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INGRAHAM ANGLE."
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Greg: LOOK AT THAT, YEAH.
HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE.
WELL, THAT WAS A BIG NIGHT LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?
NIGHT, RIGHT?
WELL, I AM SPEAKING OF THE MET
GALA.
PHOTOGRAPHERS WERE ALLOWED AND
TO MAKE SURE THAT THE ELITE
DIDN’T GET DRESSED UP FOR
NOTHING.
AND WHAT A GLORIOUS SPECTACLE OF
PEOPLE GALLIVANTING LIKE
CLYDESDALES IN DRAG, STARVING
THEMSELVES ON CIGARETTES AND
DIET COKE.
THE BREAKFAST OF SUPERMODELS.
FUN FACT, THAT IS HOW THE WIFE
OF MR. ED DIED.
ALL RIGHT, THERE IS KATY PERRY,
SHE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST HER MASK.
THEY ASKED HER WHO SHE WAS
WEARING.
AND THEN THERE IS KENDALL
JENNER.
SHE HAS HER MASK AND HER
EYEBROWS.
TALK ABOUT LUCKY.
AND I WONDER WHERE THEY WERE
ENDED UP.
[LAUGHTER]
Greg: TALK ABOUT MOVING UP IN
THE WORLD.
>> SHE LOOKS PERMANENTLY
SURPRISED, LIKE SHE ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A POOR PERSON.
SAT ON A POOR PERSON.
AND THEN LOOK AT TARA
DELAVEIGNE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOWLING TROPHY
WITH BREASTS.
AND OF COURSE, SHE HAD NO MASK
EITHER, HOW ELSE WOULD ANYONE RECOGNIZE HER.
RECOGNIZE HER.
>> AND THEN THERE IS THE FLOWING
DOWN, NOT THE KIND THAT BILL
LIKES.
[LAUGHTER]
Greg: I AM REFERRING TO AMTRAK.
ALL RIGHT, UNDERRATED. AND YOU CAN LOOK AT HER SMILE.
AND YOU CAN LOOK AT HER SMILE.
OF COURSE, IT IS PROBABLY GAS.
MAYBE SHE DID HAVE GAS.
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE IF MELANIA
HAD A DRESS LIKE THAT?
THE SCREAMS OF BE LOUDER THAN
THE DRESSES.
AND SO THERE YOU GO, THE PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF HOW THE ELITE
ILLUSTRATION OF HOW THE ELITE
EXPECT OTHERS TO BEHAVE.
THEY ENFORCE THE RULES FOR
OTHERS, BUT NOT FOR THEM, WITH
OR WITHOUT THE MASKS, YOU CAN
SEE WHO THEY ARE AT EVENTS LIKE
THIS.
STRUTTING AROUND LIKE THOSE WITH
BUTTER IN THEIR MOUTHS.
WHO KNOWS, THEY WOULD END UP
EMULATING THESE PEOPLE SO THAT
WE COULD BE FREE IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
IT’S NOT ABOUT RACE, IT’S NOT
ABOUT GENDER, IT IS ABOUT POWER.
THE THEME OF THE GALA WAS GILDED
GLAMOUR.
BUT IT SHOULD’VE BEEN THE
VICTORIAN ERA, CONTRASTING WITH
SERVITUDE, AND MASKS ARE
DEFINITELY THE NEW CAPS WORN BY
OLD MAIDS.
AND IT APPEARS TO HAVE GONE TO
THEIR HEADS.
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>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
THE CUP RUNNETH OVER.
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS SO NICE, I
HAVE TO SAY EVER SINCE SHE GOT
BACK FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
CORRESPONDENTS DINNER, SHE HAS
BEEN ACTING DIFFERENT.
>> WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WELL, WE ONLY HAVE THE ONE.
>> WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS 3 WE
NEED TO COVER THOSE
UNRECOGNIZABLE FACES.
[LAUGHTER] NOT COOL.
NOT COOL.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE VOMITORIUM
TO WORK UP AN APPETITE.
PLEASE, TAKE ME THERE.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Greg: IF ONLY SHE WERE ACTING.
