>> THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS MOVED TO THE HEART OF BROOKLYN IN
OCTOBER OF THIS YEAR.
TICKET SALES HAVE BEEN SLUGGISH.
I LOVE HAVING A PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM IN BROOKLYN.
SO I HAD CAL CLUTTERBUCK SELL THE SPORT TO AN UNTAPPED
AUDIENCE. MY HOOD. >> WE HAVE NHL'S CAL CLUTTERBUCK
COMING TODAY. WHAT ADVICE DO YOU GIVE TO CLUTTERBUCK
>> I DON'T KNOW. CLUTTERBUCK? CHANGE YOUR NAME
I DON'T KNOW.
I LIKE IT, CLUTTERBUCK
>> DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS HOCKEY TEAM
OWN THE STADIUM?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HOW DO YOU GET BLACK PEOPLE INTERESTED IN HOCKEY?
>> THE CHEERLEADERS.
GETTING IN ON THE ICE, SKATING.
>> OH, (BLEEP)!
I LOVE IT!
THAT'S HOW YOU DO THAT!
CLUTTER BUG
THAT'S LIKE AN INSULT.
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CLUTTER BUG
>> CLUTTER BUCK!
OH, CLUTTER BUCK!
>> IT WON'T BE EASY.
BEFORE I GET HIM TO HELP MY PEOPLE, THERE IS A THING OR TWO
I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT HIS WORLD.
LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT IS HOCKEY?
>> IT'S ONE OF THE COOLEST SPORTS OUT THERE.
>> ICE IS FROZEN WATER. BLACK PEOPLE DON'T MESS WITH WATER
HALF OF US CAN'T SWIM, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
HOW DO YOU GET US TO GET INTERESTED IN THIS?
>> YOU GET TO RUN PEOPLE THROUGH THE LINE.
>> OH!
THOSE THINGS THERE, YOU GET TO HIT PEOPLE INTO THAT AND
THERE'S NO CHARGES OR NOTHING?
>> NO CHARGES.
COPS SHOW UP?
NO
YOU CAN GET IN A FIST FIGHT AND IT'S A TIME OUT.
>> THE ONLY SPORT WHERE YOU GET A TIME OUT!
>> YOU'RE ALREADY LOSING WITH BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE WE BEAT OUR
KIDS.
SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT.
>> LET'S GO.
YOU HAVE PADS WAITING FOR YOU.
PUT YOUR SHIN PADS ON. PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY.
>> YOU'RE A SMART ASS.
DO YOU NEED ME TO DO THAT? >>NO, I CAN DO MY LACES.
>> LAST TIME I HAD SOMEONE TIE MY LACES I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD
YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT NECESSARY.
DO YOU SEE THAT?
>> OH, SERVICE NOW.
THERE YOU GO.
I'M NERVOUS.
>> SHOULD BE.
YOU'RE LIKE A DEAD MAN WALKING NOW.
>> THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE.
LET ME TELL YOU, I GREW UP IN EAST NEW YORK IN BROOKLYN DURING
THE HEIGHT OF THE CRACK EPIDEMIC AND THAT DOES NOT SCARE ME AS
MUCH AS THIS ICE SCARES THE (BLEEP) OUT OF ME, Y'ALL!
>> YOU'RE THE STEREO TYPICAL TRASH TALKER.
>> HEY!
(BLEEP)!
>> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT?
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE CHEATING BECAUSE I'M BEATING YOU AT YOUR
OWN SPORT.
>> ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!
HA HA HA!
I GOT 'EM!
LIKELY?
REALLY?
(BLEEP).
CAN WE GET A GOALIE?
>> DO IT.
THAT'S MY BOSS, LARRY WILMORE.
WHY DID YOU CUT THAT PIECE I WAS IN LAST WEEK?
OW!
OH, SORRY, LARRY!
SORRY!
WHERE'S MY STICK, LARRY?
OH!
IT'S LIKE A GUNSHOT!
OH, MY GOSH!
OH!
(BLEEP)!
NOW THAT I'VE HELD UP MY END OF THE BARGAIN, HE HAS TO HOLD UP
HIS.
I TOOK HIM TO EAST NEW YORK TO GET A HAIRCUT AT MY CHILDHOOD
BARBERSHOP.
I'M SORRY IT'S OVERCAST BUT THE SUN COMES OUT HERE LAST.
♪♪ YOU'RE IN MY BARBERSHOP.
WELCOME.
>> I GET MY AIR CUTS EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS.
>> EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS?
YEAH.
SEE MY MAN?
YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT ALL OFF.
I HEARD YOU WERE A HOCKEY FAN.
>> I BECAME A HOCKEY FAN WHEN THE ISLANDERS MOVED TO BROOKLYN.
>> IS THAT WHEN THEY TOLD YOU WE WERE SHOOTING HERE?
>> NO!
(LAUGHTER) >> LOOK AT YOURSELF.
IS THAT THE CLEANEST MUZZIE AROUND HERE?
>> WHAT'S THAT?
A MUSTACHE.
WE JUST CALL IT A MUSTACHE.
HAT DO THEY NEED FOR YOU TO BECOME A HOCKEY FAN?
>> JUST WIN!
BROOKLYN LOVES YOU CAL. AND LOVES THE ISLANDERS
I'D LIKE YOU TO SIGN MY SHIRT.
>> WHAT'S HIS NAME?
CAL, CAL CUCKELBUCK.
IT'S CLUTTERBUCK!
>> BROOKLYN WELCOMES YOU!