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>> HEY GUYS.
HOW ARE YOU?
(APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT.
HOW IS EVERYBODY'S SELF-ESTEEM?
(APPLAUSE) OH.
INTIMIDATING, OKAY.
I CANNOT MATCH THAT.
HAVE I TO BE HONEST.
MY SELF-ESTEEM IS NOT DOING SO HOT.
YEAH.
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE RECENTLY SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT I SEEM LIKE
I WOULD HAVE ALLERGIES.
(LAUGHTER) VERY COOL, HUH?
JUST SOMETHING ABOUT MY VIBE SEEMS LIKE A PEANUT WOULD KILL
ME FOR SURE.
(LAUGHTER) THAT'S HOW I COME OFF TO PEOPLE.
I AM PRETTY CUTE THOUGH.
(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT, OKAY.
THAT'S OKAY.
I THINK I AM PRETTY FIRMLY IN THE CUTE CATEGORY, RIGHT MIDDLE.
ROAD AND DOING FINE AND I'M OKAY WITH IT.
BUT SOMETIMES I DO WISH I WERE MORE ECK DREAM LOOKING, YOU
KNOW.
LIKE I WISH THAT I WAS REALLY HOT.
PAIGE, WHAT, YOU ARE, OKAY.
(LAUGHTER) WOW.
I WISH THAT I WAS REALLY HOT OR REALLY UGLY, EITHER ONE, YOU
KNOW.
CUZ RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH THAT HAVE
I TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
(LAUGHTER) THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
(APPLAUSE) YOU KNOW, I WOULD JUST REALLY
LIKE TO GIVE UP, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO.
I THINK IF I COULD CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING REALLY HOT OR
BEING REALLY UGLY I WOULD HONESTLY TO BE UGLY.
(LAUGHTER) RIGHT, CUZ IF YOU ARE A HOT
PERSON, AT SOME POINT THE PARTY'S OVER, OKAY.
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU, GUYS.
YOU WILL NOT BE HOT FOREVER.
BUT IF YOU ARE UGLY, SCREW IT FROM THE GET-GO.
RIGHT?
RELAX, YOUR WHOLE LIFE SEEMS GOOD.
I HAVE BEEN HAVING A FEAR LATELY, I WILL SHARE THIS WITH
YOU GUYS, I HAVE BEEN HAVING THIS FEAR, I THINK I MIGHT BE A
BUMMER, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
OKAY, THANK YOU. I STARTED WORRYING I'M A BUMMER BECAUSE I
REALIZED DO I THIS THING WHEN ANYONE ASKS ME ANY QUESTION,
BEFORE I ANSWER THE QUESTION I DO THIS.
(LAUGHTER) I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
THAT'S HOW I ANSWER QUESTIONS.
I AM PRETTY EXCITED.
MY SET IS ALMOST OVER.
(LAUGHTER) PRETTY EXCITING.
I'M EXCITED BECAUSE I LOVE LEAVING.
LEAVING IS MY FAVORITE PART OF EVERY EVENT.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY WHY I CAME HERE TONIGHT.
SO I COULD TAKE OFF.
I THINK LEAVING IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER PART OF THE EVENT.
LIKE SHOWING UP, THAT SUCKS.
YOU SHOW UP SOMEWHERE YOU HAVE TO LEARN THINGS.
LIKE FIGURE OUT WHERE THE SNACKS ARE, WHO TO AVOID.
WHEN YOU LEAVE SOMEWHERE, YOU ATE ALL THE SNACKS.
YOU AVOIDED EVERYONE.
YOU ARE DONE.
YOU CAN GO HOME AND IMAGINE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL THERE
MISSING YOU.
RIGHT?
ASKING WHERE YOU WENT.
YOU MIGHT EVEN RECEIVE A DID YOU LEAVE TEXT OH, YOU EVER GET A
DID YOU LEAVE TEXT.
IT'S LIKE OH YEAH, I DID (LAUGHTER)
AND I AM NOT RESPONDING TO THIS UNTIL 2 P.M. TOMORROW.
ARE YOU GOING TO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS.
PLAWTION (APPLAUSE)
I LOVE LEAVING SO MUCH THAT SOMETIMES WHEN I'M NOT ACTUALLY
LEAVING A PLACE BUT SOMEONE GETS CONFUSED AND SAYS GOOD-BYE TO
ME, I WILL JUST GO.
(LAUGHTER) LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT, GREAT IDEA, I
FORGOT WE COULD DO THAT.
I LOVE LEAVING SO MUCH THAT I DON'T EVER REALLY WANT KIDS BUT
I PROBABLY WILL START A FAMILY SOME DAY JUST SO I CAN LEAVE
THEM, YOU KNOW, I THINK -- (LAUGHTER)
PART OF THE ULTIMATE LEAVING A CHIEFMENT, I THINK.
I KNOW THE MAIN THING PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ABOUT HEAVING IS
SAYING GOOD-BYE, RIGHT, IT CAN BE HARD OR AWKWARD TO SAY
GOOD-BYE.
BUT DO YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO, NO ONE CARES.
YOU JUST GO, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU DO.
I THINK IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT FINDS EVERYONE AT A
PARTY TO SAY GOOD-BYE BEFORE YOU LEAVE, YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE
SELF-ESTEEM.
RIGHT, CUZ WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS GOING UP TO EVERY ONE
INDIVIDUALLY AND SAYING HEY, I'M NOT GOING TO BE HERE ANY MORE.
(APPLAUSE) JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO
KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW.
WHEN GI TO LEAF A PLACE I JUST MUTTER TO MYSELF.
LET'S GO.
AND THEN WE GO ALL RIGHT, I'M PAIGE, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
(APPLAUSE).
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