Boy I got a real treat for you this week.
So we're going to play this
that says something
i'm told it says distraction
i don't know if that's true
i don't speak fucking japanese
or read it
so you just click the start
fuck so just click the start
and oh i'm a bird
get the shit
oh what
don't hit the fucking rocket
there's a rocket
smooth sailing
what the fuck was that thing
oh shit oh
there's foul play involved
apparently the fucker is outside the god dammit
the watermelon and the apple and the cherry and avoid the rocket
watermelon, fucking cherry, avoid the rocket
what is that shit
what the fuck is
happening
jesus
oh i'm not dead yet
wow wow wow
a lot of things are happening
i... i... got fucking hit with a rocket
from a fucking sunflower or something
that's a pretty good score tho
look at that score
why's he- he's crying
cause its so sad
don't cry
don't cry!
attempt number 16
we're gonna get all the fucking fruit
fuck these little white
the best part is the three notes that play over and over again
it really absorbs me into the action
this bird is fucking hauling ass
like look at how slow those missiles
look like they are going
Like birds going like fucking mock 4
and look how tiny the screen is like it is already like half of the screen
and then they go and FUCKIN MAKE IT SMALLER
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
what a fuckin seizure- inducing clusterfuck
now i gatta dodge the rocket this prick's gonna shoot at me
so I am going to go up
stay high stay high
oooh there we g-
GOD DAMMIT RIGHT INTO ONE
look ten points- hundred points- cherry, get the cherry
im fuckin playin pac man
FUCK
You cant even move the mouse like out of this box
like look the bird's fine the bird's fine. I go up
nothing I'm dead
I fucking touch the top I'm dead
touch the touch the bottom I'm dead
and the left I'm dead
the right I'm dead
the fucking corner I'm dead
fuck this white dog thing
and those things!
Everything!!!
*shouting* everything must go!
dananana love the fucking three notes over and over again
the music is fucking great I'm kidding it sucks shit
Fucking two! There was a second back up rocket!
just like the episode where Saske throws the shuriken and then he jumps over but wait
There was a second shuriken under the first one
and the Oh My God
It's Naruto fooled you bitch
getting cherries, fruit, and watermelon
cus I'm gonna eat I got a healthy diet
flying through the air just don't hit a missle
watch out for the yellow things they'll fucking fuck you
fuck that missile cherry get a cherry
took a fucking picture sell it on ebay
I'm gonna die but that's fucking okay
Oh my god I'm doing pretty good here
okay duck what WHat WHAt WHAT WHAT
this is it
that's the whole game
you move the little bird around
and you try not to get the bird to get fucking screwed
but the bird always gets screwed
*screaming* Oh my god
great game no it great I love it it's fucking great
kids love it
over that one under that one
oh my god furthest away ahhh
I'm getting sandwiched
oh my god ahhhh
I'm getting smaller ahhhh what am I doing
things are really popping off
I have an unprecedented score right n..
no never mind
nevermind it's precedented
it what no ummm
I'm like a fucking goldfish
I do the same thing over and over again
why am I not learning my fucking
LESSON
how long does this go on? is there a stage? am I
am I ever done or does it go on forever?
look at all my points!
*screaming* how many points do you wanted me to get?
*screaming* I'm not fucking made of points
you want me to fill all those zeros?
I'm gonna be here for a fucking thousand lifetimes
what's that thing? what's that thing on the side? why are you fucking shaking me?
what did I do to what are what are you doing
what a I'm a bird!
I'm a bird!
what are all these things? I don't know
it's like lambchop from
FUCK
FUCK YOU
*Music*