>> Greg: WHOA, YOU GUYS, OH,
HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY.
YEAH.
SHUT UP OVER THERE.
TAKE HIM OUT.
GET RID OF HIM.
SO IT’S HAPPENING WITH THE
DEMOCRATS AND MEDIA ONCE CALLED
EVIL IS NOW GETTING A FACE LIFT.
AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS.
NO, WHAT I’M SAYING IS WHAT THEY
DEMONIZED BEFORE BECOMES LESS
SATAN I CAN AS THEY SHIP TO A
NEW, FAR MORE EVIL TARGET.
AND, NO, NOT HIM EITHER.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ALWAYS ASSUME
I’M TALKING ABOUT HIM.
HE IS EVIL BUT YOU REMEMBER
DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT?
BIG ORANGE GUY WITH CRAZY HEIR,
FUNNY AS HELL AND GOT MORE DONE
BEFORE 9:00 A.M. THAN BIDEN DID
ALL DAY?
HE WAS HITLER MUSSOLINI AND
UNCOOKED CHICKEN ALL ROLLED INTO
ONE.
HE WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVER
LIVED AND THAT INCLUDES WHOEVER
INVENTED THE VIEW.
BUT IS HE REALLY THAT BAD NOW
THAT THE SDPIKABLY EVIL RON
DeSANTIS CAME TO TOWN?
THIS MONSTER FLEW ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANTS GRANTS TO A RICH PAIR
DIES ON PRIVATE JETS.
I KNOW, WHAT A [BLEEP].
SO NOW DeSANTIS MAKES TRUMP LOOK
LIKE MR. BELVEDERE SAYS THE NEW
YORK TIMES DeSANTIS MAY BE A
MORE COMPETENT TRUMP IN TERMS OF
HIS DOABILITY USE THE LEVERAGE
HAVE STATE TO A MASS POWER BUT
ALSO MEANER AND MORE RIGID
WITHOUT THE SOFTER E CENTRIC
ACTIVITY.
SO HE’S SO MEAN HALF THIS
COUNTRY’S POPULATION IS MOVING
TO HIS DAM STATE.
BUT THE SHIFT FROM DON TO RON
WAS FAST.
IT WAS JUST LAST WEEK THAT THE
LEFT WAS ACCUSING TRUMP EVER
SELLING NUCLEAR SECRETS WITH NO
PROOF WHATSOEVER AND DESPITE
BEING A BILLIONAIRE.
SO NOW HE’S LOOSE AND CUDDLY.
TRUMP IS NO LONGER CERTIFIABLY
INSANE NOW HE ACE EXCENTRIC LIKE
YOUR LOVEABLE RICH UNCLE WHO
WEARS A PIRATE HAT TO BED.
TRUMP NOW HAS SOFT EDGES LIKE
HE’S A PAN OF FRESH BAKED
BROWNIES.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE TRUMPY BEAR WAS RIGHT.
>> THE ORIGINAL TRUMPY BEAR
TRULL ORIGINAL SUPER PLUS
AMERICAN GRIZZLY BORN JUNE 14TH
FLAG DAY.
>> Greg: YEAH, EVERYBODY LAUGHED
AT THAT BUT NOW THE TIMES
FINALLY CAUGHT ON.
TRUMP’S SO CUTE YOU WANT TO
SQUEEZE HIM.
AND NOT BY THE THROAT OR HIS
BALLS ANYMORE.
BUT YOU GET IT, RIGHT?
THE MEDIA NEVER REALLY BELIEVES
THEIR POLITICAL ADVERSARIES ARE
EVIL IT’S JUST HOW THEY DESTROY
REPUTATIONS BEFORE MOVING ON.
IT’S LIKE THEIR VERSION OF A
DRIVE BY SHOOTING ONLY INSTEAD
OF USING GUNS AND BULLETS TO
ASSASSINATE, THEY USE WORDS
ANALYZE.
THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS EVEN
IF IT TEARS THE COUNTRY APART
AND PUTS HALF OF CNN ON
UNEMPLOYMENT.
AND AND NO MATTER WHO IS HITLER
ON A GIVEN DAY SOMEONE WILL
REPLACE HIM AND THEY’RE COUNTING
ON YOU TO HAVE AMNESIA ABOUT
THAT JUST LIKE THE GUY IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
WHEN TRUMP WAS RUNNING REMEMBER
WHO BECAME A MORE ACCEPTABLE
SFLP MITT ROMNEY.
