- ♪ Lemon, lemon on your shrimp ♪
- How did they make it so magical? Oh my god.
- So cuuuute!
♪ (upbeat electro music) ♪ - How do I know what this is--
- ♪ T-T-E-E-N, T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ - Ohhhhh! (claps)
- ♪ Titans! ♪ - (both) ♪ Let's go! ♪
- Teen Titans Go! Let's go! - (PvF) Well, we are headed
to Jump City for a super tasty Try Not To Eat: Teen Titans Go.
- Ohh, yayyyy! - Great.
- I'm super hungry right now. - I'm hungry right now.
- (PvF) While this vegan cheesesteak might be sentient,
it's still insanely delicious and absolutely something to devour
before it replicates and causes a great disaster.
- It actually looks really good. It does look really good.
- Oh my god. Are these mushrooms? - It's so cute, though.
I don't wanna eat it. - I know! I feel bad.
- And I love Philly cheesesteaks. - Oh yeah.
- So bad.
- This is the one to eat.
- Ohhhh! You're saying it's the one to eat?! (groans)
- I'm from New York. - Oh, you're from New York?
So, they have a really good Philly cheesesteak there, I bet.
- Pizza, cheese-- anything with cheese.
- I'm gonna try to win this time. - You're gonna try to win?
I'm gonna try to win! - I say this every single time.
- Yeah, Jamie, you should just learn from your past.
- Kill him a little bit so he doesn't feel it. Okay.
It's okay now. - (gasps) Yes!
- See, I've never had a Philly cheesesteak, so--
I know that's so weird. - Hi Erin. You sure you don't wanna
eat my friend? - I don't want anyone to eat me!
- (Dani) Why not? - (Erin) Because I like me
just the way I am! - I don't.
- Oh. Oh! - (laughs)
- Smells good. It's just dripping everywhere.
I wanna lick my fingers so bad. - Ooh.
- It's almost worse watching you eat it.
- Instead of just not eating it. - This honestly looks so good.
But at the same time, I'm like, I can withhold.
- I might need to withhold. - I'm gonna hold off too.
- I think I can hold. After we just played with our food
for 10 minutes. - I didn't realize
there were mushrooms, 'cause it's very meaty.
- (PvF) You've just manhandled our sandwiches.
- Yeah. - (PvF) And you're not gonna eat 'em.
- No. - Mine's alive and living.
You just killed yours! - You just killed yours.
- Yea-- oh! - ♪ When I say "I want" ♪
♪ You say "Pie ♪ ♪ I want ♪
- ♪ Pie! ♪ - (both) ♪ Pie! ♪
- I remember this episode so-- - I want pie!
- Yummy. Come on. - Pie!
- ♪ Rhubarb, peach, or pear ♪ - Didn't they make
some [inaudible] pie? - Yeah!
- I really love the animation on the series.
- Yes! (claps) - I love pie.
- Me too! - (gasps)
Oh, these are perfect pies! - Oh my gosh!
- Wow. - (PvF) When I say, "I want,"
you say... - (both) Pie!
- (PvF) I want... - (both) Pie.
- (PvF) Cyborg and Beast Boy absolutely love pie,
and we've got one of Mother Mae-Eye's pies,
fresh from the oven. - That's so good.
- How did you make it so magical? Oh my gosh.
- I thought I was just gonna eat everything.
But now, I'm really intrigued by what's gonna be at the end.
- So, you just get to go right into it.
I have to debate if I wanna do this. (buzzer)
- We're gonna have a lot of problems because...
- Oh my god. Yo. - ...what you're doing is not cool.
- I've seen this episode and I know that she cooks people
into her pies. - Yeah, you're eating people!
Disgusting! - Starfire tastes pretty darn good.
- Mother Mae-Eye, no thank you. - Yeah.
- Why? What is the point of doing this to us?
- Look at it. Look at it glisten. - Mmm.
- Let me know what it tastes like! Let me know what it tastes like!
- All right. (buzzer)
- Ohh! - I've never skipped two in a row.
- Don't ruin my pie. - I'm gonna speed eat this.
- What you talking about? (buzzer)
Oh my god. - I'm actually feeling
pretty good about this. - You are?
- Yeah. - Hmm, I'll change that.
- Jeannie, you, like-- - I really-- yeah,
I'm going IN on this pie. - (chuckles)
- I wanted the crust. I wanted the crust!
- I put too much in my mouth. Now, it's like I can't chew it.
