*Narrator talking in a deep british accent. what he is saying will always be along the top*
-Oh, we're just starting.
Okay!
Okay.
Awwww,
the littlest penguin! Anyway,
*Whapoosh!*
Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is JackSepticeye, and welcome to "The Littlest Penguin."
This is a game that people told me to play a while ago.
and it was all over the place and people were like jack you have to play the littlest penguin and I'm
I'm kind of wary about it now because it's made by the same person who made
Astro creep- oh! that was when people told me to play it, when I played Astro creep.
which was a
Game where you're up in space and you had to get an alien and kill all the people so I'm very very wary about what
This game is gonna be, I think there's more to it than meets the eye.
Oh God
littlest penguin with the littlest jump
Into the water you go little penguin
Oh wow, "press arrow keys to swim. swim to the surface at an angle you want to jump off it." Oh hell yeah
wahooo!
*-Narrator continues, his dialogue is along the top of the screen*
what up!
Awwww I agree too! whawaawawanmwamamawammwa
I speak penguin, I took four years of penguin in the Antarctic when I was 15
Very very delicate language you can like say
Mwamhawa
Can really insult somebody, but somebody else can find it very romantic.
Oh God, it's- just listening to the wind is cold enough. We had like a bunch of snow here in Brighton today
And it actually stayed on the ground earlier in the day
I was like oh
I wish it stayed and then later in the day it did stay and then the power went out everywhere in Brighton
Okay
What is this adventure we're going on? I am adorable by the way. I am a very cute little penguin oh
This guy fell over! *Narrator continues*
UHHMM?!
UMHUMHUM??!
What?!?! I have to kill the penguin?!!
AHHHOH My god!!!!
*Narrator continues* (the music steadily picks up into a sinister tone)
oh god.
Oh God! the music!
OHHHHhhohohooono
Ohhohohoho sweet jesus
Okay! this took a big fucking sharp turn from Pleasantville into What-the-Fuck town!
I love it! Yes! *narrator continues*
[Jack, referring to the narrator] Oh you have a very nice voice!
They're not running!!
[captioners note: disregard the last two blocks of text as the text is just cycling through back to the start]
Jesus Christ man this took a big turn
This is creepy!!!
This is like playing "can your pet" all over again!
*narrator continues*
Jesus
Ohhh my god!
Yeah, yep. Yep. Go a little bit of a little bit crazy over there tiny penguin
Yep, see never make fun of that person in high school. They grew up to be a little penguin, and they'll kill you all
What next? what other weapon do I get? the snow itself? my beak? my tiny little flipper hands?
Okay, it's cold and now it's dark. Just like the inside of my tiny penguin heart
They'll know, they'll know the day they crossed me making fun of my tiny flippers, and my inability to swim or dance
But that's okay. This is what Happy Feet 2 should have been
The fuck is this Arctic research centre outpost number 450
Okay, Ohhh my god! I'm getting a fucking chainsaw!!
*narrator continues*
haha lookit him go!!
Oh God, we have to go all the way back?
I love how he's just shaking along with the chainsaw!
Go little penguin!!- wait should I be cheering for him? I don't know if I should
This penguin's kind of messed up in his tiny penguin head
He's got- he's got a bit of the shakes going on, he got a bit of the shimmy shams going on
Because he's just eager to murder
Any day now, just stick the chainsaw onto the snow and pull it and the chainsaw pull you along I
Really want to try that I would see if that works in real life
Hi friends
How's it going? Do you like my new toy?
Ha ha ha ha, oh jesus
*narrator continues, ominous, suspenseful music play in the background*
Come here friends!
I love this music on in the background. Yes! crumble! break and bleed!
oh sweet jesus
Well. I did it.
They didn't run they didn't scream. They didn't go into chaos. They kinda just walked towards me
It's their fault!
I had a chainsaw, and I said hey, I'm gonna just keep walking towards you and if you get hit by my chainsaw
That's your fault not mine
Is that it, did I finish it? did I kill all the penguins?
Do-do-do-do-do-do
*mumbling along to the background song* ~and then you feet on the ground~ is that that song?
That is so familiar!
Oh what song is that?! ah that's the end haha
David Mills, come on man!
*narrator continues*
ohh is this going where I think it is?
Yep!
Huhuhhhh dont do it!!
dont do it!
Did he do it??!
[violent chainsaw whirring sound] Yeahhhh! he did it!
hahaha ohh my god!
(a waltz begins to play, to which jack sings along, making up words)
~Cuz when you roll your fucking school on other fools or other jewels~
Okay, okay, we do not need a rendition of this again
Can I- can I pause?
I don't need to see this penguins Massacre again!
Wellll ummmm
That was the littlest penguin
uhhhmmm
That was messed up. Now I know why people wanted me to play it
ummm
I don't know what else there is to say. I was a tiny penguin. I went around, I killed everybody, and
then I thought they were beautiful when they were dead, and then I killed myself
Fun for the whole family
That's such a messed up game, but then again this guy he makes a lot of weird games
I played a game where I kill the guy who sat in the toilet when I was an alien
And he's made a bunch of other games as well. I might try them out. He's made one called... Spime?
Which I don't know what that one's about but he also played one called aqua creep, which is astral creep underwater
I'm guessing so I might get around to those as well. I miss playing these like really weird flash games
This feels like a very like,
2014-2015 era type of game
and I miss those days!!
It was just a ass load of really weird random flash games to play and I used to
Fly through them all it has such a good time and everyone enjoyed them so much. It's such a different
uhhh
YouTube atmosphere now I miss these types of game so I want to try and take some time to go through some of them again
Kinda like the wackier games
And what was some other ones I used to play? like "the visitor" and that! I missed those types of games
It's been a really long time since I've played any like really decent flash games the last ones
I played are all like the troll face games. I don't know! there's something simple and satisfying about them
If there's any other weird games like this,
Let me know this definitely reminded me of "can your pet" which I did not expect to take such a dark turn either
But here we are
But for now, Thank you guys so much for watching this episode If you Liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!!
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x**
But, Thank you Guys! And I will See all you Dudes, IN THE NEXT- (clears throat) IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!~
(Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)
Almost had it. I had to go back into the past and figure out what puberty was again