♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
F... sideways two-- oh, N.
Oh... Five Nights at Freddy's.
I have not played any other Five Nights at Freddy's.
You're-- no. I'm not doing it.
What? No! Why?
Why? Why? (laughs)
Five Nights at Freddy's 3.
(disingenuously) Yay.
Yet again, it's so much fun the last time.
You guys, I already played this. This is a joke, right?
(Finebros) No one has ever survived all five nights on the React channel,
so we wanted to have another go to see
if anyone can beat it.
Okay, I don't know how to play this one though,
so I'm at a disadvantage.
I know what to do now.
I've seen enough YouTubers play this.
I'm actually happy I'm playing this again
because this time I'm gonna make it through.
So much hate in my tiny body right now
for everything about this situation.
Midnight, the first night.
- (phone rings) - Okay. I hear the phone call.
Uh, what do I-- How do I--?
Shh!
(Phone Guy) Hey, hey! Glad you could come back for another night.
Whoo!
(Phone Guy) It'll be a lot more interesting this time.
I bet.
(Phone Guy) I found some great new relics over the weekend.
Let me just update--
I'm just gonna roam around here.
It's not very good camera quality.
(Phone Guy) So we have to make sure everything works
and nothing catches on fire.
"Make sure nothing catches on fire." Okay. (laughs)
I don't wanna do the cameras.
Oh, my god. No, no, no, no, no, no.
(whinging) No! No, no.
(Phone Guy) Yeah, you've officially become part of the attraction.
Yay!
(Phone Guy) You'll be starring as... the security guard!
Whoo! That's the role I've been born to play.
(Phone Guy) ...people on the camera as they pass through.
It's 1:00. I made it through an hour.
(Phone Guy) ..to make sure no one steals anything or makes out--
Oh my god! That scared--
(panting) That scared me!
(laughs) I don't wanna play this game anymore.
(Phone Guy) For now, just get comfortable with the new set up.
You can check the security cameras.
Go over to your right with a click of that blue button.
Look how excited this guy is on the phone.
He's just like, "Yeah, you're gonna die!"
(Phone Guy) Then over to your far left, you can flip up your maintenance panel.
Use this to reboot any systems that may go offline.
The most important thing is the ventilation.
Look, this place will give you the spooks, man,
and if you let that ventilation go offline,
then you'll start seeing some crazy stuff, man.
Keep that air flowin'.
Okay, so you have to control your oxygen now?
This place better pay well.
Oh, it's 4 a.m. already and I'm still alive.
I guess I'm doing good.
Oh, this is so I can see the ventilation.
- (system bloops) - And look at the camera system
and the audio devices.
I'm shaking right now.
I'm looking at the vents.
"To seal a vent, double-click the vent cam button."
- Like that? It's sealing. - (system bloops)
"To seal a vent, double-click--" Ugh, that's messed up.
Oh, this is not fun.
5 a.m. We're almost there.
I thought I saw something, but I didn't see anything.
What do they look like? I don't think I've seen one yet.
Everything about this is scary.
This light right here looks like fly eyes. That's scary to me.
I'm scared right now. This soda cup is scaring me.
There's a little arcade game. I would be in there.
- (clock chimes) - I made it through the first night.
- (clock chimes) - Hey! Look at that.
- Day one, haven't seen a guy. - (in game: children cheer)
I mean, I might like this one better.
Night one, yay. I'm done, right?
I can be finished?
Finally, now let this pant [bleep] begin.
(exhales sharply)
Okay. No, this means it's gonna get more intense.
It's not too bad, or does it get worse? (giggles)
I think it gets worse.
- (in game: static) - I think I broke it.
Is this part of a level?
- (thunder rumbles) - Whoa!
Oh yeah, this stupid thing.
Oh, am I that thing?
W, A, S, D.
(typing)
Why is it telling me to go...?
Oh! I can move this guy?
Where am I going? Going down the hallway?
"Follow me?"
(groans) That's so creepy. Come on!
(pressing keys)
(meekly) No. Stop moving so fast.
Ugh!
It says I can't go.
- Rude. - ♪ (jarring music) ♪
(meek yelp)
"Err... err..."
Okay, escape, escape. I want out.
- ♪ (jarring music) ♪ - (shrieks)
(whimpers)
(laughs)
All right, well, I don't know where to go then.
- ♪ (jarring music) ♪ - (screams)
What? (laughs)
I don't even know what happened.