[LAUGHTER]
Greg: IF WE LEARN ANYTHING
FROM THE PANDEMIC, THOSE IN
POWER CAN LOCK YOU DOWN WHILE
BEING FREE IS A MOTHER IN
MANHATTAN.
SPEAKING OF, AN EXPLOSION AND OF
VIOLENT MURDEROUS CRIME, THIS IS
WHAT ERIC ADAMS WEARS.
PRETTY GOOD RIGHT THERE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT IS A FASHION STATEMENT.
IT SCREAMS TO END GUN VIOLENCE.
HE KNOWS THAT HE’S THE MAYOR AND
THAT’S THE JOB.
THE RUMOR IS THAT HE BOUGHT IT
AT A BILL DE BLASIO YARD SALE.
WELL, THIS WILL STOP CRIME FOR
SURE.
GANGS AND CRIMINALS ALL TUNING
IN BECAUSE THEY HAVE IT DEEP
INTEREST IN EMBROIDERY.
IT’S EASIER TO WEAR A SHIRT WITH
A SLOGAN ON IT THAN THE HEALTHY
AVERAGE JOE.
THEY DIDN’T WANT MASKS TO HIDE
THE SMUG LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
IT CAN HELP TO SOLVE OTHER
PROBLEMS RATHER THAN WIELDING
POSES, FIREMEN CAN WEAR JACKETS
AND SAY DON’T PLAY WITH MATCHES.
AND THE WORST PART, IT IS
FORCING MASK MANDATES ON KIDS.
NO LONGER REQUIRED AT SPORTING
EVENTS OR GALAS WHERE THE RICH
HANG OUT.
THE BRATS MUST WEAR THEM AT
SCHOOL.
DROPPING THE MANDATE FOR
ATHLETES AND NOW YOU HAVE A
CHOICE.
GET IT OR PLAY FOR THE NEW YORK
KNICKS.
THE MAYOR ALSO HAD A FRESH
PEDICURE, NOTHING SAYS MORE THAN
SOMEONE GETTING PAID $7 PER
HOUR, REMOVING YOUR TOE JAM.
AND I GET IT, RICH AND POWERFUL
PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE FUN, EVEN
WHEN THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR
THEM ARE.
AND THAT IS WHY EVERY TIME IT
HAPPENS CHENEY’S UP IN SOMEONE’S
FACE.
RAMPANT CRIME, WE ALL NEED A
BREAK FROM THAT, INCLUDING THE
VERY PEOPLE CAUSING IT.
AND EVEN THIS INDIVIDUAL TOOK
TIME OFF.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Greg: LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUEST, SHE IS CHIPPER.
OUR COHOST EMILY COMPAGNO.
AND THE ONLY THING MORE ECONOMIC
THAN HIS PERSONALITY ON HIS
LEGS, JOHNNY JOEY JONES.
[CHEERS]
[APPLAUSE]
>> AND THIS IS LIKE A CAR’S
TAILPIPE. EXHAUSTING.
AND WHEN HE RAISES THE ROOF, IT
IS OUR CHAMPION, TYRUS.
SO EMILY.
DO YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA
FOR THE MAYOR TO BE THERE?
WELL, I THINK THAT HE COULD HAVE
ATTENDED IN A BETTER WAY.
AND HERE’S WHAT I MEAN BY THAT.
THIS IS SOMEONE THAT ACKNOWLEDGE
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THESE
ISSUES HAVE A LOT OF COMPLEX
VARIABLES.
HE SAID I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO
REFUND THE POLICE, I’M GOING TO RESTORE AND TRY TO FIND SOME
RESTORE AND TRY TO FIND SOME
COMMON SENSE APPROACHES AND WITH
THAT SLOGAN ON HIS BACK, HE
REDUCED HIM TO BE
OVERSIMPLIFIED, I THINK,
PROGRESSIVE LEFT, THAT HE WAS
SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A PART OF.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR?
>> WELL, SOMETHING AMAZING WITH
A BROAD.