HE BECAME THE OUTSPOKEN
STATESMAN WHO HAD THE GUTS TO
CRITICIZE TRUMP.
BECAUSE THE ENEMY OF LIBERALS
ENEMY IS THEIR FRIEND.
IT’S THE ONLY WAY KEITH
OLBERMANN CAN MAKE FRIENDS.
REMEMBER WHEN MITT WAS RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT HE WAS A BATMAN
PBA, THE PENGUIN WITHOUT A
LAUGH.
THE MEDIA SAID HE WAS ACCUSED OF
ATTACKING A CLASSMATE AND CUT
OFF THE MALE STUDENT’S HEIR.
I DIDN’T KNOW HE WENT TO SCHOOL
WITH TREY GOWDY.
HE WAS ACCUSED OF STRAPPING HIS
SICK DOG TO THE ROOF OF HIS CAR,
THE SAME THING KAT’S HUSBAND
DOES TO HER.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.
OH.
OH, THEY FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
AND, OF COURSE, THERE WAS THIS,
JOE CALLING HIM A SLAVE OWNER.
>> HE’S GOING TO LET THE BIG
BANKS ONCE AGAIN WRITE THEIR OWN
RULES.
UNCHAIN WALL STREET.
THEY’RE GOING TO PUT Y’ALL BACK
IN CHAINS.
>> Greg: YOU SEE?
JOE WAS [BLEEP] NUTS EVEN BACK
THEN WHEN HE STILL HAD SOME OF
MARBLES.
OF COURSE WHILE THEY DEMONIZED
MITT THEY SAID THE GUYS BEFORE
HIM WEREN’T AS BAD AS THEY SAID
WERE BEFORE.
JOHN McCain A WAR MONDAY GUSHING
RACIST A SENSITIVE REPUBLICAN.
GEORGE W. BUSH COMPARED TO
HITLER NOW SEEMED MORE MAIN
STREAM.
HELL, ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA HE
AND MICHELLE OBAMA BECAME BFFs,
HE STARTED A WAR BASED ON A LIE
BUT SINCE HE DOESN’T LIKE TRUMP
ALL THE MEDIA TALKS ABOUT ARE
HIS PAINTINGS.
SO LIKE JOE’S DEPENDS, WHAT THE
DEMS CALL EVIL NEVER REALLY
CHANGES.
I KNOW.
I DIDN’T LIKE IT WHEN I WAS
READING IT.
BUT I HAVE TO MEET MY QUOTA OF
POOP JOKES.
IT’S JUST THE LATEST REPUBLICAN
WITH SERIOUS POTENTIAL TO BEAT
DEMOCRATS.
NOW IT’S DeSANTIS’S TURN BECAUSE
HE SCARES THEM BECAUSE NOTHING
SCARES THE LEFT LIKE COMPETENCY
BECAUSE THEY’VE NEVER
EXPERIENCED IT THEMSELVES.
SO THEY PULL OUT THE STANDARD
PHRASES, HE LIKES LIKE A BULLY
THROBBING PLAY GAMES WITH
PEOPLE’S LIVE FOR HIS
ADVANCEMENT.
YEAH THEY LIED ABOUT HIM FUDGING
COVID STATS AND KIDNAPPING
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
SORRY YOU BIG BABY HE’S NOT A
BULLY WHEN HE PUNCHES BACK.
THEY DID THIS ON EVERYBODY LIKE
WOLF BLITZER.
IT’S BEEN AROUND FOREVER.
MORE THAT THE MEDIA NEEDS A
STRONG LAXATIVE.
NOW THE TIMES SOUNDS LIKE THIS.
WHAT’S MORE TRUMP HAS THE SKILLS
OF A CELEBRITY HE’S FUNNY A
STAGE PRESENCE AND A NATURAL CA
RAS MA.
HE CAN PERSUADE AN AUDIENCE HE’S
JUST KIDDING AND DOESN’T
ACTUALLY MEAN IT.
THAT’S NICE.
FINALLY THEY DESCRIBED TRUMP THE
WAY I DESCRIBE MYSELF.
BUT WE KNEW ABOUT THIS YEARS
AGO.