- Oh my god. I don't know what to eat now.
- Do you want my fork? - (laughs) I have two pies!
- ♪ It tastes like grandma's hands ♪ ♪ Clapping in church
on Sunday mornings ♪ - It reminds me of the holidays.
- Can I have lids please? - Can we get her some lids?
- ♪ May the pie so well ♪ - Time to eat this while I drive home.
- ♪ Got something really, really special up in there ♪
♪ Ah-hoo ♪ - ♪ Shrimp and prime rib ♪
- (laughs) - This innovation's so funny.
- This is like a throwback! - Kiss the cook?
Don't mind if I do. - Ay.
- Dude. Teen Titans Go has the best songs.
- It's Beast Boy too. - Oh!
- Look at him. He's shuffing it up.
- We 'bout to get some shrimp. - Shrimps and prime rib!
- Ooh! With the lemon? - Whoooaa!
- She's cute. - (gasps)
- (PvF) How can you not be tempted by some ♪ shrimps and prime rib ♪
cooked medium rare. (buzzer)
- Oh my god. - I ain't getting no prize.
- This is prime rib and shrimp. Y'all trippin'.
- Too pretty to touch. - I feel-- (gasps)
- It ain't about the prize. - Exactly.
- It's about the prime rib and the shrimp.
- Whoa! - (laughs)
- After the Lord of the Rings episode, I'm just eating my food
with my hands now. - (both laugh)
- Shrimp and lemon just is the perfect combination.
(buzzer) Mm-hmm.
- Maybe if I just smell it, I'll get the sensation of eating it.
- ♪ Lemon on your shrimp ♪ ♪ Lemon, lemon on your shrimp ♪
- Oh, that smells like meat. - Right? Yeah, it smells like meat.
- It's not working. - (PvF) What do you say to that,
Jamie? - Hmm?
- It's not working. It's not working. (laughs)
- Ooh. - Can you handle that piece of meat?
- You gotta bite it like this. You gotta just bite...
- (laughs) I-- - (whoops)
- Oh my gosh! - Do you lose often?
- I think I've only won once. - Ah.
- I can't give up now, okay? I'm the farthest I've ever been
in my career. This is history being made.
- I can hold off too. Ooh, the challenge is on!
- The challenge is on. - Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Wait. I have tupperware.
- Tupperware? Okay. Perfect. - (Jamie) Gotta separate it!
(laughs) Take this all with... - ♪ Now strip on the lemon juice ♪
♪ I said strip on the lemon juice ♪ - (laughs)
- Yeah. - Yeah!
- Who needs tupperware? - Okay.
- Time to eat like Starfire. - (PvF) We've got a slice
of Cyborg's favorite pizza. But you'd better get to it
before Starfire does. - Oh, it smells so good!
- I expect a whole licking montage of this. (laughs)
- (laughs) - You wanna know something?
- I told you the first time I like Philly cheesesteak and pizza.
And you're playing with me. - Do you wanna rock, paper, scissors?
- Let's do it. - (inhales sharply)
- (both) Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - Ahhhh, I lost!
(buzzer)
- Oh, yes. - (laughs)
(hisses) - And then she held it up.
- Mmm! - Ooh.
- (snickers) I've never made out with pizza before,
but I guess there's a first for everything.
- I'ma give this one a pass. Y'all not gonna get me. Nope.
- (claps)
- We're getting tupperware. - Tupperware!
- (Beast Boy) The Ultimate Burger Burrito Smackdown!
- Burger Burrito Smackdown. - Ooh, it's a smackdown.
- (claps) Yes! I love this episode.
- I remember this episode. - What?!
- It's so epic. Oh my god. - The burger vs. the burrito.
- Ooh! - Oh, I love burritos.
- Hey! You got your burger in my burrito!
- Hmm, I'm a burrito person. I hope it's not a burrito.
- This is awesome! - Oh my gosh. (laughs) I love this.
- (PvF) Quick! You've gotta take out these hungry beasts before
they destroy the city in the Ultimate Burger Burrito Smackdown.
- This is so cute! - Aww.
- It's so epic. Oh my god! - This is cool.
- Are we gonna start with your head or your feet?
- (grunts) - I'm gonna eat it like this.
(buzzer) - Now, that burger look fire.
- The burger definitely looks more appetizing than the burrito.
- You're Team Hamburger?
- No, I am. - I'm Team Burrito.
