Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to something called Suicide Guy which doesn't sound like the most pleasant of names
But it seems like it might be just exactly what it says
I think the aim of the game is that control this guy and you have to find a way of killing him in each level
Absolutely horrendously morbid but we'll see what happens. He seems like a pretty decent setup going on over here, though
He got some beer some donuts some fucking sick 'za. He's even got a mouse friend
Place got a TV. He's got a nice nintendo system here.
AAhh maybe he's dreaming
Ahhh that makes more sense (reads text)
This is actually really pretty
Okay, I have a radio
(Tries to listen for noises)
I can barely hear what's coming out of that. Aw that's a nice little picture of my chin with a face attached
Oh, sweet mother of god
Oh Christ
That's a high distance. HahaHA
Ok so we've all had those dreams. Where you go in...
And then all of sudden your brain like hey, let me what if we killed you in this dream right now?
I have so many dreams where my brain kills myself. Oh, god oh, God oh, God! (Flinches)
Jesus
Ok I got an achievement immediately: Kill yourself. God. He did it, done it, ha nailed it yeah drink some more beer that'll help
Down the hatch. God more of it is going to your beard than it is your mouth
My beer is falling to the floor. I have to wake up as soon as possible
ah
So to wake himself up
You got to kill yourself
Cuz that'll jolt him awake
Got it. I'm just going to eat some burgers and some hot dogs
Maybe some ketchup and some salt let me eat the cash register. Let me eat everything. (Reads Notes)
Employee of the month for October I'm such a good upstanding
citizen
To enter the level left click in the button.
OOoh
This is a neat kind of setup to this. Honestly, when I heard something called suicide guy
I didn't know how this was going to go, but this is
Pretty neat ok gotta-how do you kill yourself on a train? Oh radiant this game actually looks really nice
I'm going to the front of the train
yeah, here we go, hupt
Aww, I can't get up there
Shit can I fall down here?
Aww man, if only I didn't eat all those donuts. God damn it, can I just jump off?
fuck hahahahaha.
Oh another train, yess!
Salvation!
This place should not be that hard to kill myself in
Look at this shit. I just need to walk into that. Okay to grab items press...okay
Okay, can I not lift them up or anything?
Okay, there we go. I was going to say can I not-agh
Stop it, hugh
Here we go. I did it. I'm down. This music is fucking sick. Pick you up and
Come on. This is weird. There we go. Open up all the doors
Did it! Okay I'm in. God it's taking me forever! Just jump through the fucking glass
So the whole premise of the game is that you're trying to kill yourself
In levels to wake yourself up from a dream because your beer's about to fall off onto the ground
I'm pretty sure the beer is on the ground by now just saying
To crouch press control, okay
There's a little trophy dude
Yaaaaay!
Wait, how do I throw?
To throw items press and hold-okay
Huh-ugh
Come on break the glass
Man, I thought I could just break the glass and jump through I guess not. On we go where I'm going. H-ugh
Well that-why was I throwing it through that? ha ha ha I thought I had to throw it through to it the....thing
I do have to do that. I do have to throw it through and hit the-a lever
I think. Because if I throw it through and then stand under this then I'm good. Okay do this and then do Koby
nice
FUCK!!
I'm in space. I'm actually on a spaceship
Cool all these places-wait....
What does that do? Does that open this?
Ha all these places should be pretty easy to kill myself in
There it is hot hot steam just smelt the skin off your face, and you're good. You're fine.
I love this guy's voice. H-uph, h-uph
Nice. Oh, this is a good place. Hey, there's some portal cubes.
Cool, okay
Nice, that does a thing. That's good. I like when you do things
AH-ha I got it
Now we're thinking with our noodle
Maybe not maybe hahaha
Yes now, if I do this..I have a plan. Don't you guys even worry about it.
Put you there?
easy easy easy easy easy
Bingo Bango
My name's Jango. Fucking did it.
OOOhhhh
Wait, you didn't climb up. There we go.
I thought he didn't do it there for a second, but he did. This guy is spry for a big old bear man
What the fuck... I don't know what I did. I broke the fucking game. Okay follow the urine stream. And now press it
Warp speed Mr.Sulu
Alright, I didn't do anything. I'm turning the ship now. Oh there we go, there we go, there we go stop stop
And go, okay stop
Nope go up, then stop. You go left again and boom and
Go up again, and boom. Now we're flying into the sun! Let me just get uh-a nice seat here
This is good. It-it's a little bright
Jesus fuuuck (Crash noise)
Gah oh, oh, it's just a dream.
Jeez ok wooo. God that was scary
I mean, I know I like sunshine and everything and want a nice tan but was a bit too much
I see a bit of Indiana Jones have we
Let's search around a small bit for the secret treasures. Alrighty got that done
I see, I need something to put on that, but I didn't see anything yet. Can I have key (speed)? Oh, wait I could just pull this oh nice
Come on, Mr.Chest me and you have some business to attend to
Oh wait, can you even come over this ha ha yes you can
Step 1: stand there. Step 2: this one
Nailed it. Genius
I need you again Mr.Chest. Your treasure is not measured and your value is not measured and what's inside you
Mr.Chest it's what you bring to the table. Wait wish me luck (Good Luck). We're climbing all the way to the top of this
what hey oh
Ok, but a slingshot
God that travels slow and far. Wait what is this? Hit it!