I GUESS THE MEDIA MISSED ALL OF
THAT AVE.ABILITY TOO BIGGIE
BUILDING A CA BALANCE
CONGRESSERING VERY FINE PEOPLE
HOAX.
THEY WERE TOO BUSY TRYING TO
DESTROY THE GUY TO SEE HE WASN’T
THE GUY THEY WERE DESTROYING.
OF COURSE WHEN YOU’RE NO LONGER
A THREAT THE DEMS COMPLIMENT
YOU.
BUT WHEN YOU’RE A REPUBLICAN AND
THEY CALL YOU FUN, THAT’S LIKE
CHARLIE BEING CALLED BY MAN SON
AWESOME AND I DIG YOUR MUSIC.
AND THEY REALLY SCREWED UP IF
THEY SAY YOU SHOULD RUN FOR
PRESIDENT.
BUT MAYBE THE MEDIA AND THE
DEMOCRATS SHOULD THINK TWICE
BEFORE THEY DECIDE THAT YOU’RE
NOT SUCH A BAD PERSON AFTER ALL.
REMEMBER, IT’S THE SAME GROUP
THAT LETS OUT MURDERERS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>> PERIOD!
>> Greg:.
>> Greg: LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUESTS.
HE’S THE FIRST PERSON I CALL
WHEN I NEED ADVICE ABOUT A RASH,
HOST OF DR. DREW AFTER DARK,
IT’S DR. DREW CAUSE CHATS
>> Greg: SHE PUTS THE UNITY IN
COMMUNITY WITH IMPUNITY, HOST OF
SONNIE’S CORNER ON SIRIUS XM
PATRIOT, SONNIE JOHNSON
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: LIKE A PIGEON IF SHE
POOPS ON YOU IT’S GOOD LUCK.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: WHEN HE’S UNDER THE
WEATHER, THAT JUST MEANS HE’S
DUCKING.
MY MASSIVE SIDE KICK AND THE NWA
WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION,
TYRUS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: SONNIE, HOW YOU DOING?
>> Sonnie: IT’S GOING TO BE MY
BIRTHDAY TOMORROW SO I’M VERY
GOOD.
>> Greg: CONGRATULATIONS.
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I’LL CALL YOU
HITLER.
>> Sonnie: OH, GOOD COMPANY,
GOOD COMPANY.
>> Greg: YES, BECAUSE THAT MEANS
YOU’VE MADE IT APPARENTLY.
>> Sonnie: YES, OF COURSE.
MY FAVORITE TRUMP AND DeSANTIS.
>> Greg: WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THIS BECAUSE THEY SEE DeSANTIS A
BIGGER THREAT NOW?
>> Sonnie: ACTUALLY I THINK IT’S
JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE RIGHT.
DeSANTIS KNOWS HOW TO USE THE
LEVERS OF GOVERNMENT IN A WAY
THAT TRUMP DID NOT AND THIS IS
ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS WITH
TRUMP WHEN HE CAME IN, IT WAS
LIKE HE HAD TO HIT THE LEARNING
CURVE.
LIKE HE HAD TO GO IN AND FIGURE
OUT HOW TO DO THINGS.
HE DIDN’T KNOW WHERE HE NEEDED
PEOPLE.
HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO GET --
LIKE WE’RE LOOKING AT THE
IMMIGRATION ISSUE, RIGHT?
I HOPE YOU’RE NOT COUNTING ON
REPUBLICANS TO COME AND SAVE YOU
BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT GOING TO DO
IT.
IF WE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP CAME
IN, WHO WAS TRUMP FIGHTING TO
GET THE WALL BUILT?
REPUBLICANS.
THEY WOULDN’T GIVE HIM THE
MONEY.
HE HAD TO GO AND LOOK AT THE
DEFENSE DEPARTMENT AND LOOK AT
ALL THESE DIFFERENT AREAS TRYING
TO SCRAPE UP THE MONEY.
NOW WHEN DeSANTIS, IF DeSANTIS
WERE TO BECOME PRESIDENT, DO YOU
THINK HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DO
THAT OR HE’S GOING TO COME IN
WITH A PLAN KNOWING HOW TO DO IT
KNOWING WHERE TO PUT PEOPLE
STRATEGICALLY IN PLACE TO MAKE
SURE THAT IT’S DONE AND THEN HOW
TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITNESS, HOW
TO HANDLE MEDIA WITH IT.
