Good morning, everyone!
Today, we're starting off with breakfast at Mr. Holmes LA.
JOAN: LA? Coffee. CHRISTINE: Party spot.
And, we're gonna go get a massage.
That's why we're both wearing sunglasses, cuz we both did not-
We don't have our faces on right now.
Nope.
Nope, nope.
Totally bare.
I have sunscreen on.
I do too.
I have it all over my eyes.
She was like crying, I was like what's wrong?
I got sunscreen all over my eyeballs.
It was burning.
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JOAN: One hour later. CHRISTINE: Feeling pretty great.
JOAN: I feel so light. CHRISTINE: Yeah. JOAN: Yeah.
I told her before, I'm always like this on the computer so I'm probably gonna need a lot of pressure
on like my shoulders and stuff.
But to be honest, compared to where I usually go in Korea, N. Olive, they're a lot more gentle.
CHRISTINE: Yeah. JOAN: Which I liked, because sometimes I like cry at my massage.
Oh my gosh.
Cuz it hurts so much.
I mean they do stop everytime I say 'oh my gosh it hurts'
JOAN: But I liked how she started off really gently and then started like- CHRISTINE: And they give you like the aroma thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really good! I enjoyed that.
But like the moment I walked out, I saw Christine and she had like all these pillow marks.
And I was like, 'oh my gosh is that me too?'
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CHRISTINE: I love regular tabasco.
JUDY: For Chipotle though?
CHRISTINE: I use both.
This is the best.
JUDY: Y'all crazy.
CHRISTINE: But Chipotle tabasco is like so- JOAN: This one? Mhm.
JOAN: Part two! CHRISTINE: Part two.
CHRISTINE: Twelve hours later. JOAN: Oh my gosh, it's so hot today. It's like 90 degrees.
CHRISTINE Dude, Splash Mountain is a 2-hour wait. JOAN: I'm not going again.
We're not going on Splash Mountain.
But it's 120 minutes.
120 minutes?
We're gonna pick up ears right now.
There are these Star Wars ones that lights up and I'm like considering, considering it.
Those are cute.
JOAN: I like the holographic ones too. JUDY: That matches your shoes.
JOAN: Yeah, oh I know I'm wearing- JUDY: Totally matches your shoes.
Should I go for those ones then?
These ones match my shoes.
But, I'm gonna go for these though.
CHRISTINE: I think we should get these cuz it's normal. JOAN: It's normal. CHRISTINE: As normal as it gets.
JUDY: It's hard to see in the picture. / JOAN: Yeah.
No, like, it's cuz the background is so light.
Maybe if you-
Christine takes over the vlog.
Welcome to my channel, guys!
CHRISTINE: Christine day! JUDY: I can't tell if I like this or not.
No, I like the ones you have cuz it matches your dress.
JOAN: I like sequins. JUDY: It's a little extra though, to match my ears and my dress.
But you dressed up as Minnie, basically.
STRAIGHT UP
Are you guys ready?
(whispers) Yes!
She's Minnie!
JUDY: I'm not! JOAN: You are.
CHRISTINE: She's having a gender identity crisis. JUDY: I'm not.
Yeah, she's like- she took out the bow.
JUDY: It was too much. It was too extra. JOAN: Yeah.
CHRISTINE: But she was super excited so she decided to dress up as Minnie Mouse. JUDY: No, I wasn't!
JUDY: I was not trying to dress up as her. CHRISTINE: And her red dress with polka dots. JOAN: I know.
I just happened to have a red dress with polka dots.
Aw, the shadow's so cute. We all have ears.
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We're now in line for teacups!
CHRISTINE/JUDY: Yay! JOAN: TEACUPS!
It's A Small World was so cute.
JUDY: What cup are we going to ride on?
Um, what color?
JUDY: Yellow! Yeah. JOAN: Yellow? Okay!
CHRISTINE: Judy, I think you should run for it. JOAN: You should run for it.
She's basically the youngest out of the 3.
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Bye!
Alright, we are now heading over to California Adventure.
And I want to ride Guardians of the Galaxy!
JUDY: Guardians, guardians! JOAN: Guardians!
CHRISTINE: Joan. JOAN: Thank you, mom.
CHRISTINE: Judy. Welcome~
There's a mom over here. Guardians of the Galaxy!
I want to find Spiderman. He's my favorite.
But then she was like, Spiderman is not here.
CHRISTINE: Actually, I think as a character, he might be. JUDY: I wanted to see Mickey!
He might be?
But no rides.
CHRISTINE: Wait, Mickey was right next to Pluto.
No he wasn't. I didn't see him.
CHRISTINE: No! Pluto!
Judy called Yoda, Yoshi.
CHRISTINE And, yoga. JOAN: And then I called, I was correcting her. JUDY: It's not Yoshi-
I was like, it's Yoga. And I was like, wait... it's Yoda,
Sorry to all the Star Wars fans out there but we've been out in the sun for like 7 hours.
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JOAN: Are you excited? CHRISTINE: Yes.
JOAN: This is your favorite ride. CHRISTINE: Yes.
JUDY: I'm scared.
JUDY: Stop laughing~
It's so funny!
Gotta save everyone.
J:OAN That was so scary, CHRISTINE! CHRISTINE: Wooooo
JUDY: Yeah it was so scary.
She was like- The whole time we were waiting, she was like 'oh yeah it's not bad it's so fun'
JOAN: and then the moment we had our seatbelts on, she's like 'it's not- JOAN/JUDY: 'THAT SCARY'
I was like, Christine... What, why?
We're walking over to World of Color now.
CHRISTINE: Yay~ JOAN: It's my first time!
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Alright, that's it for the Disneyland vlog! I hope you guys enjoyed coming over with me.
Here's the shoutout of the day for those of you guys who translated and transcribed my vlog!
And I'll see you all in tomorrow's!
Have a good day! Bye!