Oh, hey, Linc.
Trying to booby trap the Mercado, huh?
Pretty smart.
Know what wasn't smart?
Leaving your backpack here.
Yeah. We can fill it with a nutritious snack.
Lincoln's about to get Chang'd.
Or something a little fishier.
Lincoln's going to be cat bait.
That's my evil genius.
I'll go tell him now!
No, not that window!
[groaning]
[meowing]
[groaning]
[meowing]
[screaming]
Ugh.
Backfire!
Okay. First step of the plan.
We need to sneak in and steal their cell phones.
Eww! Dad butt.
Then we change their contact info to someone else's.
When they try to text each other,
they'll actually be texting the wrong person.
Ugh.
Blech!
[laughing]
I can't wait to give you a sweet butterfly kisses.
My feelings grow stronger every single day.
With all my corazón,
which means heart, by the way.
Sweet butterfly kisses?
Whoa, whoa, Galiano!
I thought she was dating Arturo.
Maybe not.
Look at all of these hearts!
I know he liked my hot dogs, but sheesh!
Now, just remember,
Ninja can fall asleep at anytime, anywhere.
Got it!
Cuidado.
Keep a close eye on Buttercup, muchachas.
Otherwise, she'll try to eat everything in sight.
Aww! What a cute wow wow.
Got it.
Okay. Now, that we have three dogs,
we'll have enough money to buy our stuff in...
three dogs, five days carry the one...
Three and a half weeks!
Awesome!
[barking]
Hmm. How long would it take if we added two more dogs?
I like the way you think.
Are you sure you can handle this many dogs, chicas?
Oh yeah.
My mom works at the zoo,
so I'm pretty much an animal expert.
Blech!
[laughing]
Recuerden,
Fluffy only eats organic dog food.
That's it.
Nada más.
And Pickles loves puddles, so be careful.
I don't want her getting all muddy.
Got it!
Get your ice cold raspados!
Ooh!
[gasping]
Order up!
Here you go.
[squawking]
Ah.
Now, that's refreshing.
[screaming]
Sergio! Ugh. You're contaminating the merch!
I don't care if it's bird flavored.
It's hot. I'll take three.
- Yeah. - Me too!
You guys, we got a line forming!
On it! Cranking this baby to the max!
Eh, that's not good.
[gasping]
Ow!
Oh my!
Oh!
[gasping]
Ow! My eye!
Oh!
[screaming]
[gasping]
Shut it down, Bobby!
I'm sorry! The toggle won't toggle!
Uh. I guess Abuelo hadn't fixed it yet?
Ugh. So much for our unit.
Linc has to use the bathroom sometime,
and when he does, he'll be in for a big surprise.
Toilet paper made out of sand paper.
[laughing]
Okay! All done with the toothpaste!
Oops. Got some on my hands.
Sid! No!
[screaming]
Hello. I'm Jim Sparkletooth.
We're at the popular new restaurant, Burger Blast,
where I've uncovered another... dirty secret.
Their burgers are made from pigeon meat.
Tell us, why are you using pigeon meat?
And how do you sleep at night?
What? How dare you?
We don't use pigeon...
[screaming]
Ugh!
Uh. Ah!
Oh!
[screaming]
The Pigeoning!
I know this looks bad but it's not true.
Stop! Please!
[screaming]
I'm Jim Sparkletooth and I'll be coming for your dirty secret...
next. J. Spark out.
♪ Bun ♪
♪ And mustard ♪
♪ Ham on ♪
♪ A pickle and Two slices of queso ♪
♪ Put the panini in The panini press ♪
♪ There you go ♪
¡Solo eso!
Hey, we did pretty good.
The cheese is melted.
Are we trained now?
[laughing]
No.
Ooh. Up next, customer service.
I brought a couple of friends
to help with this part of the training.
[squawking]
Why we're hungry.
Gimmie a Cubano with five pickles,
topside toasted, hold the queso, gives meek gas,
and don't be stingy with the mustard.
Coming up!
Ham on, pickles, queso.
I got the mustard!
Order up!
I told you not to be stingy with the mustard!
[gasping]
- You got it? - I'm... trying!
[screaming]
Mmm mmm mm!
You know, usually I throw a fit,
but that is one delicious sandwich.
[squawking]
She's cutting the queso over here!
I told them to hold the cheese!
Working on a food truck can be unpredictable.
Let's see how well you react to surprises.
Speed bumps!
Oh.
Spilled condiments!
Drifting nelly!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Order up.
You did it, girls.
You made the perfect cubanos!
Your training is complete and you can work the concert!
We did it.
We're going to the concert!
Makeovers! Ten dollars!
[gasping]
A little mascara... blush.
[gasping]
Say hello to the new you!
How do I look?
Aye. Where's the mirror?
I want to see!
Uh.
[laughing]
Step right up to sit down!
The only sitting booth at the fair!
This is great.
Hey, CJ. Can you run into the Mercado and grab chips?
We'll charge extra for snacks.
Aye aye, Captain!
Oh yes, please.
Guys, we've got more customers with nowhere to sit!
Aw. What'll we do?
Oh, no more seats.
Let's get outta here.
One second!
Uh.
We'll be grabbing more seats from upstairs.
[gasping]
Ah, you better hurry.
My legs are so tired.
[squawking]
Put your back into it!
I'm trying!
[squealing]
Couch on the loose!
Any day now!
Oh, finally.
Ahem. Step right up!
Knock down the bottles, win a prize!
[laughing]
Good one. Yeah!
Ooh! I'm really good at this game!
Wait! What? Come on!
Hit me again.
Wait a second.
Glue?
Carl, you scammer!
[laughing]
You mean, you rich scammer.
[growling]
Ugh!
Fine.
You can't hide forever, Linc!
You come out first!
[squawking]
Somebody do something!
I thought this was a prank war, not a prank snore!
Ronnie Anne! Ronnie Anne!
Adelaide, no!
[screaming]
Five dollars!
- Globos, yeah! - ¡Quiero uno!
Tada!
Aw.
[giggling]