Motherfucking key y'all and now we get to see what's inside the chest
(Legend Of Zelda: Opening a Chest tune plays)
Bonesy!! (Bonesy) Ah hello everybody I was trapped inside that chest for such a long time
Which is funny because I don't even have a chest.
(Cue laughter, Pure Comedy)
Bonesy you're a funny motherfucker. Even though I think it's Indiana Jones skull. Also when you run with it
It looks like it's doing that head tracking thing
Where you like track the head, but the whole environment moves around it. It's fucking freaky looking.
Uhh Bonesy plop
Bonsey you're a hell of a guy
Come on Bonsey. It's time for you, and me to have a little adventure together. (Bonesy) That would be good for me
because before I had no "body" to go with. (Badum tss)
Bonesy
Oh fuck. I hit the wrong button
I'm supposed to throw you at the switch, but I pressed E instead of W and you went-aaww I meant to walk forward but he threw him
(Bonsey) Maybe if you weren't such a failure at life, we wouldn't have to do this level again
Bonesy I'm-that's the point of the game. You're not supposed to be alive
so
Yes, Bonsey see. You just gotta have a little faith little buddy. What's behind door number this one?
All right, okay
Gotcha Gotcha
So am I suppose to h-yagh. Oh yeah, I'm so fucking lucky that you wall-run. Oh. Thank you buddy. Thank you
Shit, I need another friend. Wait does the radio work? Nope
God dammit. Oh. There's a rocks out here. Haha
Ain't nothing going to best me. I don't even need you Bonsey. I'm leaving you behind
Ya piece of shit, okay the radio is being an ass
There you go, there you go
Okay, raise those platforms, h-ugh. Luckily for me, my guy was a pro athlete
between the years of 1846 and
1896
He's actually just a zombie. Oh
Finally some fucking spikes finally death approached
Oh Shiny skull
Wait, but that's not to say trainees go
Protect me now. Just kiddin I don't need to be protected. I need to die
This is some sexy sexy music. Are we in Frankenstein's lair? Okay suss it out y'all
What are we gonna do kick around a radio? Okay? Got it?
Right we go up this side first. Some sweet music. So glad I played this level. Okay? What do you do?
Am I supposed to crimp you?
Okay, one site installed very nice, very good
No we won't do this side just yet. Oh wait. I'm going all the way to the top for some reason
Is this the end is this where I'm supposed to go to conduct the electricity?
Yeah, well that's not fucking ready yet. Is it? No! It's not we're going down this one
Okay, you're going to have a positive and a negative charge to be able to create the full circuit if you don't have that
Then you're just pissing in the wind and drinking it all yourself, and that's gross. So nobody wants it. Oh god. There you go
It's like starting a car. You just hook it up to the battery
except big old gorilla face man bear is my battery. And nature herself is the
catalyst
Uhh, no? Am I supposed to open up the dome. I think so, I th-(stammer) he's not alive yet relax
There we go.My little statue. Open up that and....
There we go
Heee's alive
He's alive!! Let's go down and see my beautiful my beautiful creation
Do I here my baby's first words?
Papa? Yes your papa comes to you now
There he is. Look at him. So precious come to Daddy. Hug Daddy!
What-fucking too tight
And daddy's dead..Daddy needs some fucking-daddy needs some sustenance after that Daddy has-had a very long hard day, okay?
Daddy can't take much more of the squeezies from the big boy so daddy's just going to have to have to
carb up for a second
OOhh portal
Okay, this one is easy to get..It even has the Portal music
Aww awesome, okay, gimmie this
It actually makes portals
That's insane. You actually made a fucking Portal game in this
That's not enough to kill me
but maybe this is
All you have to do is go fast enough. Until you stop and crush yourself Ha ha ha. That was the fastest level so far
Okay, well I'm gonna leave this episode of Suicide Guy here. Actually a pretty interesting game for something that's call Suicide Guy
I didn't know what to expect
but I'm glad it's like a cool little puzzle game that you have to solve and
Then the way of getting to the end of the level isn't just completing the level it's killing yourself. It's a wierd little twist
Because the idea of a video game is that you get into the end to survive and escape and go on to the next level this
But this one, the idea of this is to kill yourself that it's easy to say alive
But death is the thing that you're actually looking for. It's weird like turning on its head kind of thing. Is that how much time I have
left? before I have to get out and then each level puts up the green I think so
There's a lot of fucking levels as well, so I may come back and play the rest of it, but for now
Thank you guys so much watching for this episode. If you like it, PUNCH that like button in the face like a BOSS
And high-fives all around.
Wa-poosh, wa-poosh
Thank you all you guys. And I'll see all of you dudes....
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