[LAUGHTER]
>> AND NO OFFENSE, BUT THIS KIND OF LOOK LIKE A BEAUTY AND THE
OF LOOK LIKE A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST CHARACTER.
BEAST CHARACTER.
>> HOW ARE YOU, JOEY.
>> WELL, I GOT A PEDICURE TO COME HERE.
COME HERE.
Greg: WHAT PART OF THE BRAIN.
>> YOU KNOW, THEY STILL NEED TO
COME TOGETHER, THEY STILL NEED
TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT, YOU
DON’T SEEM TO HAVE THAT.
>> YOU KNOW, I WORK IN TV.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I DON’T
THINK THAT PEOPLE NECESSARILY
GET OUTRAGED, THEY LITERALLY JUST DON’T CARE.
JUST DON’T CARE.
WHEN I SAW HILLARY CLINTON I
MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT WAS PRETTY
FUNNY.
Greg: WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE
MASK THING?
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANT.
>> I WAS THINKING THAT I KNEW
WHAT IT MEANT.
[LAUGHTER]
I MEAN, I DID KNOW WHAT IT
MEANT.
WHY WEAR A MASK, YOU SAID IT
PERFECTLY, YOU ARE ON FIRE
TONIGHT.
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
BUT THAT ASIDE, HERE IS WHERE
THE MAYOR IS MESSING UP,
OBVIOUSLY THE MAYOR WANTS TO BE
IN THE IN CROWD, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU GET TO BE IN THE IN CROWD,
YOU GET TO BE IN THE IN CROWD,
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO 9/11.
BUT RUDY GIULIANI, WHEN HE
BECAME THE MAYOR, HE BECAME
FAMOUS THROUGH THAT.
IT TAKES MORE THAN A SIGN ON
YOUR BACK.
TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE
EVERYONE IS LIKE HEY, THIS IS
AMERICA’S MAYOR.
NOT BECAUSE YOU MADE APPEARANCES
LIKE THAT, BUT YOU SHOWED UP AND
YOU DID THE WORK AND PUT A SIGN
ON YOUR BACK THAT EVERYONE’S
CONFUSED OF.
TALKING ABOUT AND GUN VIOLENCE.
SO HE LOST ME THAT NIGHT.
HE IS NOW JUST A GUY THAT WANTS
TO BE FAMOUS.
AND HE IS A FORMER POLICEMAN, IF
HE WAS STILL A POLICEMAN HE
WOULD’VE BEEN IN THE STREETS.
>> THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT.
[CHEERS]
[APPLAUSE]
>> SO WHAT EVEN AS THE MET GALA?
DO YOU HAVE INTEREST IN GOING?
NOT WITH ME, BUT JUST GOING?
>> YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> HR DOES NOT WATCH THE SHOW.
[LAUGHTER]
>> IF THEY WERE WATCHING THIS I
MEAN, YOU KNOW.
>> SO THE MET GALA IS KIND OF
LIKE NEW YEAR’S EVE IN TIMES
SQUARE TO ME.
IT IS WHERE IT IS REALLY HYPED
UP, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S NOT
THAT FUN OR HOW ANY OF THESE
PEOPLE SEE IT.
AND IT’S LIKE ALL THOSE DRESSES,
LIKE THEY HAVE TO COME WITH A
CATHETER.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT’S A GREAT IDEA.
[LAUGHTER]
3 IF I HAD A DRESS LIKE THAT, I
WOULD HAVE A CATHETER AND A BRA
BRA.
Greg: WELL, KAT TIMPF, ICA
CATHETER BUT IT IS SPELLED LIKE
YOUR NAME WITH THE LETTER K.
[LAUGHTER]
LOUISIANA I CAN ONLY SEE THE INFOINFOMERCIALS AND YOU’RE LIKE
INFOINFOMERCIALS AND YOU’RE LIKE
HEY, HAVE A KAT, WHAT’S THAT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I WOULD OUTSELL ALL YOUR
BOOKS COMBINED WITH THAT.
Greg: WE ARE IN A BRAND-NEW
STUDIO, AND THE AUDIENCE IS ALSO
BACK.
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