that a hairband?
That's a lot. - Who are you mom?
- No.
- By the way, I’m staying at Krista's tonight.
- ¿Otra vez, crees qué esta casa es un hotel?! Oh my God.
- You are scaring me.
- I'm scaring myself.
- Just chillax.
(flute)
(offbeat flute notes)
- Yep we let this skill go.
Whoo.
- Where's my change?
- There was no change.
- It was a five dollar coffee?
- Yeah. - That’s a movie ticket.
- In 2006.
- I know how inflation works.
You have a machine in your office why are you spending
five dollars on coffee?
- Because I can.
Yeah okay last one this week.
- Damn I'm working for $8 an hour at Claire's.
You spent half that on coffee.
When did we start throwing away money?
(flute) - What key is this?
B… B natural.
(flute) I got it.
I got it.
- Are you ready? - For what?
- You said we were going to a club.
- I said we could watch the First Wives Club.
- Okay f*ck it yeah.
- Where'd your boobs go?
- Nowhere I just wear sports bras.
- Why don't we wear push-ups anymore?
(mumbling) - What?
- They're tacky.
- Oh okay and are we in a relationship?
That's what I thought.
- I can't wait for you to read The Second Sex.
- Are you even having anybody over?
Is this a wine and cheese plate for one?
What have we become?
- Very comfortable with who we are.
- I hate us.
- More people have seen these things
than have seen yours.
I'll have you know and no complaints.
Five-star reviews.
Do you hear me?
This was a bad idea. - What?
No, you have to ask for what you want.
You deserve a raise.
- This isn't like asking for a better hourly at Claire's
this is my career.
- Yeah, all the more reason to ask.
It's like when I asked Josh to prom
I was really nervous 'cause he's an upperclassman
and in the brass section.
But you know what
I'm fun, I'm cool, I just got my braces off
and I deserve an awesome prom date.
And he said yes and he never would have
if I hadn't put myself out there.
- Yeah, no you're right.
I'm fun, I'm cool,
I'm good at my job and they're gonna say yes.
- Get us a salary.
That's a thing, right?
- By the way Josh bails on us right before prom
you should start texting Caleb like right now.
- What?
No.
No!
We were on AIM for hours last night and he didn't say anything.
Which cat's that?
- Sawyer.
- Looks just like the other one.
How many cats do we live with?
- Mmm four: Thatcher, Olive, Oscar, and Sawyer.
Five if you count the stray that lives outside.
You okay? - Yeah I'm sorry
I just, I’just got really scared for us.
You live with five cats!
- Hurry up. - Oh my God
I'm almost done.
- Come on it's prom, it's not our wedding.
- Yeah but I don't see us getting married anytime soon so.
- Oh my God you look incredible.
- Thank you.
- No seriously you're like glowing.
We were so pretty.
I feel like I look so old and tired next to you.
- Ew gross you can't think that already.
What are we gonna think when we're 50.
- That push-up bras aren't such a bad idea after all?
- You are beautiful.
- Don't suss out our youth.
- It is not that great.
I have a curfew and I'm failing chemistry.
- I forgot about chemistry.
- You’re regal and wise and you make me
excited to grow up.
(door bell)
- Go get him tiger.
- That makes you sound old.
- Yes I heard it as I said it.
Sorry.
- My dad actually got married in this suit.
Was that your sister in there she seemed really cool.
- Stick with me kid just might get hang out with her.
I'm actually driving my dad's car too.
- Oh cool.
Do we? Will we fit with everything in the backseat?
(mumbling)
- Not even fair you that you have an over 21 ID.
It's wasted on.
I do like this movie.
- It's a good one.