- YOURS IS CALLED "DERN TOOTIN'."
THAT'S VERY CLEVER. "DERN TOOTIN'."
[laughter]
- I TRIED TO MAKE IT FUNNY, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE--
- RIGHT, SO-- I KNOW YOU'RE MUSICAL.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE.
AND THE WHOLE THING IS-- THE ENTIRE THING IS FLUTE?
- YEAH. - UH-HUH.
- I MEAN, SOME NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTE
JUST TO SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
BUT I'VE LOVED IT MY WHOLE LIFE,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW THAT I PLAYED.
AND I GET NERVOUS--
- DO YOU WRITE THIS, OR IS THIS LIKE--
I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW A FLUTE SONG.
BUT DID YOU WRITE-- - OH, NO.
THERE ARE COVERS.
BUT ALSO I COMPOSE A LITTLE BIT.
BUT IT'S NOT MY GREATEST GIFT.
BUT I LOVE PLAYING, AND I FELT LIKE IN THE HOLIDAYS IT'S NICE.
- I LOVE THE FLUTE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- I'M SO PROUD. - COME ON.
PLAY. PLAY. - REALLY?
- YES. [cheers and applause]
- REALLY?
I GOT TO GET OVER THIS.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT TO-- - AND SHE'S SO SUPPORTIVE.
I MEAN BEING NERVOUS PLAYING, 'CAUSE I--IT'S--
WE'VE JUST BEEN IN THE STUDIO, SO I HAVEN'T BEEN--
- WELL, CLOSE YOUR EYES SO YOU DON'T SEE US.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
- AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING MY WHOLE LIFE,
BUT THIS IS MY FIRST RECORD,
SO THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT IT.
- WHICH ONE ARE YOU PLAYING? "LONG STRETCH OF LOVE"?
- YEAH, WELL-- OH, SHOULD I DO THAT ONE?
- YEP. - OKAY.
[clears throat] SORRY. I'M NERVOUS.
[laughter]
WHEN YOU--I GOT DRY MOUTH,
'CAUSE I GET EXCITED, AND I GET NERVOUS ON "ELLEN."
SO LET ME JUST...
AH.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE WET LIPS TO PLAY.
OKAY.
[clears throat]
SHOULD I HAVE A MIC ON THIS?
- THAT'S-- THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY IT?
LIKE THAT?
- WELL, YOU START-- YOU GET MOVEMENT THROUGH IT.
- OKAY. - AND THEN...
I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I SHOULD PLAY A DIFFERENT SONG.
I HAVE MY-- THE SINGLE, IF YOU WILL.
- PLAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT THAT'S NOT--
I'VE SEEN PEOPLE IN ORCHESTRAS,
AND THEY NEVER PUT THEIR WHOLE MOUTH ON IT.
- OH. OH, OH. OH, NO.
WELL, BASED ON NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTE,
YOU HAVE TO WRAP THE LIPS AROUND IT LIKE THIS.
- RIGHT.
- [muffled] SO YOU CAN EVEN
GET WORDS GOING THROUGH IT.
THIS SONG IS CALLED "DERN TOOTIN', ROOTIN', SCOOTIN'"--
- WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG?
- "DERN TOOTIN', SCOOTIN', ROOTIN', AN' FLUTIN'."
- THAT'S THE NAME? - YEAH.
[holiday music]
[cheers and applause]
- [singing] IT'S THE MOST
WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
- SO THIS IS DANCER, OUR MASCOT THIS YEAR.
DANCER, WHAT IS YOUR DANCE FOR US TODAY?
[upbeat folk music]
[rhythmic clapping]
DAY FIVE IS ALL ABOUT GREAT PRESENTS,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.
THEY MIGHT ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH A STORE THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER T
AND END WITH THE LETTER T...
[cheers and applause]
AND HAS AN "ARGE" IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
[laughter]
ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT YOU SEE
WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE STORE IS STARBUCKS.
AND THE HOLIDAYS ARE IN FULL SWING.
YOU ALL GOT THEIR SAMPLE--
THEIR COFFEE WITH THEIR CHRISTMAS BLEND
WHEN YOU ARRIVED TODAY.
THIS YEAR, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,
YOU CAN ENTER TO WIN STARBUCKS FOR LIFE.