A purple thing came out and killed me.
But it's the second night and I'm feeling all right.
(protesting) Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
- (phone rings) - No!
No! No, I don't wanna do this anymore.
(phone rings)
Like, why does he-- leave me alone! Let me do my job.
I don't need him to call me every day.
(testily) What?
(Phone Guy) We found some vintage audio training cassettes.
What?
(Phone Guy) Dude, these are, like, prehistoric!
(mocking) Prehistoric, dude!
(Phone Guy) I thought we could have some playing
as people walk through the attraction,
so that it makes it feel legit, man.
We found one. A real one.
A real one? Oh, gee.
(Phone Guy) I'll leave you some of this great audio that I found.
Talk to you later, man.
(mocking) Talk to you later, man.
Ventilation error!
- (cassette) Hello? Hello, hello? - Wait. Oh my god, wait. No, no, no.
(cassette) Welcome to your new career as a performer--
I'm cutting off my ventilation.
(cassette) ...for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
- (system bloops) - (heavy sigh) He's in the vents.
He's in the goddamn vents.
Oh my god, you've gotta be kidding me.
- (cassette) ..animatronics are set to... - Mm-mm.
..to turn and walk towards sounds they hear.
- It's an easy and handy approach... - Did I fix it?
..to making sure the animatronics stay
where the children are for maximum entertainment.
- Go back here. - (Balloon Boy) Hello!
Hello.
(singsong) Checking the vents, checking the video.
(whimpers) I'm so scared.
But so far, nothing is happening.
Okay, we're looking at the cameras now
to make sure that there aren't any bitches around me.
Let's check the vents.
My hands are already starting to shake.
[Bleep].
Should I seal the vent close to-- (groans) Video error.
I don't want to do this.
Oh man, this is like torture right now for me, honestly.
- (alarm blares) - No! No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. What does this mean?
It's red. Red's not good.
Reboot. Reboot all.
- (system blips) - Did it work?
You in the vents now?
Or are you just waiting for me to turn?
Still nothing.
(startled) Okay, that's a--
- (in game: roar) - (shrieks)
(security guard breathes heavily)
That's good. Okay.
What the [bleep] is this?
- (in game: roar) - (shrieks) Oh my god!
Okay, I need to play aud--
- (in game: roar) - (screams)
- (in game: roar) - OH, I didn't-- (grumbles).
- (security guard pants) - Okay, still alive.
I'm still alive? What do I do? What do I do?
Am I still alive? I don't get it.
Why am I still alive?
Wait, don't I have to do something?
Ventilation!
So was that his hallucinations? That makes so much sense!
I thought that was just another guy coming in.
Um, um, um.
- (soft static) - (sighs) Oh gosh.
It's 4 a.m. Okay, two more hours.
I think that's why I died last time, because I didn't check the cameras.
But I don't wanna check them because I'm too scared!
♪ (eerie music) ♪
(gasps)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
♪ (eerie music) ♪
(system bloops)
Oh my god, it moved! It [bleep] moved.
It moved, it moved, it moved.
It walked away, it walked away.
Is it there? Is it gonna be there?
- (in game: roar) - (shrill shriek)
(humming static)
Am I dead? Did I die? Can I be done?
Okay, come on. Come on. I can do this.
Only a couple more hours.
You're a big strong security guard.
Nothing, nothing...
Oh! [Bleep], [bleep], [bleep]! Where are you?
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
Ventilation error, I know.
(plays audio of child giggling)
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Okay, he's not there. Good.
- (system bloops) - Ventilation AND camera?!
Uh-oh.
(hyperventilating)
Okay, I'm getting a heart attack.
This is weird. I don't like this!
I'm getting all anxious.
It's 5 a.m. It's almost morning.
Um... okay. Okay.
Just gotta, like, not die.
It is 5 a.m. Come on!
I'm scared.
- (Balloon Boy) Hello? - Go that way.
- (in game: roar) - OH WHAT?!
I was right there!
Noooooo!
Okay...
- (audio of child giggling) - [Bleep] laughter.
Like, I'm sweating over here.
I can't...
Seriously?!
Like, why don't you go to college or something?
Get a degree and go do something with your life.
(system blips)
Oh my god! No, I just saw you, bitch!
I just saw that...
(alarm blares)
Oh my god. I don't know what to do.
It's 5 a.m. I have to make it through the hour.
