- How many baby daddies you got?
- Three.
- Okay, so you like sex.
(playful music)
- [Interviewer] Hello.
- Hi there, my name's Bob.
I've got a wonderful wife and three mostly grown boys.
- [Interviewer] Do you know what you're doing here today?
- I don't. - [Interviewer] Oh, shoot.
Today you are going to, from a line of women,
guess how many people each of them have slept with?
(Bob laughs)
- Okay.
- [Interviewer] How comfortable are you speaking openly
with women about sex?
- Oh, 100.
- [Interviewer] So how are you gonna go about this?
- I mean, I'm a bit of a player so
I might be able to sniff out a fellow hoe.
- Here's a list.
- I'm gonna, woo, 300?
What type of Only Fans model is this?
- We got a virgin in the midst
- Okay then there's a 16.
16 might be average unless you are a hoe.
Are all these numbers going with somebody
or did y'all gimme more numbers then?
- [Interviewer] There's two floaters on there.
- Ah, I hate that.
- [Interviewer] Let's go get our gals.
- This is really awkward.
(group laughs)
- Yeah, it's probably probably gonna get worse.
- Yeah, clearly.
- [Interviewer] Initial thoughts?
- Some are cute.
- Would you like to start?
Hi, what's your name?
- Nisha. - Nisha, I'm Bob.
- Nice to meet you, Bob. - Nice to meet you.
So, uh, huh.
- If you saw me in a bar setting
or maybe at the club, how would you approach me?
- I would make eye contact, stare at the lips,
make them feel nervous, stare back
at the eyes and then look away.
And then if they want to come. - Oh my God.
This is the classic fucking 10 meter away distance.
You should pick up that I want you.
Guys don't get that. - You don't.
- What's your favorite sexual position?
- There's this yoga pose where you put your feet
behind your head.
- Oh, she a freak freak.
Show us how you throw it back.
Throw it back, back, back, back, back.
Throw it back, back, back, ay!
Based on how she just threw it back,
I'm going to guess her body count is four.
- Are you straight or gay?
- I am pansexual. - Okay.
Some of these numbers are not real.
I mean, I'm just maybe guessing 300 plus is,
that would be difficult.
- [Interviewer] Let's guess here.
Anyway so you want a guess 'cause I'm wasting time
'cause I'm nervous, 16, yeah.
- 16, okay.
- I wanna just give you a two.
Here you go. - Thank you.
- Just the, what you're giving off.
- What I'm giving off?
- It doesn't give off a high number.
- Hi. - Hi.
- What's your name? - My name's Sapphire.
- Sapphire, oh, Sapphire.
Honestly, Sapphire sounds like a porn name.
- Yeah. - Do you have an Only Fans?
- Yes.
(both laugh)
- [Interviewer] What does her physical appearance give you?
What kind of vibes?
- Ferociously attractive.
Is that okay?
Sorry, what were you asking?
- How often do you color your hair?
- Every two or three months.
A girl that changes up her hairstyle pretty often
usually indicates some underlying stuff.
I don't wanna say like mentally unstable
but like they typically get around a little bit more so.
- Okay.
- What's your sexual orientation?
- Bisexual. - Bisexual.
So do boys and girls count for your body count?
- Yeah. - Oh, that raises the bar.
So I'm gonna guess 70.
- I'll go 70. - 70.
- [Interviewer] I don't think I'll torture you
by asking you why, I'm just gonna let you have it.
- You got somebody in there?
- This'll be my third and fourth babies.
- You're gonna be at least a one.
- Are you more comfortable because you know I'm pregnant?
- Definitely, you know, I'm used to more used to being
around women who are clearly committed already.
- Committed to making babies
or what part of me is committed?
- Yeah, okay, I'm sorry,
are your other two children from the same dad?
- No. - Okay.
Now I've made you angry, I'm sorry.
- How many baby daddies you got?
- Three. - Okay, so you like sex.
No shade, no judgment.
- How's your relationship with your father?
- It's really good.
- Ladies that don't have a great relationship
with either parents, they get around a little bit more.
I'm gonna go with 16.
- What kind of porn do you watch?
- CNC. - What's CNC?
- Consensual non-consent.
- What's that mean? - [Interviewer] Play rape.
- Yeah, but it's all consensual.
- Okay, do black people watch that?
- Yeah, I do.
- You do?
Alright so based on what, the type of porn you watch.
Okay, I'm gonna say 83.
- Nine, if you have two children already,
it seems like there wouldn't be a great deal
of extra spare time to have too many more.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Are you a lesbian? - No.
- Oh.
- A lot of people think that though.
- Okay. - But no, I'm not.
- Wow, why do they think that?
- I dress. - Yeah, good.
We're on the same page.
- You seem well put together.
You don't give off like post hoe vibes.
I'm gonna go with nine, nine.
- Four.
I'm getting this vibe like you're not gonna mess
with anybody just for entertainment.
You would want to, you know, be meaningful, I guess.