LIKE IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE
VITRIOL OUT OF IT AND JUST BE
HONEST ABOUT IT, THEY’RE RIGHT.
>> Greg: THAT’S A GREAT POINT.
>> Sonnie: DeSANTIS WOULD BE WAY
MORE ABLE TO WILL POWER THAN
TRUMP WAS AND THAT SCARES THE
HELL OUT OF THEM
>> Greg: THAT’S A REALLY GOOD
POINT P OR THEM SCARE THE HELL
OUT OF YOU, TOO?
>> Sonnie: YES.
BECAUSE DeSANTIS HAS FLIRTATION
WITH GOVERNMENT AND USING
GOVERNMENT FORCE IN WAYS THAT,
AS CONSERVATIVES, WE SHOULD BE
LIKE, OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT
BE DOING THAT.
SO HE DOES HAVE A FONDNESS FOR
USING GOVERNMENT AT HIS WILL AND
WHIM AS WELL.
>> Greg: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I HAPPEN TO LIKE WHAT HE
DOES AS LONG AS IT HELPS ME P
SPEAKING OF DOCTOR, BEFORE WE
ASK YOU, MY LEFT EYE KEEPS.
>> Dr. Drew: TWITCHING A LITTLE
BIT OR DRAINING.
>> Greg: JUST KEEPING WATERING
AND I DON’T KNOW --
>> Dr. Drew: TEAR DUCT.
HOT COMPRESSES ON THE TIER DUCT
TONIGHT.
>> Greg: BECAUSE I’M WEARING MY
CONTACTS AND IT NEVER HAPPENS
AND I SIT DOWN HERE AND ALL OF A
SUDDEN I’M LIKE A NATIVE
AMERICAN IN THE LITTER
SCOMBLEESHL IT MAKES YOU LOOK
CHARMING.
>> Greg: DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK
SENSITIVE?
>> Dr. Drew: YES.
>> Greg: I THINK THE SAWED
GENERALS FINDS IT INDEARING AND
WANTS TO HUG ME LATER BY THE WAY
I’M STAYING AT THE HAMMONTONS.
THE IN INN NOT THE AREA.
DO YOU AGREE?
>> Dr. Drew: I THINK HE’S A
BRILLIANT GUY, ISN’T HE A RHODES
CIRCULAR?
I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH ME.
BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY,
IF YOU HELP UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS
GET TO A SANCTUARY CITY, YOU’RE
AN EVIL PERSON.
I THOUGHT -- AND BY THE WAY, AN
ISLAND WHERE THEY HAVE AN
OPPORTUNITY TO PRACTICE THEIR
SANCTUARINESS.
HE’S HELPING THEM BE WHAT THEY
CLAIM TO BE ON A SMALL SCALE.
I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES.
WE HAVE HALF A MILLION
UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS.
WE LIVE AT -- WE WALK THE WALK
IN LOS ANGELES.
YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL WHEN PEOPLE
ARE COMING IN ANYMORE.
BUT A LITTLE ISLAND, THEY CAN’T
HANDLE THAT?
THAT’S CONFUSING TO ME.
>> Greg: THAT IS CONFUSING TO
ME.
IS IT CONFUSING TO YOU KAT?
>> Kat: NO.
>> Greg: GOOD
>> Kat: I NEVER GET CONFUSED
>> Greg: IT’S A RARE TALENT YOU
HAVE, YOU ALWAYS SPEAK WITH
CLARITY AND VERY CONCISE ANSWERS
THAT FORCE THE HOST TO KEEP
RAMBLING
>> Kat: I DIDN’T WANT TO BE
DISRESPECTFUL.
>> Greg: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE,
ANSWER A QUESTION
>> Kat: YOU DIDN’T ASK ME ONE
BUT I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.
>> Tyrus: JUST KICK HIM
>> Kat: YEAH.
WHAT’S INTERESTING WATCHING THIS
UNFOLD IS, WHAT’S GOING TO
HAPPEN.
BECAUSE THIS HAS OBVIOUSLY
HAPPENED BEFORE AS YOU POINTED
OUT DEMON ICING REPUBLICAN AND
REPUBLICAN.
