-It's a little much. -It is, it's a lot.
But I'm buzzed, so I don't really care.
-I know, I like it. Yeah. -Yeah.
-She's drunk on power. -Yeah. 'Cause of these.
-Yeah. -Hey. Look at those.
-Power heels. -Power heels.
Not that I needed them to be taller
-than all of you put together. -(laughter)
-SPADE: Celeste... Celeste... -What's that?
-I'm wearing flats tonight. -Seriously. Oh, yeah.
These are really nothing.
These are, like, a quarter.
Okay, let's get to the hard news.
Um, Kanye West performed at a church in Louisiana on Friday.
He offered a $55 meal called a "Brunchella."
-I do like that name. -JASON: I saw that,
and I was like, "Yeezus Christ, what is that?
-I don't like that at all." -BARBER: $55 for that.
He doesn't let Kim eat, so why would he let other people eat?
-SPADE: Exactly. -You know what I mean?
Well, turn it over. I think there's sausage
on the other side, 'cause he likes his meat on the backside.
If I... if I am correct.
-If I am correct. -That-that plate looks like
Kanye's last album-- like, one thing
that might be good on there, and the rest...
just a bunch of hot garbage.
-I like it. -Yes.
-Agreed. -Yeah.
Dude, I thought my T-shirts didn't fit. Geez.
I don't know if the bacon is supposed to be a cross?
-It is. -It's supposed to be?
-RANDY: No, I don't know. -BARBER: Is it?
SPADE: It would make sense.
BARBER: I thought it was a sausage.
You guys have got weird-ass food over here,
so I don't know what that is.
The sausage is behind it but the bacon
is in the shape of a cross.
This is Fyre Festival situation.
-BARBER: Yeah, it is. -Total Fyre Festival.
SPADE: Well, I guess no one blew the maple syrup guy.
Huh? What's happening.
Nobody did.
-Nobody like me. -I love it.
And he also doesn't start on time.
-Starts an hour and a half late. -Yeah.
-The Axl Rose of preachers. -Jesus.
Axl mentioned twice today.
BARBER: Yeah. He'd be happy.
Most he's been mentioned in about 20 years,
so that's good for him.
I like the Aussie take on everything.
I know, she hates 'em.
Ah, well, Aussies hate everyone, so, yeah.
-SPADE: Yeah, that's good. I like that. -Yeah.
In more Kanye news-- you wanted it, you got it--
Here's, uh, he and his family
at three different Halloween costumes,
of course, for Instagram.
-Flintstones. That's pretty good, actually. -Ooh.
What? -Ugh.
-JASON: Uh, is it good? -RANDY: Is that good?
BARBER: It's not-- It's not Halloween.
It's Wednesday for the Kardashians.
They dress up like dickheads all the time.
I didn't see that little pumpkin.
-They constantly... -They do.
And good current reference, the Flintstones.
Uh, that's about as current as the actual flint stones.
-They photoshopped that baby in. -I know.
-SPADE: Oh, they did? -They photoshopped-- Yeah.
which is weird because Kim used to photoshop
the older girl out when she was younger,
because she wasn't as cute,
and now she's photoshopping the cute one in.
And next year, I think she's actually gonna photoshop in
her law degree, which will be exciting.
Does she have a law-- I didn't know she had a...
I just can't believe they ruined the Flintstones.
I mean, look at this picture. You've got two of their kids
are married to each other as Fred and Wilma.
-Yeah. -I guess Betty's (bleep) the neighbor's dog.
And then a kid is photo--
This photo makes less sense than Caitlyn Jenner.
It doesn't really make sense.
Half our crowd doesn't know who the Flintstones are,
-'cause it's when we grew up. -Exactly.
Oh, there's three pictures, you got, save it.
-You got The West Worms. -RANDY: Yeah.
SPADE: That's what they're calling this?
BARBER: Again, Thursday at midday for them.
Looks like a shrimp cocktail I had-- this guy.
Does it feel like there's too many kids?
I feel like they have so many kids
they're gonna run out of directions to name them.
They're just gonna be like, "That's...
-SPADE: They have five kids. -...our new daughter
South by Southwest. I don't know."
That's the only rubber Kayne's been around.
'Cause he has five kids.
And then, uh, oh, the movie, Sing, they dressed up like.
I don't even know what Sing is. Is that Sing ?
BARBER: Someone needs to call the authorities.
-That baby should not... be like that. -SPADE: I know, right?
By the way, that baby doesn't have the neck strength
-to pull off that costume. -Lean him up against my shin,
-he'll be fine. -I thought he was an Indian,
-but he's a porcupine. -That is a porcupine.
BARBER: It's also a lady. That's a little lady girl.
Look at her, she's eating a $55 cold pancake.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
All right. That's what rich people do
'cause their costumes are supposedly good
because they're so rich they have a team.
I don't, I grew up, I was, like, aluminum foil.
You know what I mean? Actually, even on this show,
poor people, I did Spider-Man.
-Oh! -Oh, geez. -That was my Spider-Man.
BARBER (laughing): What the (bleep) is that?
-That was last week. -Wait, wait. -Wait, wait, wait.
Don't applaud that. That's woeful.
That's great. No, that's great.
That's Hollywood Boulevard Spider-Man.
-SPADE: Yeah. -I love that.
-Crackhead Spider-Man. -That's, I don't have pockets
for my keys Spider-Man. I got a fanny pack.
You're rich as shit, at least put something on your face.
No, it ripped off. It ripped off.