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What's going on guys?
I am matthias! And welcome back to more reading Your comments because it is sunday
and obviously by now you should know by now that thats what we do on sundays.
Today we are reading your biggest FMLs
For those of you not familiar with that it means F MY LIFE
Also I want to shout out to my vlog channel, which i daily vlog with my lovely wife
Who is like what? 11 weeks?
Away from giving birth
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Because things are about to get CRAZAY
on that channel Hey!
I just needed to rhyme that. I don"t know
A question today for a future episode is...
When was the last time you got in trouble and why'd you get in trouble.
let me know down in the comments below and i may read it in a future episode. lets begin.
realizing there's an angry wasp waiting to bite slash sting you lip yeah I sure
didn't enjoy that drink anymore so when I was like 4 or 5 I'm 10 now one of my
best friends said I lost the tooth so I went to look and instead of saying oh my
gosh I said oh my god and then there was like he said the f-word and I got in
trouble like deep trouble I still want to kill him to this day just just making
things up well when I was at school I used the bathroom and forgot to lock the
door and then my friend came in and I was like can I please die now FML I was
on a roller coaster and my batters were wet and dripping and everyone thought I
was paying is that like word for swimsuit batters or bathers never seen
that word before one time when I was abroad with my family I wish to go to
the toilet because I wasn't able to do to traveling around in taxis and buses
with no brakes for hours thus once we arrived at the train station we were
waiting for the train to arrive I took the chance and asked my dad if I could
go he said yes and I swiftly went to the public toilets fully expecting that they
would be normal ones but once I came in there I saw that those toilets were
nothing more than holes in the ground no flush not even being cleaned and without
any lids on top of them whatsoever holls with the roll of toilet paper
beside them you can probably imagine what my immediate reaction was like FML
one of my biggest FMLs was when I farted right next to my BFF and two boys
I barely know during school in class PS I also had another FML when I was a baby
they found me swimming in the toilet haha swimming in the toilet okay not
where I thought that was going my biggest FML was probably when me and
my best friend let's call her d we're hanging out during lunch at school for
some reason I decided to be stupid and cover my face with my hat so I was
walking around I couldn't see anything DS boyfriend was walking at the time and
somehow I managed to trip and fall half landing on top of him
he just kind of stood there slowly shaking your head at me FML when my
former crush was now in line for role call in athletics we were walking out of
the main gym I saw him them waved back as he waved back I went back to him
talking to my friend I wasn't looking I tripped and fell on top of him almost
kissing him this was in front of the popular boys too and I thought it was
bad enough I sighed and said F my life and got off of him when I was little I
ran into a brick wall yelling at to platform nine and a half I don't know
whether to be ashamed because I broke my nose or that I got the reference hahaha
I was gonna say uh 9 and 3/4 when there was a broken water drain and for some
reason I walked over it my whole leg got stuck in it I walked into the store
asking where I could buy towels my worst FML was in kindergarten so one day in
kindergarten we were touching little frogs so I left my table and I decided
to run to the teacher and tell him something and I wasn't looking so I
stepped on something and when I was looking at it it was a little frog ever
since that day I was called a frog killer Oh yikes
my biggest FML moment was when me and my friend were having a cup of tea my
friend he needed to get some sugar so after he got some sugar he decided to
creep up on me he walked silently and then tapped me I was terrified and I
punched him in the face without having a second to see who he was and he dropped
the sugar he said it was a joke and I just said sorry I didn't know you were
there I've just been walked watching too much
horror movies and gave him the last cookie as an apology
I love cookie my friend and I were pushing each other saying oops sorry she
sits on the same table as my crush and she pushed me into him and he was
sitting on the table with his knee up slightly I sat on his knee and my hand
went on his you-know-what hello I wish that would happen to me with my crush a
horndog I was hanging out with my teacher and some friends after Marvel
Club one day and somebody bumped into me and I fell on top of my teacher like
fell on top in a straddle way I haven't stopped being embarrassed about that FML
okay hold up Marvel Club that sounds dope
they didn't have those kinds of clubs when I was in school they'd like
Dungeons & Dragons Club not that that's bad I just wasn't interested
my biggest FML moment I was around 12 and it was at a birthday party I was
eating a hotdog when my friend came up to me and hit me with the plate mid-time
I was eating a hotdog I choked and my crush at the time was smaller and
lighter she did that Heimlich maneuver and then I accidentally hit her you know
where I spit out the regurgitated hotdog and she slapped me all of my friends