WHAT HAPPENED WITH TRUMP IS
REPUBLICAN TOOKED THIS
PRINCIPLED STANCE AGAINST TRUMP
WHERE THEY MADE IT THEIR WHOLE
IDENTIFY TO BE LIKE I’M A
REPUBLICAN BUT I’M NOT FOR
TRUMP.
SO NOW THAT WE’RE CONTINUING THE
PATTERN OF DEMONIZING OTHER
REPUBLICANS, WHAT’S GOING TO
HAPPEN TO THESE PEOPLE?
ARE THEY GOING TO CONTINUE TO
AGREE THAT, OKAY, DeSANTIS IS
BAD, TOO?
ALL THESE OTHER REPUBLICANS ARE
BAD, TOO?
IT WAS JUST A PRINCIPLED STANCE
AGAINST TRUMP SPECIFICALLY OR
ARE THEY SO ADDICTED TO THE
ATTENTION THEY’RE GETTING FROM
PEOPLE ON THE LEFT THEY’RE GOING
TO ACTUALLY BE DEMOCRAT OR CALL
THEMSELVES REPUBLICAN.
I’M WATCHING TO SEE WHAT THEY
DO.
>> Greg: THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH
THE STRANGE NEW RESPECT
>> Kat: YEAH.
I WENT THROUGH IT WHEN I MADE
SOME CRITICISMS OF TRUMP, I HAD
SOME BLINK 182 GUY FOLLOW ME AND
I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN I HAVE
STARTED TWEETING ABOUT GUNS,
BOOM, UNFOLLOWED
>> Greg: EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
2015, CRITICAL OF TRUMP YOU GET
ALL THESE FANS THAT ARE LIKE
CELEBRITIES AND YOU COULD
TOTALLY GET WITH IT AND THEN YOU
GO I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IF I
SAY THIS AND THEY RUN AWAY.
>> Dr. Drew: TALK ABOUT A COLONY
ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON AND
TOM WILL FIND YOU
>> Kat: I LOVE TOM, HE WAS THE
BEST ONE.
.
>> Greg: SHOULD WE THENNED
CONVERSATION TYRUS?
>> Tyrus: I’M BEGGING YOU TO.
>> Greg: SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL?
ROUND IT ALL OUT FOR US.
>> Tyrus: YOU KNOW, DeSANTIS MAY
BE THE PERFECT REPUBLICAN BUT I
LIKE THE DISRUPTER IN CHIEF.
I LIKE THE FACT THAT HE DIDN’T
TRUST ANYONE BECAUSE MOST
POLITICIANS ARE DIRTY.
WHEN HE SAID DRAIN THE SWAMP HE
DIDN’T SAY THE DEMOCRATIC SWAMP.
LET’S BE REAL.
AND THE REASON WHY THEY
PRIVATELY DIDN’T LIKE HIM WAS,
AND NOT PUBLICLY, IS BECAUSE HE
HAD THE TRANSCRIPTS.
HE WASN’T AFRAID GO ARE YOU
QUESTIONING ME?
WELL DIDN’T YOU DO THIS?
AND DIDN’T YOU ASK ME FOR MONEY?
BECAUSE HE DIDN’T NEED ANY OF
THEM.
PEOPLE WERE BEHIND HIM BECAUSE
HE WAS DIFFERENT, BECAUSE HE WAS
NOT A POLITICIAN.
THE PROBLEM IS, WE HAVE TOO MANY
POLITICIANS IN THE GOVERNMENT
AND WE NEED MORE PEOPLE WHO ARE
WALKING IN LIKE, WE GOT TO CLEAN
THIS PLACE UP.
>> Greg: YEAH.
>> Tyrus: AND THAT’S WHY YOU
LIKED HIM
>> Greg: IT’S TRUE BUT I HAD TO
COME AROUND TO HIM BECAUSE I WAS
COMPLAINING HIS PERSONALITY WITH
HIS DEEDS BUT HE HADN’T DONE THE
DEEDS YET BUT I LIKED THE DEEDS
BUT HE DIDN’T GET ALL THE DEEDS
DONE.
>> Sonnie: IF YOU ACCOUNT FOR
THE LEARNING CURVE, THAT’S WHY
YOU ONLY GOT FOUR YEARS, NOT
GOT -- YOU DIDN’T GET EIGHT.
>> Dr. Drew: SPEAKING OF
COUNTING HOW MANY CURSE WORDS DO
YOU GET TONIGHT?