Hello everyone.
Welcome back to another episode of...
..."Are You Practicing?"
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Speaking of are you practicing,
we are just around the corner for 3 million subscribers.
Simp Sibelius!
And...I am stressing out.
So what better way to procrastinate from practicing,
than to indulge in reading,
and checking out some of your elite memes and artworks?
Procrastinate with us together.
This is the only time you're allowed to.
That's like me in my audition,
- my mock audition, once in the Con. - Yeah.
- I think it was Brahms Symphony, - Yeah.
and I missed the D sharp.
Played the whole thing and they're like,
"Can you play it again without the D sharp?"
And I was just like,
"Oh man."
- Ohh!!! - On that note!
Guys, on that note!
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Mmm, nice design, nice leather.
Brett: Designed for everyday use to carry your music,
and all your scores.
Go check it out at twosetapparel.com,
it's got extra buttons as well, in case you haven't seen.
Eddy: Oh, look at that!
A little pouch with a zip!
Oh, this is an infomercial now.
All your music in one place!
The Chopin bag, go check it out.
Fart, get it?
'Cause, like...
Fart jokes!
Guys, do you like my blue towel?
Yeah.
I mean, that's sus.
You know what else is sus?
You're not practicing.
Busted!
- Very...very good pronunciation. - Mm-hmm, yes.
Dude, is that legit?
- That's some next level troll. - I can imagine Mozart doing that.
He's like, "Oh that singer does that! Let's go low, high, low, high."
Brett: Yeah.
Brett: Yeah, yeah.
Imagine Mozart looking at you and being like,
"I'm gonna compose the hardest piece for you."
And then he writes a choral counterpoint masterpiece about...
...licking a**.
Yeah.
Wow!
- Yeah! - What is that!
That's really cool! How did you do that?
It looks like coconut.
Brett: That's really cool.
Eddy: Is that like, candle wax?
- Brett: I think so. - Eddy: Cardboard? Paper?
Brett: It looks like wax.
Yeah, so how does it work?
They carve it out with that thing.
But then what's this?
Is it like a print?
I think that's the print on the right.
- I don't know, but very, very nice. - Very art—very aesthetic.
I like it.
- Dammit, Ray! - Yeah, you got us there!
Damn it!
Dude, look at your face!
Look at you!
- Uh...oh, you look so cheeky! - I look like...
Eddy: I look like I'm getting bullied,
and you look like you're enjoying it.
- You're like, "Oh yes, Ray!" - I'm like, "Oh, we got busted again!"
- Hey, as long as they're proud, right? - Yeah, it's so funny!
Heh...
Can you have like, practice²?
Like, practice to the power of practice?
- Whoa!!! That's one of Ling Ling's formulas! - "ppp", practice to the power of practice!
- Whoa!!! - Practice to the power of practice!
Practice²!
- The Practice Dimension! - Ohh!!!
Oh, the new fourth dimension is here!
Oh wow, who is that?
They look familiar.
Brett: Oh! Why...why is this person lifting their pinky?
Eddy: Why does this person need to iron his shirt!
- Oh my god! - I look so bad.
I just realised why we're so old.
Because we practice 40 hours a day,
- so we're actually burning our life...life force earlier. - Oh, that's true.
Oh, that's exactly why!
Oh guys, there's a cost to everything!
- Sacrifices must be made, right? - Yeah, sacrifices must be made in order to gain.
So a prodigy that plays like that,
they actually are 50 years old.
- They're just in the body of a... - That's why they're...exactly!
- That's why their musicality... - So mature!
Oh, wow!
Oh my god!
Oh, Bachpach!
Right there!
Eddy: Guys, which one do you like more?
Do you like the Bachpach?
Or the Chopin bag?
- Ooh...! - Bachpach?
Or the Chopin bag?
Both really nice.
Do you like our revolutionary merch?
- Yes. - If not...
Fugue you!
Ow!
Bro, that's a...
And then I died.
That's pretty funny.
"That's an E f—"
Welcome.
"...and here's my attempt to draw Violin-chan. It’s still a draft though."
- Yo...! - That's awesome!
Can we turn this into an actual dress?
That would be really cool if we can.
That would be sick.
Hey u/glucose_hydrogen-1, should we turn this into an actual dress?
- I love the detail, there's a chin rest on the left side, - Mm-hmm.
- that's why it's black. - Mm-hmm.
- There's the treble clef and the sharps, - Mm-hmm.
so it's D major, which is the violin's favourite key.
- Tail piece, the bridge, it's all there. - Yeah.
And there's the case like, you can kind of see the inside and outside,
so it's really cool.
Damn!
Nice.
Oh, nice!
Oh, she hasn't performed in a while,
- that was like her comeback. - Oh yeah!
'Cause she um, she was on...
- What is it called again? - Sabbatical.
Yes.
- Nice. - The queen!
- Oh! Noice! - Ooh!
That's actually pretty cool.
That's cool.
Nice!
I like it!
Mosquito, tangled cords,
breaking a pencil tip...
- Orchestra practice on Zoom... - No...
Why would you do orchestral practice on Zoom?
That's actually a thing?
- You can't do that! - 'Cause there's too much lag!
- The delay! You can't, it's impossible! - Yeah!
It would be so out of time.
Nah, it wouldn't work!
You play, they get delayed feedback.
- Yeah. - You play, but they're going to get...
So everyone just slowly gets slower,
like it starts dragging and waiting for each other.
- It wouldn't work. - But then again, like if it's high school orchestra,
it's not like they're gonna be in time—
- Ahh! Just kidding! - Ohh!
(both) Just kidding!
- It's alright guys, we've been there, we've been there...! - Ling Ling Insurance...!
- Yeah...! - Ling Ling Insurance!
Alright guys, I think that's it for today.
You guys, talented subredditors,
that's enough for procrastinating.
Remember, we have to get back to practice,
- Mm-hmm. - we're gonna get back to practice,
- 'cause simp Sibelius is coming soon! - Yeah!
Dude, I feel like after Sibelius I'm gonna be 50 years old.
I'm gonna play 50 parts, I'll be 50 years old as well.
We're gonna start growing those um, like,
Confucius whiskers...
- ...you know, like those old Asian men like... - Yeah, I'm gonna be like that,
and I'm just gonna do this.
- Back in the day... - Thanks for the support, guys!
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