Let's start out with a
story from Capitol Hill,
where a House Minority Leader
Kevin McCarthy fired back at Rep
Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina.
If you recall earlier this week,
Cawthorn claimed members of
Congress use drugs in front of him
and invited him to a adult party.
McCarthy said that Cawthorn is
quote lost my trust and called the
claims exaggerated and unacceptable.
I just told him he's lost my trust
he's gonna have to earn it back.
And I'm. I laid out to everything that
I find is unbecoming, and should.
You can't just say you can't do this again.
I mean, he's he's going to.
He's got a lot of members very upset.
I don't know Kevin doth protest too
much or whatever Shakespeare says.
Sounds like McCarthy snitching
on himself, the option to say
nothing is always available,
but weirdly never actually accepted.
Now any normal person would have replied.
He said they do what
and what kind of parties.
I am flabbergasted at these facetious
allegations and stayed,
he replied like somebody who's mad.
The BRO code was broken.
Now, to be fair,
the bro code was broken.
He got on a podcast and sang like
Bruno Mars for no reason cocaine
there using cocaine alright.
The moral of this story is be careful
hanging out with your coworkers,
'cause you never know who might
put your business out there.
Let's head out to Ashburn,
VA for our next story,
so I bet you know the topic.
Former Washington commanders
quarterback Alex Smith appeared
on the rich Eisen show and said
drama in the organization from
ownership on Down has had an impact
on the product on the field.
A lot of distractions that entire
organization everything surrounding it.
And and and and obviously deservedly,
that it's it's been flawed the last 20 years.
There's a lot of there's a lot of stuff
going on there, a lot of distractions,
and it's it makes it difficult to
kind of focus in on on the football.
See, this is the opposite of that
first story. I wanted to hear more.
Tell your story 'cause what
you said was like, OK Captain,
obvious kind of answer,
but it does carry special weight.
When somebody like Alex Smith says it,
'cause this man almost lost a leg for this
team when he acknowledges the dysfunction.
You gotta respect it now we shouldn't
trust the Snyders to run a fantasy league
at this point, let alone a real one.
Though Dan would probably find a way to cause
a scandal in your fantasy league as well.
I'm glad Alex Smith is retired
now so he can give an insider's
perspective about the chaos.
But now I still feel kind of bad
about RG3 and making fun of that.
Tell all book. I'm just playing.
I don't feel bad about that at all.
I do hope current and former players
keep the dirt coming maybe one day
the league will finally say enough is
enough and Donald Sterling this guy,
but I won't be holding my breath.
Let's head out the Long Branch
NJ for this next story.
We're volunteers set a record picking
up well over 513,000 pieces of trash
from state beaches this past year
and they found a lot of strange
things left behind in the process.
Some of the recovered items
include male enhancement pills.
A set of braces,
bullet casings glow in the
dark birth control.
Wait a minute, did that say yes,
that does in fact say glow
in the dark birth control.
Also a fake eyeball.
Now that is a weird list of things to find,
even for folks partying in New Jersey.
I mean,
maybe the guy with the missing
I just needed to use that glow
to help find where he left it.
You know what?
I'm not even gonna try and create
a back story for all of this.
'cause the truth is probably way Wilder.
We are talking about Jersey and
all this time I thought Jersey
Shore was just entertainment.
Turns out it was a documentary.
These finds sound like something from a
really weird episode of Fantasy Feud.
Name something you wouldn't expect
to see on a beach in New Jersey,
but would probably see on
a beach in New Jersey.
A thong survey says.
That's the number one answer.
How about a mini fridge,
survey says Ding Ding Ding?
Yeah, that is a number 2 answer.
Fantastic, how about dignity?
What were you thinking?
I said New Jersey.
Man, how did how they not
gonna use my ad Lib about
the soil dodge Corolla seat?
Y'all y'all are y'all are wild and
yes they found a way to make a dodge
Corolla that is only in Jersey.
It is disappointing that people left so
much trash at the beach but commendably
more than 10,000 volunteers cleaned
up the state's 127 mile coastline.
Hopefully next year's cleanup will
be lighter and less disturbing.
My favorite story. Come on,
you know it got to be Kevin McCarthy,
dry snitching on himself by
going after Madison Cawthorn.
For dry snitching on lawmakers next time,
remember that no comment is your friend.