- What's goes on? - Hey. What's up?
Hey, kids.
[locker shutting]
You brought a lunch bag?
Yeah.
Ever since my mom and I've been going to therapy,
she's been trying to be a better parent,
so she packed me a lunch.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Well, I still think it's great that her mom's trying.
[music playing]
He's name's Adam.
- And here he comes. - Yeah, he's walking this way.
Shut up and be cool. Just shut up and be cool.
Hey, Carly.
Hey, Adam. [chuckles]
What is that, a battery?
Oh. Yeah.
[chuckles]
That didn't go as well as I'd hoped.
We got some pretty cool news for you guys.
Next weekend iCarly's going to...
Webicon! Whoo!
We're gonna be on a panel, meet a bunch of you fans.
- Answer questions. - Sign autographs.
So if you're gonna be in the area...
- And are a fan of iCarly... - Who won't kidnap us...
See ya there.
Um, so are you and Freddie. like... a thing?
Me and Freddie? No. What?
I mean, I'm completely available.
-
Cause a lot of your iCarly fans think
that you guys are dating, or that you should be.
Oh, God, no.
Good, cause I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna catch
a movie or something this Saturday.
I do, but I can't. I got Webicon this Saturday.
iCarly's doing a whole big thing there.
Well, we'll do it some other time.
Hey. [screaming]
I told you to never sneak up on me
when I'm thinking about boys.
- I'm going to Webicon with you. - Why?
My buddy online just told me there's going to be a huge
World of Warlords booth there.
And whoever shows up wearing the most awesome 'stume wins
a big prize.
[music playing]
Hi. Carly, Sam, Freddie, hi.
- Hi. - Hey.
I'm Corbin Davis, Webicon V.I.P. liaison.
Did we lose Spencer?
I thought he was right behind us.
You think maybe he got-
I am Aruthor, Defender- Ow! Ah!
Those close hard.
Okay.
We're going to walk past some fans over there,
so stay close together.
- All right. - Gotta watch our fans.
Sounds good.
Hey, lady.
Adam. You came to Webicon.
I came to see you.
Aww.
[music playing]
Wow. Your Aruthor costume is like, so level 90.
Thank you.
[audience cheering, applauding]
Aruthor and Aspartamay.
- Face to face. - It seems so real.
Shh!
Aspartamay!
Aruthor.
[shrieking]
[music playing]
We love you, Carly!
Freddie!
[cheering]
Hi.
Hi, Carly!
Thank you.
[cheering]
Okay, let's get started.
Who has a question for the iCarly crew?
- Over here! - Carly, pick me!
The girl with the bow in her hair.
Carly and Freddie... what are the circumstances
surrounding your romantic relationship?
Details, please.
Freddie and I aren't in a romantic relationship.
Respectfully, I disagree.
Yeah.
If you look here on my PearPad,
you'll see screen caps I've taken
from actual iCarly webisodes,
proving that Carly and Freddie do like each other.
[cheering, jeering]
No, we're not.
We really aren't.
[loud noise echoing]
Alright, listen up!
It's true. Carly and Freddie are deeply in love.
[cheering]
[clamoring]
You are an irk.
Adam! Adam!
- Freddie! - Freddie rules!
Okay, please settle down. Take your seats.
Carly really likes that Adam guy and now, he-
Hey.
Did you tell Adam that Sam was kidding?
Yes, but he still thinks you and I have some thing going on.
Why?
Cause you just said so into a microphone.
Well, then bring him back in here and I'll fix this.
He won't come back.
He's outside waiting for a shuttle.
Well, what you want me to-
Just go tell him that you were kidding
about me and Carly.
Right now.
Mehhhh!
You have the breath of a dastardly goat
with infected gums.
Your words have no bite, for they are spoken
by a gutless fief sprung from a lineage
of cowards and hog farmers.
Ooh.
Okay, seriously, dude, you take that back right now.
No returns, man.
I put it out there and it's staying out there.
[speaking foreign language]
Oh my God.
It's the battle chant of the pernicious berm.
This is epic.
Would ya- Would ya put me down?!
- No. - Hey, Sam's back.
Yeah!
[cheering, applauding]
Freddie, we love you!
[cheering, applauding]
Freddie!
[cheering]
You tied him up?
He was resisting.
People! Yo, people. Fans of iCarly, listen up.
Ooh, Sam's going to speak to us.
Quiet.
I was just messin' with you guys
when I said Carly and Freddie were in love.
What?
- Wait, you were joking? - Yep.
Then he's gotta be dating Sam.
That's not true.
Yes! Sam and Freddie for the win!
No!
You guys.
- Seddie! Seddie! - No, no, wait, wait!
Freddie, you and Carly are meant for each other. Creddie!
Yeah!
Creddie! Creddie!
Seddie!
Calm down before this gets out of hand.
Stop!
[clamoring]
It's out of hand.
[arguing]
[grunting]
[fighting]
Here, this is our chief of security.
He's got a flare shooter.
Good, give me that.
[fighting]
Okay, moving on.
Uh, we have some things to say.
We love all fans of iCarly.
Totally.
- The average fans. - The super fans.
- The psycho fans. - Even the super psycho fans.
I'm not dating anyone right now.
And... the only guy
I wanna be dating's sitting right there...
tied up with an extension cord.
Now I get it.
This guy took Carly away from Freddie.
- Creddie killer. - Let's get this guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! What did I do? Wait.
[fighting]
[groaning]
How can I just leave Adam like that?
He belongs to them now.
- Take that. - You take that.
Now take that.
Behold, the kids from iCarly approacheth.
Aruthor!
Stop playing with your friend, we're going home.
Who dares interrupt this epic battle?
She is Carly, sister of Aruthor.
A sister?
Yaa!
Leave her be!
Admit that my costume is superior to yours.
No.
Just bite his thumb.
Of a 1,001- Aah!
Son of a belch, man. She bit my thumb. Oh, man!
You shall feel the wrath of 1,001 black and white-
[gasping]
[trumpeting]
[groaning] [trumpeting]
[groaning]
What is going on?
You've snatched his brawny jewel.
That was his life force.
♪ Yay, though my body Shall be cast away ♪
♪ In the Pernicious berm ♪
♪ My heart will always stay ♪
♪ Farewell ♪
♪ To Asparta... ♪
♪ May ♪