-Babe, before we go in, I just want you to know
that you have nothing to be worried about.
My mom's not here, and my aunt is gonna love you.
-Oh, Luis, I know. I'm so excited.
-All right. Let's go.
-Tia Rosa, we're here!
-iMi sobrino, llegaste!
iAy, mi sobrino favorito!
Ay, Dios mío.
-Okay. Yes, I love it.
Go off, tia.
-[ Chuckles ]
-And who -- who is she?
-Um, tia, this is Casey. Ella es mi novia --
my girlfriend.
-Mmm. Linda. Linda.
Muy Old Navy. No sé.
-Uh, thank you.
-Don't worry about her.
She's just a little bit protective.
But it's nothing compared to my mom.
-¿Están hablando de mí?
iAy!
-iMamá!
I didn't know you were here.
-Ay, mi hijo lindo.
Dios mío y la Virgen y los tres Reyes Magos.
Why you didn't tell me you were here!
I kill you! I break your car!
Ay! I miss you so much.
I pray for you every morning, every noon, every night.
I love you, I miss you, I love you.
-[ Chuckles ] -Well, hey, it's like
a family reunion in here.
-Who?
-Es la nueva novia de Luis. He got a girlfriend.
-Well, hi, Miss Flores,
I didn't realize you were going to be here,
but I'm so excited that I brought cookies, so...
-Ah, so thoughtful to not make them yourself.
-[ Chuckles ]
Come! Sit, sit, sit.
So, uh, Casey, what do you do for work?
-Oh. Well, currently, I am a graphic designer
for my dad's nonprofit.
-Oh, good. Because nobody likes profit.
[ Both laugh ]
-Mamá. -Ay, por favor.
No puedo creer que me trajiste a un nepo baby.
Que seguro compra toda su comida en Trader Joe's.
-Pero, Claudia, ¿qué tú esperabas?
Si ese es el pasatiempo
de todas las niñas que tienen un flat butt.
-Okay. Uh, are you talking about me?
-No, my love, I'm talking about another white girl
with flat butt.
La verdad está muy blanquita.
Vela... Yo no sé. Parece que trabaja en Starbucks.
[ Both laugh ]
-Okay. Well, um, I just -- I want you guys to like me.
And I love Luis, and I feel like
I've been really good for him.
Like when he got diagnosed with depression.
-Oh, Casey, no, no, no, no, no.
-What do you mean mi sobrino got depression?
-Mi hijo does not have depression!
He just like the dark!
-Mamá -- -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
He tried to get it when he was a kid.
He said, "Mami, I'm depressed."
Then I said, "Don't do that. Do something else."
-Okay. Well, depression doesn't actually work that way.
-Oh. Oh. Oh.
I didn't know she was a doctor
with that thing in her nose.
-Oh, this. It's called a septum piercing.
-Oh, I have a piercing, too, "septum" putting it in my ear,
where it belongs.
-Mamá. -No, no, no.
Yo no me puedo imaginar que tú vas a estar con ella
y tener white grandchildren.
Y todo el mundo va a tener que decir
"Tyler and Haley Gonzalez".
-Mamá, estoy enamorado de ella.
No me importa que ella usa organic deodorant.
Y yo no tengo problema con que tenga cara
de bisexual barista.
-Tú me podías haber traído a una buena niña latina,
trabajadora, como Jenna Ortega, Ana de Armas, Cardi B.
Pero no, no,
tú llegas a la casa de tu tía con Greta Thunberg.
-iMamá, por favor!
-Luis, no le grites a tu mamá, que lo que ella quiere decirte
es que a ella no le importa si tú te metes con ella
como -- como un booty call.
O --
Ella no tiene que ser tu novia oficial.
Ella puede ser como un side chick
o un sneaky link.
-All right, uh, you guys,
I know I'm not exactly what you were expecting,
but can we just start over and have dinner?
I would hate for all this delicious food to go to waste.
-Honestly, I'm not even hungry anymore.
-[ Scoffs ] No, don't do this again.
How many times have I told you, you do not eat enough?
[ Chuckles ]
-Ohh! -Ohh!
She want to feed my son!
Ai, Luis.
Give me Tyler. Give me Haley.
[ Cheers and applause ]