Max, why'd you have to go back to being evil?
Isn't it obvious?
So they'd be distracted while I did this.
[sighing] Max, I knew you were good.
Well, now I do. Before, I thought you were totally evil.
I'm sorry. I have a confession to make.
The truth is--
The truth is she never does surgery without me.
Ow.
Max, I'm so glad you're here.
Who's Max and why are we glad he's here?
Dr. Max Crelman of... Crelman and Chang.
What's today's surgery, Dr. Chang?
Mole removal, Dr. Crelman.
Mole removal, our specialty.
Sweet cheese, that's huge.
I got it, just distract 'em for me.
So... how about that new foot clinic?
You know, speaking of feet, a successful surgery starts
with a pair of well tied shoes.
So, everybody reach down
and make sure those shoes are good and tied.
- Dr. Chang- - This man has a mole,
tie your shoes.
You might want to turn away.
Done.
And there you have it. No more mole.
You have been a great audience. She's Chang.
And he's Crelman.
And we're out of here. Good night!
Why are you clapping?
We don't even know what happened.
Just a word of warning. There's a slight chance
Cole might have moved on to a girl with a car.
I thought you were over Courtney.
So did I.
Okay, relax, Phoebe. You know he likes you,
so just tell him how you feel.
That's lame. Guys don't want to hear that.
What do I say?
It's so easy. Just say-
Too late, he's coming. Hide.
Hi, Cole.
Hey, Phoebe. What are you doing here?
I just wanted to tell you before you leave
that... I really like you.
And not just like but like, like like,
I mean, you can even say that I like like like you.
Wait, that's too many likes.
That sounded weird. Am I still talking?
Unfortunately.
- What do I do? - How should I know?
Oh, not you, Cole.
- You're messing it up. - You're not helping.
What do you need help with?
- Nothing, Cole. I mean- - I messed up big time.
I just- what did you do?
No, no, to him. Say, "You messed up big time."
Oh, right.
I messed up big time.
It was an off night, you know?
Like in a game, when you go up to block a shot
and get called for a foul in the paint.
Like in a game, and you go up to block a shot
and get called for a foul in the paint.
You know what I'm saying?
Do I know what I'm saying?
I think I know what you're saying.
It's working. What's next?
Okay, we got help.
Hi, Max.
We'll get her down faster if we hold hands.
Not how it works, Sarah.
Okay, guys, we got to hurry.
Do the get her down chant.
Heavy as a rock, limp as a noodle.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
[cheering]
Victory hug.
Again, not how it works, Sarah.
Max.
Thanks. You really came through for me.
Like I know we might not always get along.
Really, were doing this now?
Right, wrestling, go.
This is horrible.
Not my burrito!
Forget about your burrito. We're next.
Phoebe, I- I'm sorry. You were right
about this whole tree fort thing.
It was a mistake.
I shouldn't have been so selfish.
Apologize later. This thing's going down.
We gotta jump!
One, two-
[screaming]
Why are we still yelling?
I don't know. Let's get down.
We just pulled off a telekinetic trust fall.
I know. We actually had each other's backs.
Phoebe, do you smell that?
Sure do. Smells like team spirit.
Well, I was going to say
it smells like a dead squirrel burrito,
but... maybe we do actually make a good team,
Which means our Z Force dreams are still alive.
And with a couple of nails,
our headquarters will be good as new.
Phoebe, you deserve a girl's night.
So why don't I babysit Billy and Nora
while you invite your friend over here?
Are you nuts? What about Dad's number one rule?
Everything goes better with gravy?
No non sups in the house.
I'm calling Cherry to cancel.
You're right.
Of course, she'll probably find a new best friend.
And you can make loneliness your new best friend.
Wait. You guys promise that if Cherry comes,
you won't use your powers?
- Of course not. - Of course we won't.
Ow.
She's not here yet.
Okay, I'll do it.
Great. Let's text her.
Hey!
'Sup girl? Pheobes here.
You're texting as me?
Totes obvi, we should hang at my crib.
See ya at seven. As if. Smiley face with a party hat.
Darn it.
That is exactly what I would have written.
Phoebe, distract Bradford so I can grab Colosso.
