Recording (woman's voice): "Thank you for calling Crate and Barrel. To place an order or to inquire about a
product or service, please press 1.
To <> inquire... Your call may be monitored or
recorded for quality or training purposes."
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Recording (woman's voice): "Our call volume is higher than usual and your estimated wait time is more than
seven minutes. We apologize for the inconvenience. If you would like the
system to save your place in line and call you back when an agent is available
press one.
Otherwise, please remain on the line for the next available agent."
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Recording (woman's voice): "Our call volume is higher than usual and your estimated wait time is more than 7 minutes.
We apologize for the inconvenience. If you would like the system to..." <>
Recording (male operator with British accent): "The recording of the hold operator has worn out. A new operator, Paul Yurleg, will
be taking over. Thank you for your patience."
Caller: "Huh? That's interesting."
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Caller: <> "Yes!"
Recording (Paul Yurleg): "Hello?" Caller: "Hello?" Recording (Paul Yurleg): "Hello?" Caller: "Hello?"
Recording (Paul Yurleg): "Hello? Hah! Just messing with you. This is the new operator Paul Yurleg.
Our call volume's higher than usual. I'd be lying if I said your estimated wait
time is only seven minutes. So I'm thinking it'll be at least an hour. But if you like
our system put your phone number into the vortex of nothingness, press one.
I promise it'll make you feel better thinking one of our three operators will call
you back. Please stay on the line."
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Recording (Paul Yurleg): "Call volume is higher than usual because we may have stashed some party supplies
in a crate... or a barrel... and now we're under investigation. So we're all in jail.
Just kidding. Happy holidays! Please hold."
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Sales Person (woman's voice): "Thank you for calling Crate and Barrel. This is Corina. How can I help you?"
Caller: <> "Oh, excellent! Hi!"
<> <> Caller: "Nooooooooo!"
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