s: no, no, no, no h: well, something amazing just happened
s: not fair h: shane is on his computer
s: no h: and he just told me
s: no h: that he...can you please stop?
h: that he would buy me $50 worth of snacks of my choosing
h: if i could guess... s: no
h: the number 1 most popular artist on sleep playlists on spotify
h: like spotify put out a thing that was like based on all these sleep playlists
h: this is the person that, i guess in the US probably, maybe in the world
h: i don't know the demographics but this is the person that people most often
h: listen to to fall asleep s: she cheated
h: i didn't cheat, okay so i'm thinking, he gave me 3 guesses
h: my first guess was...
s: [laughs] you should explain that i have done this all throughout our...
h: shane loves to do this, to have me guess things, i'm pretty good at it
h: but my first guess was taylor swift, just because i was thinking
h: who was a ton of people listening, i don't know, with some softer songs
h: but i was like that doesn't feel right, and that was incorrect and i was like okay
h: i was just getting that one out of the way, my next guess was ed sheeran
h: because that is who i would listen to to fall asleep
h: i was like when i think of a person singing to fall asleep it's ed sheeran
s: no h: i was right, i got it right
h: shane was so upset you should have seen his face but i got it right and now
h: he has to buy me my snacks s: what snacks do you want
h: i haven't decided yet i'm gonna think about it for a couple days
s: hmm, there's a sale on, lets see here, fruit thins, you want those?
h: fruit things? s: purchased
h: no thank you, that's not what i want, no thank you, i'll let you know
[intro song] hello hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
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h: as you all know chloe is a very big girl but she has taken
h: to laying all over, she's like a little seal she tucks her little legs in
h: she can only fit like a third of her body on my lap, she loves it
h: she hates the camera though, i'm sorry did i disturb you?
s: it's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, it's warm
s: and we're inside because the neighbor decided to mow his lawn
s: like 14 times this morning h: yep, it might have been more than 1 neighbor
h: we're not sure s: i think the same guy mowed it
s: and then looked at it and said i'm gonna do it again
h: a little shorter s: then he went in for a drink
s: and we began to film out there and then he came back out and said
s: i'm gonna mow my lawn for a third time today
h: [laughs] s: i think he's just going in circles
s: anyway i have a little story for all of you that i want to share
s: because this video has been mostly hannah
h: feeling a little left out?
s: we need to make sure that the screen time is equal for both of us
h: [laughs] s: i had a dream
h: i feel like you often share your dreams, i almost never do
s: you have regular dreams h: i have bizarre dreams
s: but they're not horrific h: yeah and they're not fun
h: like mine are so bizarre that no one would really care, yours are realistic
s: you're like there was a balloon that caught a flamingo
h: yeah s: and mine are like
s: i descended into the depths of hell h: [laughs]
s: but listen to this one, this one is gonna trick you
h: this was amazing
s: i was invited by a famous comedian to join him on stage
s: for a standup comedy show at a local bar and i was very very excited
s: very nervous, i looked up to this person, and i could not believe
s: that they thought i was funny enough to join them on stage
s: i'd never done standup comedy, but i accepted, and so the night of the event
s: arrived and i made my way to the bar very nervous
s: and i got on stage with the comedian and the comedian was promoting
s: a new book, oh you're switching hands? h: yeah i'm tired
s: that's fine h: okay, why'd you point it out?
h: i made it extremely steady, just keep talking
s: and so we hadn't really planned out what would happen but we begin
s: and the bar is attentive, they were there for the show
s: and the comedian says i have a special guest with me today
s: and i'd like to introduce you, shane, he's a funny funny guy
s: you're really gonna enjoy him h: hmm
s: in my state of anxiety over performing my first standup special
s: i launch into a cry for help about how i feel like a burden to other people
h: [laughs] wow s: specifically my own parents
s: i went into this deep backstory about how i feel like a burden to my parents
s: and how i acted out to test their love for me because as i explained
s: to the audience it felt better to know that they were giving up on me
s: because of something that i had done, because i'd misbehaved
s: than it was to accept that they just didn't want to help me
h: that is so horrifying s: and this isn't based on reality
h: [laughs] that didn't happen s: no, my parents are lovely
s: but i'm telling this to the audience, there is no shred of humor in my speech
s: and i look out and see that the audience is all sobbing, they're crying
h: [laughs] s: i wrap up and hand it back to the comedian
s: who ends the show, he's like well we're not gonna do comedy after that
s: that's the end of that, and the best part
h: [laughs] s: a fan, sobbing, comes up to the stage
s: now that show is ruined and over and she puts her forehead on me
s: and says i hope you don't die h: [laughs]
h: what sort of a dream is that s: and then i woke up
s: full of energy for the day h: oh my god
s: so i clearly have some unresolved issues that i need to work through
h: a lot of issues s: my dreams are knocking on my forehead
s: telling me to dig deeper h: oh wow [laughs]
h: what a nice, that was beautiful, thank you sharing that with us
s: hope you enjoyed, hope i didn't make you cry
h: [laughs]
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