Right.
[clattering]
What was that?
Oh, the lunch lady better not still be living
in the teacher's lounge.
This school's not big enough for the both of us, Gladys!
Hey, buddy. I'm here to rescue you.
Thanks, Max.
Does this mean you want me to put on the wig?
What wig?
You'll find out.
I hear you talking, Gladys!
You want to live in this school, become the principal!
Phoebe's in trouble.
Thanks Max.
Hey, your powers are back to normal.
Hey, let's talk about that at home.
Right.
This isn't right. I don't deserve to be here.
There goes my movie.
This machine was my brother's idea,
and it's my fault that he can't be here
to make the inaugural smoothie.
What is she doing?
I think she's feeling bad for what she did.
It's kind of sweet. She have a boyfriend?
Oh, no, no, no. She can't do this.
She feels bad then I'll feel bad.
So, Max, this smoothie is for you.
And now I feel bad.
Push me.
Phoebe, wait!
Max?
Okay, I don't know what this is all about,
but I'm really glad you're here.
I need to tell you something.
It's okay. I already know.
I never meant for you to get hurt.
Well, it's not like I didn't deserve it.
- I stole your ideas. - But you made them better.
You're actually a great class president.
And you should be making the first smoothie.
"You're a good president." "No, you're a good president."
[babbling]
We're here to make a smoothie!
That doesn't sound very healthy.
That was meant for me, wasn't it?
Don't ruin the moment.
[chiming]
I know, I know. I've got stuff to do it
at two, three, four, and five. Get off my back, calendar!
Hmm. If only there were two of you.
No, Max, if someone finds out
you can clone, they might get an inkling
that we're not your typical suburban family.
No one will inkle. There will be no inkling.
She's a perfect copy of you.
Same annoying voice. Same cackling laugh.
- Same dopey face. - Okay, I get it.
How do you stand him?
It's not easy.
Don't worry. I'll be with her the whole time.
I just want to see how she works in the real world.
I don't think so, Max.
[Nora] Phoebe, this keyboard's not gonna play itself!
[Billy] Actually it has that option.
[Nora] Shut it, Billy.
They need my help. Okay.
I won't let you take her to Cherry's bake sale,
but maybe she can shelf books for me at the library.
And don't mess this up, Max. You'll expose us all.
Okay, we're in. We just gotta make this quick.
I don't want to know what jail pudding tastes like.
Phoebe, relax. I disabled the security cameras.
And I found a free King Tut lollipop.
Mm history.
Art thief action selfie.
[whistling]
Oh, no, somebody's coming.
We're going to get caught and I can't stop smiling again.
because I'm freaking out. What are we gonna do?
Phoebe... stop smiling and hide.
[whistling]
Max and Phoebe... for all the marbles,
who can tell me...
[ticking]
How many newtons of thrust does it take
for a standard 30 kilogram rocket
to achieve escape velocity?
[buzzing]
Max.
You know this.
It's perfect.
Tick is ticking.
The answer is elev...
[ticking]
elev...
[ticking]
Eleventy-seven?
Eleventy, that's not even a thing.
which- which means the Algebrats are the winners.
[cheering]
[music playing]
- Hey, Max. - Hey.
I just want to say that...
I know you got that last question wrong on purpose.
- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.
Fine, I did, but only so I could get out
of your class of nerdlings and back to my old one.
Numbers and stuff.
Well, it was still a really nice thing to do.
Whatever. It's not like you knew the answer anyway.
- Yes, I did. - No, you didn't.
I knew you would ruin this moment.
And don't say, "No, you didn't" because you will regret it.
No, you didn't.
What do you think you're doing?
Getting my sister back. Now, Mom!
[grunting]
I won't let you take my powers.
They're not even yours.
This is my chance. Computer, activate body command center.
Activating.
Initiate head body reattachment.
Finally.
What are you doing, Mom, lighting a Christmas tree?
Give me some more power.
I will destroy you.
Not before I save you.
Phoebe.
Alright, careful.
We don't know if she's good again.
There's only one way to find out.
Phoebe, you good again?
- Yeah. - She's good, guys.
Sweetie, thank goodness you're okay.