I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT, BUT YOU CAN BUY
A WHOLE LOT OF FRAPPUCCINOS
WITH THIS $250 STARBUCKS GIFT CARD.
[cheers and applause]
NEXT, THIS IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST GADGETS OF THE YEAR.
POLAROID IS A COMPANY THAT FIRST BROUGHT YOU--
THEY FIRST BROUGHT YOU THIS,
AND NOW THEY'RE BRINGING YOU THIS.
THIS CAMERA IS SO COOL
WITH ITS UNIQUE LITTLE SQUARE SHAPE,
AND IT'S A BUILT-IN MAGNET.
IT'S UNLIKE ANY OTHER ACTION CAMERA ON THE MARKET.
IT'S WEATHERPROOF, SPLASH-PROOF, AND IT'S SIMPLE TO USE.
WITH A PRESS OF A BUTTON, IT TAKES STILL PHOTOS AS WELL.
IT'S DESIGNED FOR EVERYDAY USERS
WHO WANT TO CAPTURE LIFE ON THE GO.
YOU'RE ALL GETTING THIS $300 POLAROID CUBE CAMERA.
[cheers and applause]
OH, THE HOLIDAYS CAN BE STRESSFUL,
BUT WITH THIS NEXT GIFT, THE STRESS WILL JUST MELT AWAY.
WE HAVE NEVER GIVEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS AWAY
IN ALL OF OUR 12 DAYS.
PREPARE TO BE PAMPERED
IN YOUR INTEX PURE SPA HOT TUB, EVERYBODY.
[cheers and applause]
[singing] - IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME
OF THE YEAR
- DING-DONG, DING-DONG
- WITH THE KIDS JINGLE BELLING AND EVERYONE TELLING YOU
BE OF GOOD CHEER
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
- DING-DONG, DING-DONG
- IT'S THE HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON
- THIS--OH.
THIS DURABLE TUB HAS 120 SOOTHING BUBBLE JETS
AND A BUILT-IN HARD WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM
TO MAKE THE WATER GENTLER ON YOUR SKIN
AND A TEMPERATURE SYSTEM THAT LETS YOU HEAT IT
TO EXACTLY THE TEMPERATURE YOU WANT.
HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING IN THERE? GOOD?
ALL RIGHT. WONDERFUL.
[cheers and applause]
FINALLY, TARGET IS THE ONE PLACE TO GO
FOR ALL YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NEEDS.
THEY HAVE IT ALL, FROM DECORATIONS TO TOYS
TO PING-PONG TABLES
TO THE HOT TUB THAT YOU JUST GOT RIGHT THERE
TO THE HOTTEST IN ELECTRONICS, LIKE THE POLAROID CUBE,
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.
THIS YEAR, THEY HAVE LOTS OF WAYS TO SAVE MONEY.
THEY'RE OFFERING FREE SHIPPING ON ALL TARGET.COM PURCHASES
THROUGH DECEMBER 20TH, AND THEIR CARTWHEEL APP
OFFERS DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING IN THE STORE,
INCLUDING 50% OFF A NEW TOY EACH DAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
WHAT DOES ALL OF THIS MEAN TO YOU?
YOU'RE GETTING A $500 TARGET GIFT CARD.
[cheers and applause]
FINALLY, THIS IS ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S
TOP LUXURY RESORTS.
IT IS JUST OUTSIDE OF SANTA BARBARA.
I LOVE IT THERE. I'VE STAYED THERE.
MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED THERE.
I WENT TO JIMMY KIMMEL'S WEDDING THERE.
IT IS A FIVE-DIAMOND RESORT THAT IS THE PERFECT PLACE
TO UNWIND.
YOU CAN ENJOY THE SPA. YOU CAN HIKE.
YOU CAN PLAY GOLF, TENNIS,
AND DINE AT ONE OF THEIR AWARD-WINNING RESTAURANTS.
YOU'RE ALL GETTING A THREE-DAY, TWO-NIGHT STAY
AT THE OJAI VALLEY INN & SPA.
[cheers and applause]
[singing] - IT'S THE MOST
WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
- DING-DONG, DING-DONG
- WITH THE KIDS JINGLE BELLING AND EVERYONE TELLING YOU
BE OF GOOD CHEER
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
- DING-DONG, DING-DONG
- IT'S THE HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL
- DING-DONG