[MUSIC PLAYING]
It's MLB opening day, and the league has a new way to stop
the players from cheating.
NARRATOR: Electronic devices for pitchers and catchers
to communicate calls, an effort to both speed up the game
and prevent opposing teams from stealing signs.
Oh, Wow OK.
So they got like a little Bluetooth-like Fitbit,
like-- yo, throw a curveball.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
If they got to do this, baseball's down bad.
We got like five years left for baseball, y'all.
NARRATOR: The device, called Pitchcom,
works with a flexible receiver inside the pitcher's hat.
The catcher uses this keypad on their wrist
to send the pitch call and location to the pitcher's ear.
Come on, man.
You know how many Dominican baseball
players-- it's going to be like, papi,
where's the hookah bottle?
Yeah, this is a bit much.
Hey-- this have a WhatsApp on it?
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
I sending my mother $5 in CashApp.
Then it's like-- all right, come on guys.
Play a game. Play a game.
Speed it up, bro.
Look how serious he is about this shit, bro.
Because he needs this shit to work!
He's got nothing else going on.
My man, you're putting a garage
door remote on the fucking--
on the sweatband.
Bro, look where he's living.
He clearly lost custody of his kids, all right?
AUTOMATED VOICE: Cutter.
Higher?
Cutter.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Cutter.
He just hits it-- (SINGING) harder,
faster, better, stronger.
Like, what?
CRAIG FILICETTI: We use very sophisticated
encryption technology.
Yo, Craig.
Craig, your Zoom background sucks.
Yo, wow.
Yo, Craig is in the shed.
Also, Craig also lost custody.
Goddamn.
Craig had to go back home to mom.
Craig is paying cash every week for rent.
Wow.
Craig is down bad.
That's not a legal unit, Craig.
Listen, I don't--
listen--
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
It doesn't have a fire door, Craig.
They put all their money and Pitchcom, bro.
They need this shit to work.
NARRATOR: Creators John Hankins and Craig
Filicetti both use similar technology during magic shows.
Cut her in half.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING AND CLAPPING]
I'd be like, this is the worst Vegas show I've ever seen.
This sucks!
Eh-- and for my next trick--
rabbit out the hat.
Hey, let me see that.
Hey, hey!
Infinite scarf.
Right.
Damn!
Just in the time for baseball season,
Cracker Jack is doing some rebranding
to be more inclusive.
Are they getting rid of-- cracker?
Now it's Nigga Jack.
Like, I rarely say--
White Lives Matter, but--
Cracker Jack adds new Cracker Jill--
I knew it!
All right Cracker Jack adds new Cracker Jill line
to celebrate women in sports.
That's like-- that's like a pet name for somebody,
like a meth dealer's pet name for one of their custies.
Ay, yo-- Cracker Jill coming.
Get that bathtub shit.
NARRATOR: No female had ever won a wrestling state championship
in North Carolina until now.
Wait, is this still the Cracker Jack thing?
What?
When did Cracker Jack become inspirational?
Right?
I thought it was just fucking popcorn, dog.
NARRATOR: The 11-year-old girl as the first
girl in the history of the Arlington
Football Association--
They're like, she became the first Black woman
on Supreme Court. Why?
Cracker Jack.
She got the votes.
The last shot is Ketanji Brown eating a box of Cracker Jills
like--
And then it stares up to heaven.
Who's eating Cracker Jack?
RBG.
THE KID MERO: That's right.
See?
NARRATOR: The first female minor league
manager in baseball history.
White people, y'all really letting cracker slide, huh?
Like there's a lot y'all could complain about.
But y'all just letting that go.
Yo, Cracker Jack, Cracker Barrel.
Not really my fight, but I'm just saying.
(SINGING) Take me out to the ball game--
Wow.
Now, you know not like 99% of MLB has no idea who she is.
They're like-- hey, Normandy!
Didn't we invade that?
Yeah, remember that?
We started--
Don't forget Pearl Harbor.
Yeah!
Salute!
(SINGING) Take me to the crowd.
- You can't sing the song sexy. - Yeah, no.
You can't.
Now I'm getting all hornied up in the first inning.
You don't want that.
(SINGING) I don't care if I never get back.
(SINGING) Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jill.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
That's when the white guy was like, no, I don't like that.
- No, I don't like that. - Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
- This is that gender stuff-- - Yeah
- They're talking about. - Yeah.
Yeah.
This is critical race theory at work.
- You see it? - You see what's going on?
There was-- - It's a slippery slope.
Yeah.
I don't want this taught my schools.
No way.
No fucking way.
No, fuck that.
Yeah, no.
God invented Cracker Jack, not Cracker Jill.
That's right.
Play ball.
I don't agree with the CRT stuff but, you know--
a smoke show's a smoke show, bro.
Hey, bro, she's the color of Cracker Jack, so I mean--
I mean, yeah.
I'll get her stuck in my teeth, if you know what I mean.
Hey, I'm not mad at that.
I'll go down on that, lose a filling.
All right.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]