- You're strictly dick-ly.
- Mostly. - Mostly dick-ly
300 plus, this is not okay.
Still love me after giving you 300.
- I'm not offended. - Okay, good, good, good.
- Hello. - Hello.
- What brings you here tonight?
- This. - Oh, well duh
- She looks really innocent,
but then she look like she ain't.
It's the titties out for me.
The titties is outside.
- How old are you?
- 18. - 18.
If you were a little older
I'd maybe ask for your number but still too young.
- Yeah, yeah, you're pretty old.
- [Interviewer] Do you feel comfortable asking her
what kind of porn she watches?
- Comfortable would be a stretch.
- You could ask me. - I mean, I'll ask.
What kind of porn do you like to watch?
- The porn directed by women.
- Uh, how do you know?
Is it in the credits or something?
- Basically, yeah actually. - Oh, okay
- She not curvy bodied, she obviously like her titties.
She got on a skirt and her titties out, okay.
That means she probably like to bust it open a little bit.
Bring me 16.
- Two. - Two?
- Maintain eye contact.
- My name's Rainbow.
- Rambo?
- No, Rainbow. - Oh, Rainbow.
- Yeah. - Is that a content name?
- My mom literally just named me Rainbow.
- Oh, I love that, how old are you?
- I'm 19. - Oh, shoot
- [Interviewer] Koach, when you were 19,
what was your number?
- I lost my virginity at 19. - Oh.
- Yeah, I was a late bloomer.
Yeah, you wasn't?
- How do you feel about your number?
Do you want to increase it?
- I don't really care about my number.
I feel like it's just a number.
- You're tit, you're tatted.
- I heard that too.
- What, what, what did I say? - My tit?
- [Interviewer] I heard tit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 300 plus, why not? - Why?
It's the crystals and it's the chest tat.
- I'm gonna go with one.
I think you might be that
defy expectations type of person.
- [Interviewer] How was that for you?
- It was fun, I think I at least got one.
- [Interviewer] Let's find out.
Raise your hand if he guessed you correctly.
- Nobody, yeah.
- Wow, just one.
- [Interviewer] I'm gonna have everyone swap their numbers.
- Okay.
- You're a virgin?
Wow.
- Wow.
- [Interviewer] What caught you off guard there?
- The 300.
I mean, that's impressive.
- Can I ask you a question first?
- Of course. - Why did you think I had 16?
- Because the pansexual thing, I just thought it would be
a little bit higher number, are you mad that I guessed 16?
- I am not.
I actually kind of wish I was that experienced.
Can I give you a hug?
Thank you for guessing.
- What number did I give you?
- 70, do you think that fits me?
16? - No.
- So what made you think I was 70?
- You look like maybe you'd wanna have a lot of partners.
- Me giving you 70, was it kind of offensive a little bit?
- No, I took it as compliment.
- Wow, I love that - Thank you.
- 70.
- 70 and I don't even have, this is my natural hair color
and I like my dad.
I think you can just really like to fuck.
- Yeah, agreed.
- I made some false assumptions, I think,
about being pregnant and the, you know,
sort of suburban mom look you have going on.
That's not a bad thing.
There's a lot of really hot suburban moms.
- Awesome.
- She hates me.
- What do you think of my number?
- You're 300, holy balls. - Yeah.
- What'd you do to accomplish that?
- I went through like a period where like I just
kind of wanted to like have a roster of pretty boys
and then occasionally it was like girls.
I just had a lot of fun in my twenties.
- I love that, with men and women.
- Yeah.
I really like my boyfriend, so I kind of hope that like.
- Oh, that he'll be forever.
- Yeah. - 300, is it.
Yeah, we're done. - Plus one.
- Does this number surprise you?
- A little bit, I guess, yeah.
You're attracting attention with the way you dress.
- Does that mean she wants to have sex?
- No.
- So what do you count as body count?
- I just don't count oral. - Okay.
- Or else it would be high.
- Okay, she said I suck a lot of dick, okay.
- Well the only thing I say no to is like the sex part
'cause I never want to regret.
- It can be something you regret for real.
Because even at 19 I regretted it.
Everybody was calling me a prude and I was like, okay, fine.
So don't be a victim of that, okay?
Just do it when you want it and make sure
that he, they, them, her is as special as they can be.
All right?
- Thank you, Koach. - All right, yes.
- You gave me 300.
- I know.
- You had like a few left.
- It was... - You, 83.
You could have given me 83.
- You guessed pretty well for me.
- Okay.
- The job I have, most people guess a lot higher.
- So are you in sales or what kind of?
- It's like Hooters, it's called Twin Peaks,
but it's a little bit more provocative.
- Clever, Twin Peak, I get it.
- Yeah, Twin Peaks.
- [Interviewer] How do you feel?
- I'm relieved that we're done.
- [Interviewer] If everyone feels comfortable,
can we do a little group hug with Bob?
- Come on, come on, come on.
(group laughs)
- It's okay.