"NEW YORK TIMES" GOT THE LEAGUE
AND THEY PLAYED THE AUDIT RIGHT
ON CUE OTHER MEDIA OUTLETS BEGAN
EXPRESSING THEIR OUTRAGE.
AND THEY COULD BARELY CONTROL
THEIR EUPHORIA THEY WROTE
OBITUARIES FOR KEVIN MCCARTHY.
BUT NO ONE CAME TO THE FUNERAL.
NO IT OUTSIDE OF THEIR OWN MEDIA
ECHO CHAMBER CARED AND THEY
CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHY.
SO, LET ME HELP.
NUMBER ONE, KEVIN MCCARTHY’S
LIKABLE PRETTY IS NOT PERFECT
NOR HAVE I EVER HEARD HIM CLAIM
TO BE.
HE IS THE LEADER OF A FRACTIOUS
POLITICAL GROUP IN POLITICS DOES
REQUIRE YOU TO BE NIMBLE FROM
TIME TO TIME.
AND, LIKE THE REST OF US HE
PHRASES THINGS DIFFERENTLY IN
PRIVATE THAN HE DOES IN PUBLIC.
HE, BY THE WAY IS NOT ALONE IN
DOING THAT.
BUT HE IS IN A LINE OF WORK OR
EVEN YOUR A LEGEND OF FRIENDS
FICTITIOUSLY RECORD YOU AND THEN
ONLY GET PAID THERE IS MORE,
MANY OF US HAVE WATCHED IN
AMAZEMENT AS YOU AND THE D.C.
MEDIA POP-UP DEMOCRATS ON
CUTDOWN REPUBLICANS.
WE CANNOT RECALL A SINGLE
NEGATIVE STORY ABOUT DEMOCRAT
LEADERS OR COMMITTEE CHAIRS AND
WE CANNOT RECALL A SINGLE
POSITIVE STORY ABOUT REPUBLICAN
LEADERS.
YOU, AND THE D.C. MEDIA DID NOT
LIKE JOHN WEINER PAUL RYAN I DO
NOT WANT TO SPOIL THE ENDING BUT
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE THE
NEXT REPUBLICAN SPEAKER EITHER.
OR THE ONE AFTER THAT.
YOU DO HOWEVER LIKE NANCY PELOSI
PELOSI.
SHE IS A GENIUS TO YOU.
EVEN THOUGH SHE LOST CONTROL OF
THE HOUSE ONCE AND SHE IS ABOUT
TO DO IT AGAIN, SHE IS A GENIUS
WHEN SHE SENDS OVER ARTICLES OF
IMPEACHMENT WITHOUT A SINGLE
REPUBLICAN VOTE.
SHE IS A GENIUS WHEN SHE HOLDS
THOSE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT
FOR WEEKS, WHILE ALSO CLAIMING
THE PRESIDENT IS AN IMMEDIATE
THREAT TO THE COUNTRY.
SHE IS A GENIUS WHEN THE HOUSE
CANNOT PASS THE BIDEN AGENDA,
WHEN THEY SQUAD IT DRAGS HER
PARTY TO THE LEFT SHE IS A
GENIUS.
IN THE FREEDOM CARCASS TOOK TO
THE RIGHT, JOHN AND PAUL WERE
JUST WEAK.
WE WATCHED YOU COVER FOR ADAM
SHIFT FOR YEARS.
YOU LOVED ADAM SHIFT.
SHIFT PROMISED EVIDENCE HE NEVER
PRODUCED.
BUT YOU DID NOT CARE.
HEAT MADE UP FACTS COME HE DID
NOT TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT MEETING
WITH THE WHISTLEBLOWER HAS A
PFIZER MEMO WAS FALSE BUT YOU
DID NOT CARE.
HE KEPT INFORMATION FROM THE
PUBLIC HE BLAMED RUSSIA
DISINFORMATION HE MISTREATED
WITNESSES BUT YOU DID NOT CARE.
YOU LOVE JUSTICE JACKSON BUT NOT
JUSTICE BARATZ.
YOU WANT THE LOCAL POLICE TO BE
REFORMED, BUT NOT THE FBI.
TO YOU, KAMALA HARRIS IS
HISTORIC BUT NOT BE A LOVE OR
WILL HURD OR TIM SCOTT’S.
DO YOU JOE MANCHIN AND KYRSTEN
SINEMA ARE THREATS TO DEMOCRACY.
BUT WHEN REP REPUBLICANS AT
BREAK RANKS, THEY ARE MAVERICKS.
SPEAKING OF MAVERICKS, THE ONLY
REPUBLICANS YOU LIKE ARE THOSE
REPUBLICANS WHO ARE DEAD, WHO
LOSE OR VOTE WITH THE DEMOCRATS.
YOU CLAIM TO LIKE JOHN MCCAIN
EXCEPT WHEN HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT
FOR YOUR CLAIM FOR LIKE IT MEANT
LAME BUT NOW HE RAN FOR
PRESIDENT BUT YOU NEVER MET A
REPUBLICAN INVESTIGATION THAT
SHOULD HAVE STARTED OR DEMOCRAT
INVESTIGATION THAT SHOULD HAVE
ENDED.