♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
(silence)
- Resident Evil 7. Oh, it's a teaser.
I've actually never played any Resident Evil games.
- (nervously) I know it's a scary game!
Isn't there movies? I believe there's movies.
- I saw it at E3. Didn't look fun.
I think it's gonna be terrifying. Oh my gosh, I hate you guys.
- (FBE) This is a playable demo for the upcoming game
Resident Evil 7 that places you in a mysterious house
that you must escape at all costs.
- That's like a reoccurring nightmare I've had since I was seven,
just getting out of a freaking scary house.
- As long as it's not one of those Oculus things,
I think I'll be good.
- (FBE) As an added bonus, you're gonna be playing this
with the PlayStation VR headset.
- (nervously) No. (gasps)
No! Come back!
- Damn it! This means it's gonna be that much more real.
- (laughing) Okay. (gathers breath)
- Let's go. I'm excited.
- So I'm on the floor?
- No, I'm not okay with this!
(man grunts) Okay!
- This is already scary. It looks so real.
- Get out of the house?
(paper rustles) - "I shall dash." (uneasy chuckle)
- "I shall dash them against the stones"?
- Damn, this is scary.
- Oh, the TV's on. Am I supposed to do something with that?
- Okay. (high-pitched) I don't have videotape.
- Well, we're gonna have to get a videotape, aren't we?
- So this is just a bunch of things that I just have to find?
I'm guessing, since the TV was closer to me,
I'll start with the videotape.
(rustling) - (gasps) I heard something.
- B... no, uh-uh.
- Uh, I'm gonna get out of here.
- Oh no. I don't like this. I really don't like this.
- (grumbles, breathes quickly) Okay.
- Hello. Oh. That's normal.
- It's a little creepy doll hanging!
Oh... shit, there's many of them!
Get me out of this CREEPY house.
- Voodoo dolls, like in a freaking American Horror Story.
- These pictures are really weird.
- I would like to know the backstory on how this person got here.
This is a very weird place to just find yourself.
- And it's daylight.
That should make me feel better, but it doesn't.
- What do we have to eat? (fridge rattles)
Oh.
- (disgusted) Ohh!!
- Oh, no. No, no, no.
- I just need to get out of here.
- Whoever was the previous owner of this house
did not do a very good job of keeping it.
(rattling) - Well, yeah, okay. Change shot.
- I always feel like I like scary games until I play 'em.
- This is my house. I'm getting out of here.
Nothing can stop me! This is a long hallway!
- I don't want to open this door.
(door clicks) Oh.
Aah, what?
- Aah, gross! Are those pigs?
- Oh! Oh my gosh! Aah!
- I just hate how real this looks. It's disgusting.
- Oh, let's take that.
- Bolt cutters!
- I have to cut myself out of the house, don't I?
(door rattles)
- "You could get out if you had a key."
- No! Break the window! AAH!
- Got a key. Okay.
- I don't have a key. I have clippers.
- Maybe I should look for something to bolt-cut.
- Roll with it! Okay.
- Oh, is it this thing?
- Ooh. What do we got here?
- Use that. Yeah, cut the thing.
- (squeals nervously)
(chains rattle) Oh my god. The thing vibrated.
- (groans) (doors squeak open)
(relieved) Okay. Okay, it's fine.
- Oh, there's my tape.
- Oh, a videotape? That's cool.
- (frantically) House footage. I have to go back to the TV.
- All right, let's go put this in the TV.
- Okay, go back to the room. Where is that at?
- (nervously) ♪ We're on easy street ♪
♪ There's a flickering light ♪
- He came from in here, right?
(nearby growling) - Where is it?
I don't like the noises.
- (restrained growl) Okay.
I'm not about to do no Easter egg hunt for no clues.
- Now I have a videotape. This one.
- Okay. No, I'm about to watch something scary.
- "Derelict House, June 1."
So it's footage of a haunted house.
- "Abandoned House." What am I watching?
(tape clicks and beeps) (inhales sharply)
- And now it's a movie.
- Okay.
- (man) Boo! - Oh my god.
- (man) Boo! - Oh my gosh. I hate you.
- I don't like that. - (man) Where did you find this guy?
- (man 2) Give me a break, Pete.
- (Pete) Hey! I only work with professionals.
- "I only work with professionals."
- (Pete) This new guy? I'm not feeling it.
- (man 2) Again?
- (Pete) Just don't be surprised if we have to make a change.
- They do know I'm right here, right?
- These guys are like the paranormal ghost hunter guys, huh?
- (Pete) Are we rolling? All right, let's go.
- I guess we're rolling. I don't know. I'm the camera guy.
- Hope they weren't gonna expect me to open that door,
'cause I'm holding a camera, and I am scared.
- (Pete) It's locked. (door breaks open)
- (startled) Okay.
- Feel like that's a first red flag of like,
"Hey, maybe this isn't a good plan."
- I'm in the house, but this is obviously past.
- (Pete) What's the story, Andre?
- (Andre) Abandoned farm house. - Okay, we're IN the house.
I need to get out that door.
- (Pete) How long did you say this place has been abandoned?
- Whoa. - (Andre) Three years.
- Whoa. Whoa! Move!
- (Pete) Clancy, get a shot of this!
- Did you guys not see that door?
- (Pete) So, uh, hillbilly Joe and his family go missing.
- (Andre) Not hillbillies. The Bakers. Jack and Marguerite Baker.
- Okay, so family went missing. This is their house.
- (Pete) Ah shit!
I know I shouldn't have worn my good shoes.
