Ok so I’ve been asked to do a how to beat video for a while now and what better way
to start a new series by being the man that talks about the best way to murder everyone’s
favourite female superhero. That’s sure to go down well yaaay.
Normally these kinda videos centre around horror villains but as this is mainly a comic
book movie channel I thought I’d tackle how she one of the most popular in the medium.
Wonder Woman is a half-God Invincible Amazonian Warrior who either leaves you lost to her
in a fight or lost in her eyes. As beautiful as she is deadly she’s definitely
not one for us mere mortals to mess with but there is a way for people like you and me
to beat her...you just have to want it. Throughout this video we’re gonna be going
through the best strategies for taking her down and because of this there may be some
spoilers in regards to Wonder Woman 1984. If you’re new to the channel then make sure
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show and I’m your host Paul aka Maxwell Bored, now let’s get into the breakdown.
Ok so the best way to completely kill Wonder Woman is to put her in an 80s movie with terrible
CGI and have Geoff John’s write the script. Ey you having that?
I actually liked the movie and with a third one already greenlit there are several ways
that the villains could take her out. We don’t know who will be featuring in it
just yet but my guess is that because of the Asteria tease that we may get some Amazonian
threats. Now In order to talk about the route YOU wanna
take we first have to talk about Batman Endgame by Scott Snyder.
No not that Endgame. The book opens with Batman being attacked
by The Justice League after we learn that the Joker has perfected his toxin so that
it can combat the meta humans. The fight culminates with Batman making it
to his Justice Buster suit which is built to basically bring Just ice and I don’t
mean some crap Mr. Freeze Pun. However Batman actually manages to beat Wonder
Woman before getting to it and this is because he uses an ancient cerebral relic known as
the Bind of Veils. In Wonder Woman 1984, Diana divulges that
her lasso of truth is literally powered by the truth and in many ways her own power comes
from this. This is what powers her lasso and in the work
we discover that after creating it, Hephaestus had a moment of doubt and he used an inverted
version powered by lies in order to create the Bind. It's said to be made from the wool
of the sheep that Odysseus and his men used to trick the cyclops and it took Bruce nearly
two years to track down on the Black market. So we have this idea of the truth being tied
to the character and in the comic books after she was killed by Neron she became resurrected
as the Goddess of truth. Eerily the issue that she was killed in was
actually released on August 31st 1997 which is the same day that Princess Diana who shared
her name died in a car accident. Back to the topic at hand though, as we've
been saying Wonder Woman is very much seen as the embodiment of truth and her latest
movie even ends with her using this idea in order to defeat Maxwell Lord,
Thus the best way to beat her is through the power of lies and Bruce manages to do this
in Endgame by making her believe that she's won so the Amazonian Goddess gives up the
fight. However we wanna kill her not just subdue
her and in order to do this we have to build upon this previous strategy and stick with
Batman who developed another way to beat her. What a great mate.
In Justice League Tower Of Babel we discover that Batman actually developed contingency
plans for the league incase any of them ever went rogue.
This story was loosely adapted in Justice League Doom but Bruce had quite a big thing
in place for the Princess of the Amazons. Whereas in Endgame, Bruce had her believe
that she’d won, in Babel and Doom he actually made her hallucinate that she was facing an
opponent that would not die. Every person she came across had the face
of her enemy and because Diana was trained to never give up she attacked everyone she
fought against which then alarmed the other members of the league.
Diana fought them too and turning the league on her is a strategy so slick that Zemo would
probably jump over from the MCU to give you a high five.
Diana won’t let herself lose no matter what and the plan would be to literally exhaust
herself until she died due to either cardiac arrest or was weak enough so that we could
sweep in with our next plan. That is to strangle her.
Yeah I realise this is seeming a bit over the top yeah, look I like her.
But you wanted blood, so in a way it’s your fault.
Anyway in Joker issue 10 we actually seen something along the lines of this when the
clown Prince of crime turned her own lasso of truth against her and used it to hang the
character. You see, the lasso of truth, though Diana’s
most trusted weapon is also one of her biggest weaknesses. As said in 84, the weapon is even
bigger than she is and its capable of killing her if used correctly.
So when she’s lying there exhausted...you listening mate? Talking about serious stuff
there, when she’s lying there exhausted you need to slide in and use her own lasso
against her to hang her from the Statue Of Liberty.
Also make sure you put a banana peel there so she slips on it hahah that’ll get her.
Yeah I still can't believe that DC actually had one of the greatest superheroes of all
time go out on a Banana Peel but things were different back then.
Now my virginity hasn’t grown back fully yet so I just thought I’d give you one more
tip just incase things come down to it. If she’s still hanging in there, Ey having
that? Then you can also use the powerful weapon of the Gods against her and these have been
known to kill her in the past. In the New 52 Earth 2 Volume 1 book, Diana
was actually killed by Steppenwolf who thrust his gigantic sword through her back.
This not only killed the character but it allowed Steppenwolf to kill Superman and Batman.
I definitely recommend you check out that run as it’s a great twist on the original
New 52 run but just in summary...if you ever need to kill Wonder Woman here’s what to
do. Grab a banana from a fruit bowl at your house
or from your local fruit salesman, available in all good towns.
Use an ancient relic that took two years to track down that you can place on the side
of her head to make her thing that she’s fighting all the movie critics and fans that
said Wonder Woman 1984 was the worst movie they’d ever seen.
Probably a couple of million there which will completely wear her out and make her exhausted.
Then when she’s down, sneak in and grab the lasso of truth from her, swing it over
the Statue of Liberty which will probably be there...I’m guessing.
Eat said banana from before and then use the peel to make her slip off the statue where
she will swing back and forth. Then, using something from another world,
a weapon...maybe order it on wish or something but allow for 3 weeks delivery...actually
maybe not wish because it’s terrible. But get it from somewhere and then right,
then just stab her. And see, it’s as easy as that.
You could also annoy her by saying ‘did Steve Trevor tell you that?’ When she says
you should get over it. There are also older versions in which she
is literally made of clay and though this has been retconned, you could try your luck
with getting her really wet. Just show her a picture of me eh?
Nah I don’t even think getting Clay wet will work, I just saw it in Ghost which...in
some ways is a bit similar to the plot of Wonder Woman 1984.
And that’s how to kill Wonder woman mate, hope this helps yeah and don’t share this
with anyone, especially not Warner Bros as they’ll think I’m a psychopath and definitely
not Gal Gadot because I’m planning on pretending that Steve Trevor has possessed my body so
that she’ll have se. with me. Bit cringey and will probably ruin the entire
channel if this gets out mate so cheers yeah cheers yeah cheers.
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Now if you want something else to watch then make sure you check out our breakdown of Wonder
Woman 1984 which will be linked on screen now. We go over the entire movie and talk
about how it links in with the comics as well as what it's ending and post credits scene
means so it's definitely worth checking out if you want something else to watch.
With that out the way thank you for sitting through this pyschotic video, I’ve been
Paul and I’ll see you next time. Take care, Peace