We are the cast of SpongeBob Squarepants
and we're here to play a game called Who Said It?
First question.
I'm so nervous.
[laughing]
Round one. Who Said It? Squidward or Kanye West.
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform.
- Kanye. - Kanye.
- Kanye. - Charlton Heston.
Who said it, Squidward or Kanye West?
I have no soul.
- Squidward. - Squidward.
- Squidward? - Please, I have no soul.
I'm a creative genius and there's really no other way to word it.
- Oh, Kanye. - That's Kanye.
You may be talented, but you're not Kanye West.
- Kanye. - It has to be Kanye.
Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent.
- Squidward. - Squidward.
Future!
- Squidward. - Squidward.
Ah!
Future!
For me to say I wasn't a genius, I'd just be lying to you
and to myself.
- Kanye. - Kanye.
Round two: SpongeBob or Bob Ross?
Ooh.
You need the light in order to show the dark.
- Bob Ross. - Bob Ross.
OK, we'll just paint around all this stuff.
- SpongeBob. - Squidward.
Uh, Kanye.
Beauty is everywhere, you only have to look to see it.
- Bob Ross. - That's Bob.
We need a Bob Ross episode of SpongeBob.
That would be good.
If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic,
all your dreams can come true.
SpongeBob! Is that right?
It is correct.
With imagination, you can be anything you want.
Imagination.
SpongeBob has said all these profound things that I've forgot.
Round three: Patrick Star or a Kardashian?
Isn't Kanye West a Kardashian?
We're all Kardashians, we just don't know it yet.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Come on.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
I may be stupid, but I'm not dumb.
- Kardashian. - It's a Kardashian.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.
I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh make up.
- Oh, that's definitely... - That's Patrick, no.
That's a Kardashian.
Knowledge can never replace friendship.
I prefer to be an idiot.
- Patrick. I think that's me. - That's a tough one.
A Kardashian. It's like a race from Star Trek.
You know what I mean? It's like a species.
Kardashian worship is on the horizon.
When approaching the panicked Kardashian...
Patrick Star or Kardashian?
Just do what I do when I have problems, scream!
Patrick doing an impression of a Kardashian.
[laughing]
I'm obsessed with cheese and milk.
- Oh, that's a Kardashian. - Yeah, there's a Kardashian.
Life isn't fair, get used to it.
- That's Patrick. - It's gotta be Patrick.
Mr. Krabs or a famous rapper?
Too much money ain't enough money.
- Oh, that's a famous rapper. - Rapper.
It's Lil Wayne.
Lil, it's a lil rapper.
Mr. Krabs or a rapper?
A five letter word for happiness: money.
Mr. Krabs.
Money trees is the perfect place for shade.
- Lil Krabs. - That was Kendrick Lamar.
- Kendrick. - Mr. Krabs or a rapper?
If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash.
- Krabs. - Mr. Krabs or a famous rapper?
I get money.
- Was it 50 Cents? - Krabs is right.
- It's 50 Cents. - It's 50 Cents.
Look at that.
[chuckling]
I love this young people's music.
[laughing]
- Hm... - Mr. Krabs.
More money, more problems.
Biggie. Biggie. Biggie.
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
- Whoa. - Wow.
That's Mr. Krabs.
- I remember that line. - Yeah.
- What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? - Huh?
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
- Ooh... - Krabs.
Oh.
- MC Poopy Pants. - I think I did.
Round five: Sandy Cheeks or a country musician?
- Uh-oh. - Oh yeah.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my mama.
Dolly.
We could be tighter than bark on a tree.
- Oh, that's Sandy. - Oh, that'd be me!
Tighter than bark on a tree.
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
Me again!
Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain.
And me.
Who cares about dumb old Texas?
Don't start that again!
I'll be there faster than a jack rabbit on a hot day in August.
Willie Nelson.
[laughing]
That's Ms. Sandy.
I'll gladly walk a desert with no shoes upon me feet.
- That would not be me. - That is a country musician.
Country, The Judds.
- Johnny Cash. - Oh the Judds, oh yeah.
Uh, last one. I'm from Texas,
and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.
Willie?
That is Willie Nelson.
Aw, look at you!
Yay!
Well, that's it for Who Said It?
Except for this. Who said "I'll see you later"?
- Uh, I think he just did. - No.
I believe I just said it!
[laughing]
How did we last 20 years?