- Hey guys, uh, I got a question.
Do you know how to work this thing?
- What? A football?
- Yeah. Like is there an on switch or something?
- I don't play a lot of sports,
but you must not play any sports.
- My mom's making me get some fresh air out on the counter.
Uh, apparently I've been spending
too much time playing video games.
Pssh, yeah right! I only play once a day, though.
- For how long?
- Only like 18 hours. - Ahh.
- [Mom] Grapey! I can't hear you playing!
- I'm playing so much, Mom!
I mean, I'm pretty much a football expert by now!
(ball deflating)
- Yeah. You're a regular Tom Brady, dude.
- Who? Gah! What is that?
- Um, the sun.
- Turn it off! It's too bright!
- Turn off the sun?
- That's like the opposite of turn off the dark.
Which means it's probably a great idea.
(laughter)
- Hurry! It's blinding me!
- Aw, but I'm trying to work on my tan!
- Just close the blinds, dude.
- But if I use fake tan, I turn all orange.
(laughter)
- You know, there's other stuff to do on the counter.
You don't have to play football.
- Well, I kinda do have to play football.
See, my big brother is--
- (chuckling) What up, dweebs?
- Aw, great. Here he comes.
- Your brother is Game Ball?
- He's a kitchen legend ever since he threw
that touchdown pass to win state back in '98!
- Yeah, I know. I'm aware, OK?
We don't have to revisit it again.
- Revisit what? My winning touchdown pass to Bryce?
- Aw, bro, that was awesome, man!
- I know! If I'd a hand right now, I'd high-five you!
- Well, here's the deal.
We don't have hands, so you know what that means.
- Sure do! We're just gonna have to tongue high-five!
- [both] Bleh.
- Who wants to watch me recreate that TD toss to Bryce?
- I sure do!
- Boom! Ha ha, yeah!
Tongue high-five! Bleh!
- [Mom] Is Grapey-poo playing? Make sure he's playing!
- Hey, where is Grape?
- There he is!
- Huh? Oh, I wasn't playing any video games, I swear!
- Psh, whatever, bro. I can smell the nerd on you from here!
- Okay, fine. You caught me.
I was just trying to learn
some of the rules of football real quick.
- Football video game?
Move, gotta dominate this real quick.
- Yeah right.
- What, you think you can take me?
Please. Anything football related, I will dominate.
- Huh, if you say so. But if I beat you,
you have to stop calling me nerd patrol at school.
- Please. You've never beat me at anything.
If I lose, you can call me turkey burger!
- Hey! What's wrong with the name Turkey Burger?
- Shut up, Turkey Burger!
I gotta focus!
- I feel like I should kinda warn you.
The last time I played a PS4, I kinda melted it.
- What?
(rock music) (video game audio)
- Wow!
- That was awesome!
How did you--
(Grape laughing)
- Holy moly!
- [Grape] And, I win 1000 to zero.
- Wait, what?
How did you?
- I've been practicing video games a lot.
I'm the number one ranked non-human gamer in the world.
- Oh, oh! Somebody do something!
- Game Ball, did you just lose?
You can't lose, you're a legend!
- No, no, no, no, no!
This can't be happening!
- I believe it did happen!
- [All] Turkey Burger!
(all laughing)
- No! Hey, stop that!
(all laughing)
- (crying) Mommy!
- Dude, seriously, wait.
Maybe a tongue high-five will make you feel better!
(laughing)
- Wow, you weren't kiddin'!
You're really, really good at video games, dude.
- Oh, wow. Thanks, Pear.
Coming from you that means a lot.
- Hello! Why is no one doing anything?
Help me! Ahh!