- Oh, you are? - Yeah. My burrito can fight
your hamburger. - I don't think so.
- There goes the-- - Ahhhhh!
- He's watching in horror as I eat this one.
- (as burrito) He was just a child! He was just a baby!
- Oh, it looks like a nice burger. - Mm-hmm.
(buzzer) - And there's cheese. Oh my gosh.
- I wanna enjoy life, but I'm also thinking
about my future self. - I'm just gonna take its skin off.
- When in doubt...try it out. Why not? You only live once?
- YOLO? - Jeez!
- (PvF) You really like eating the eyes.
- I do! You know, I can't eat food... - Is that a problem?
- ...without eyes anymore. It just adds a nice crunch.
- (PvF laughs) The burrito is what's getting him.
- It's sweet! It's flavor. It's protein.
What did you all put in this? - Stop!
- I'm really good Tetris. I don't know if you can tell.
- (laughs) - It worked. It worked. it's fine.
- (PvF) Well, guys, that is it. That is our challenge.
- Woooo! - (claps)
- (PvF) Congratulati--
Congratulations, Jack and Dani. You were able to avoid
some delicious dishes. And for that,
we've got a breakfast feast. - (both gasp)
are you ki-- - (gasps)
- AHHH! - God, it looks exactly the same!
- That's so cool! - (PvF) Every meal is better
as breakfast. And for our winners,
we've got a massive breakfast feast with pancake pizzas,
waffle sandwiches, and, of course, donuts.
- ♪ I want breakfast ♪ Oh my gosh.
This is, like... I'm in love.
- Woooow! Eggs, cheese, and bacon. - It looks like fried egg.
There's so much bacon on this.
- Mmm.
- Let's just drizzle this on. (gasps)
- It's raining. It's raining maple syrup.
- All I want for breakfast. - (gasps)
- Mmm! - I didn't even get to smell it
all the way. You let me smell everything else!
- Nahhh. Unfortunately, Jizzixious, Jeannie,
Erin, and Jamie, you were tempted. And for that, you must
suffer the consequences. Let's take a look.
- I'm so worried. - (voice-over) Salmon loaf!
(fart sound) - Ugh!
- Oh. - 'Cause Robin's the worst chef.
- I have never been so happy in my life.
- You said you like seafood. - They all love Beast Boy's food,
but not Robin's. - (Robin) Packed with pure protein!
- Pure protein! - Ughhhh!
- Oh! (laughs) - Oh, I can smell it.
- Get it away. - Oh my god!
- Nooo. - Ohhh!
- (PvF) We've got a slop of a dish that's packed with protein,
a Robin-cooked salmon loaf.
- This is the worst one I've seen. - This is the scariest thing
I've ever seen, honestly. Like, what am I looking at?
- Oh, it's-- why is it oozing?!
- This looks like a killer whale. - Okay.
- Would you like for me to save you a piece?
- (PvF) I'll come eat a piece with you.
- Come on. - Oh, hey guys.
- No. Nicole?! - Oh, do you smell it?!
No, no, no! - No!
- Oooh! - It's pure protein!
- Ahhhh!
- Smell it. - Oh, it smell like dog food!
- It's very oily. - Oily?
- Mm. - Mm-hmm.
- (gags)
- Oh, it's crunchy. Why is it crunchy?
- (PvF) You guys are being dramatic.
- (gags) - (PvF) You could eat the eyeball
if you wanted to. - Yeah, you like eyeballs.
- Oh, wow! Oh, wow! Oh! It just slipped right out.
- He made it so hard for me to swallow that.
- My eyes are tearing up. - I couldn't swallow that
because of him! - Which I clearly have developed
a taste for this episode. - [Censored] it.
- Hold up, bruh. - (gags loudly)
- Crunch it. - Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
- I can't believe sh-- I'm gonna throw up.
- Ooh, I hate my mouth! - Hmm.
Oh! - I don't know why this is
reminding me of my childhood, and not in a good way.
- Ooh. That's like a very weird crunchy,
but soft fish egg. - Okay, I finished.
- (gags loudly) - Done.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this Try Not To Eat:
Teen Titans Go episode. Let us know what you thought
in the comments below.
And since we know you love watching us do the punishments,
here you go.
- (sighs) I'll just go for it. - Ooh, yeah.
Oh, it's crunchy! - It's crunchy.
Ah! Yeah, it's fishy all right. - (chuckles)
Bye, guys! - Bye. (laughs)