were there to see it FML once I spilled red juice all over my mom's white carpet
I got grounded for two weeks and wasn't able to go to my friend's birthday party
or the date I had planned with my crush so me and my friend went to a fair in
our small town I lost sight of her for a moment I looked around for her and saw
her by the ferris wheel she looked uncomfortable because some guy was
hitting on her now me being me I threw my arm around her and told the guy
really loudly to leave my girlfriend alone he looked at me weird before
leaving it took me a moment to realize the girl wasn't my friend it was about
26 and that was her brother everyone was laughing as I did the walk of shame
well one time at an FML moment when I was going with my family to the zoo
everything was going great until I stepped out of the car I mean first slam
my finger in the car door and not too long after getting in I was pooped on by
a bird my dad laughed and I said I must have good luck he was so wrong I ran to
see the timberwolves bear my babe and fell and scraped my hands and knees
I had to ask people that work there for band-aids but on the plus side my knees
and hands had some really cool animal covered band-aids I was 14 at the time
was not one of my finer days karaoke like a boss at my house and big sis
hands me a hair curler on and burned my hand I was playing on a computer and
when I left my room to do chores it got covered by my blanket it was off and the
screen was down and when I came back I jumped on the bed and broke my computer
FML I'm always afraid like I'm gonna set the iPad down like where I sit I'm by
the way I'm talking about am and over there and I'm just gonna sit on it and
just crack it and I'm gonna be like ouch question the day my biggest FML was when
I walked into my parents room to ask my mom a question when I got inside the
room I saw my dad completely naked the worst part is he was doing exercises I
came in when he was doing a downward dog oh no so I went to Florida one summer
and I wanted to do some parkour I found some yellow cement cones and jumped from
one to one the very last one I fell on my face still alive though my biggest
FML moment was when I was in sixth grade I was in love with mango and my mama
told me to wait for her to get home so my mom could make it for me I didn't
listen I chose the biggest kitchen knife there because I'm stupid I was cutting
it and got frustrated and pushed down the knife and cut off half of my
fingertip let's just say I had to get stitches to reattach it ah ah my FML was
when I was trying to impress everybody by jumping into the last bar on the
monkey bars but instead I jumped out hit my head and my wrist on the corner of
the metal platform I had a giant lump on my head
and almost broken wrist another one of my biggest FML was when me and my cousin
and her friend boy got bored and wanted to wrestle so we did and I accidentally
ended up jumping on her nose with my knees and breaking her nose causing me
to get grounded so while I was in the park with my friends and I was on a
small climbing frame and my friends dared me to jump off so I did and I
broke my leg my biggest FML moment was when I was texting my best friend slash
crush and he was having a bad day so I said I will hug you Jay but I
autocorrected - I love you babe and he was so freaked out he still
teased me about it once I was in a grocery store with my mom and she told
me to go get the milk for her I was so excited to have such an important job I
thought so in my eight-year-old mind anyway I ran to the milk aisle and I
turned the corner and I was running at such a speed that I couldn't stop myself
in time to avoid the inevitable I ran into the back side of an older much
taller woman and fell over everyone in the aisle was horrified to say the least
I was playing my favorite video game and I almost beat the entire game in one go
but then I had to eat dinner so I pressed quit instead of saving quit sigh
so I was going for a sleepover and I texted my dad to say I got there here's
how the conversation went me hey Dad hey sweetie did you get there safely me
yep dad okay me well bye lovely me lovely father hi hey Otto cucumber dad
bye my biggest FML was when I was on an escalator in the mall and some large
ladies stomach hit me and I fell tumbled down the escalator I was at the mall for
my birthday with my friends yeah embarrassing once I was at my aunties
and I messaged my old friend on skype I'll be home soon but it autocorrected -
i'll be homosexual I'm only nine I was four and I was a daredevil I was at with
my step-brother at the time then we decided to skateboard down a slide I
fell up the slide broke my arms and I was knocked out on a first date we went
to dinner at a restaurant that was connected to a mall so after dinner he
wanted to go into Dick's Sporting Goods so we were getting ready to walk in and
I yelled I love oh the horror on his face hahaha
so me and my stepdad were driving down the highway and we got pulled over and
the cop must have seen me on snapchat and asked me to add him FML what this
cop is thirsty for photos guys have you enjoyed this video make sure you give it
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of me and my wife just having a blast woo also answer the question of the day
which is I forgot it what is it what was the last thing that you got in trouble
for let me know and I may answer it in a future
episode okay high five