- Why did you choose to wear your good shoes in the first place
to a stupid apparent haunted house anyway?
- Oh, so nice. - (Pete) Andre?
- Oh great, now we lost Andre.
- Yep. This is where it starts.
- Andre, my boy. - (Pete) Clancy, you see where Andre went?
- I don't know, man. Oh man, I should've kept my eye on him.
What did they do?
- This isn't good. I don't like this.
- (Pete) This is the last time I work with that guy.
- Oh, is it?
- (Pete) I mean, producers, they come and go.
But a good camera man like you, Clancy? You stick with me.
- (nervously) Yeah, man, I'm with you all the way, man.
- I feel really nervous.
(nearby clank and clatter) - (Pete) What the fuck was that?
Did you hear that? - I did.
- Noises in haunted houses
that you think are abandoned aren't good.
(door creaking) - (Pete) Andre?
- No. If I heard that noise, I would be shooting out the door.
- (groaning) I hate this.
- (Pete) Andre, where are you, man? - Yeah... did he get killed?
- I'm back in that living room where I started.
Aw, damn it! That's just how the game starts, isn't it?
- That was right here. - (Pete) What the hell?
- Okay. This-- the pieces are getting put together.
(rattling, loud thud, door creaks)
- Oh no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Oh... my...
- (Pete) All right, new deal.
W-we find Andre and we go. I mean, fuck this show.
- Yes.
- You're right. Let's just go. How about that?
Let's skip the Andre part.
- All right, I'm going in through here.
- (Pete) You first. - You first. Rock-paper-scissors.
- (Pete) Need a nice hero shot of me coming down the ladder.
- Yeah, you wish.
- He's wanting me to go first, which is such a coward move.
'Cause that's just like, "Oh, in case you die,
I'll still be up here."
- Yeah, you look extra wimpy in this angle, fam.
- Oh, I gotta go down. Great. Great, great.
- Damn, that was really high up.
(footsteps squelching)
- (inhales sharply) Frick! No!
- (gasps) Oh my god, hello, um, whatever your name is.
Andre. Hello, Andre.
- Uh. I guess I just wait, 'cause--
(tearing and squelching)
Oh my gosh! (Clancy screams)
- Oh... my... gosh! (Clancy screams, collapses)
- (restrained scream)
(Clancy screams, collapses) (high-pitched whimpering)
Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod.
Oh my god, your eyes, bro.
- Uh, great. That fool's dead.
- Dude, come on, that's too real.
- Bro! There's someone right there.
Oh my god, no, no.
(tape buzzes) - (groans in disgust)
(whirring) Oh my gosh.
- Man, out of all of us, the dick was the only one that survived?
- Just show me the tape of how I got here apparently.
Me. (paper rustles)
"Shall dash you against the stones."
- That wasn't there last time.
- Did he put this here while I was watching it? What?
- Now, I'm guessing this is the guy that was in the suit.
And he was trying to record all the paranormal
that was going on in here. And now his friends are both dead,
and he's trying to get out of the house.
- But now I can look in the fireplace.
- So I guess maybe I should go back in there?
- I gotta go get the key, I think, 'cause there's no way out.
And I looked everywhere else.
- X. I'm scared to go back down there though.
(rattling)
I'm really not looking forward to it.
- Gosh darn it.
(door creaking)
God damn it. Now I have to go in here by myself.
- (sighs nervously) And the ladder's gone.
Wait. Oh. (loud gasp)
- There's a key. Okay.
- Oh, it's a key! It's a key!
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Bye, Felicia.
- Get me the heck out of here.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go! Aah!
- I'm just gonna run for the door!
- I'm just getting out of here. Sorry.
(footsteps) - OH MY GOD!
- OH FRICK!
- (gasps) Oh my god! Oh hell no!
- So we just gonna act like we didn't see that?
- Do you ever have that impending feeling of, like,
you know you're gonna die in a video game,
and you know the only way to get there, to escape,
is through going through that person?
- Do we have to? Do I really have to?
I mean... (inhales sharply)
(footsteps) - (gasps deeply)
(sighs) I hope he went upstairs.
- Uhhh... I need to hurry up and do this.
- Dude, this is so scary.
(loud clattering) I hear breaking stuff.
- Yeah, see, he's probably gonna
try to stop me from leaving the house.
- Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move.
Aah!
(clattering) Shit!
- (shrieks)
- Aah! Jesus! Freaking-- aah, there's the dummy!!
- Don't break! Aah, no, no, no!
- Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.
- Can I just sprint? Can I just sprint?
(deep gasp)
- Are we chillin'?
- ♪ Freedom ♪
Push it.
(man chuckles) Huh?
Oh!!
(wham!) Ohh my god. I'm pressing charges.
- Ohh my god.
- Aah! Jesus!
(wham!) Where'd he come from?
- Oh no.
Aah! Bad guy, I'm dying.
- Uh, well-- OH SH...
(wham!) Okay.
- Duh!! Oh my gosh! Aah!
(wham!) (screaming shrilly)
Okay. That wasn't bad. That was not bad.
That wasn't that bad.
(catching breath) Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
See? Happy ever after.
- That was intense. I loved that.
- It was so scary. I was not expecting that.
Everything just looks so real.
- Do I particularly like this type of things in enjoyment? No.
I don't like being scared.
- Thanks for watching us play the Resident Evil 7 teaser.
- Thank you guys so much for watching our show.
All of us really appreciate all your support.
- Bye, guys. Boo! Did you get scared? No?
- Hey guys, I'm Zach, a producer at the React channel.
Thank you so much for watching.
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♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪
Where am I?