(system blips)
Oh, [bleep]. No, he's in the vents!
I hear it. I hear him, I heard him.
I heard him, I heard him.
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
I heard you, you buttmuncher!
It's already locked.
Do I lock it? Okay. I thought I locked it.
- (Balloon Boy) Hi! - Hi.
Maybe it--
- (clock chimes) - (gasps)
Oh my god! What did--? Why am I winning?
I did it! Yay, night two!
Yes, I did it. I got through the second night.
All right, another mini-game.
I'm doing better than I thought I would.
I wanted to get through night two and I did.
Oh, now I'm this guy.
Something-- okay.
I gotta be smarter than the game.
Aren't they supposed to be following someone?
There's nobody to follow.
Okay, there we go.
I'm just going to follow it... 'cause why not?
(groans) The tension's building up again.
Is that a dead...? That's a dead little bear.
Oh no, that's my past self.
- ♪ (jarring music) ♪ - OH!
Oh, no, no!
No! Oh...
Third night! Whoo!
(phone rings)
Okay, just leave the voice mail. I don't care about the ringing.
(Phone Guy) Uh, hello? Hello?
Uh, for today's lesson we will be...
Okay, camera's all good. Nothing's trying to kill me.
- (Balloon Boy) Hi! - Hello, creepy kid.
- (alarm blares) - Okay, oh my god.
Ventilation error.
Video error, ugh.
(whimpers)
I always get so scared panning over to the left.
It's, like, dread.
(panting)
(nervous laughter)
Audio devices... come on, come on, come on.
(yelps) I see something!
What? How-How do I--?
(whimpers)
It's outside! What do I do?
Do I close the door? Am I allowed to do that?
How do I not die?
Oh! It just disappeared.
- (in game: roar) - (shrieks)
- (security guard pants) - That's totally unfair!
What was I supposed to do?
Oh my god, no! (shrieks)
Oh [bleep], oh [bleep]. [Inaudible].
Okay-- oh, no, no!
No, no.
Exit. (groans) I don't want to look at the screen.
Okay...
NO!
(softly) Goddamn it. Nothing was there, okay.
Vents are clear.
(frustrated groan)
It's scaring me, dude.
(laughs) It's not even... it's not even doing anything.
It's just a camera flickering.
- (in game: roar) - (squeals)
Okay, what is THAT?!
Um... oh.
(Balloon Boy) Hi!
(humming nervously) Hi, Freddy.
All right, all right, all right.
(stammers nervously)
- (in game: roar) - What? God!
That's such horse[bleep]!
I don't have time to switch cameras.
There should be a rule that says they're not allowed
to come into my room.
I want to check the cameras, but I'm so afraid to check the cameras
'cause every time I check the cameras, something KILLS ME!
Okay... seriously, this is so ridiculous.
(sighs) Still 2 a.m.
(moans) There's a video error.
(whimpers)
- (in game: roar) - (shrieks)
Of course! Of course.
(sighs) Now I have to reset my video error too.
(shrieks)
[Bleep]! [Bleep]! What does that mean?
Okay, wait, what does this mean?
- (Balloon Boy) Hi! - Okay.
NO!
- (in game: roar) - No! No, wait.
Am I supposed to be contacting--
- (in game: roar) - (loud scream)
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god, that didn't make sense.
Okay. (sighs)
Oh, yay. (giggles)
I'm so dead. This is awesome.
It's 3 a.m.
You guys, I need to make it.
I need to win, but I need to make it at least to the fourth night.
- (in game: roar) - Oh, what? What?
That-- I couldn't see it.
Oh, Foxy! What? Why?
God, you're a bunch of pricks.
(laughs)
- (in game: roar) - Oh, come on.
(security guard pants)
I'm so boned. I am so boned right now.
Where are you? Come on. Bring it, Springtrap.
Oh, he's there. I saw him. Okay.
(Balloon Boy) Hello?
You still there? You still there, buddy?
You're still there. All right.
Ooooh!
(in game: roar)
(grumbles)
Still 3 a.m.
Time flows slower than it does at school.
I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty good.
It's 5 a.m.
(gasps) It's almost--
- (in game: roar) - I just saw something!
I'm dead, dead.
But it was almost the fourth day.
It's 5 a.m. Oh my god, one more hour.
I feel like I just need to get through this
and I don't know what to do right now!
I'm almost there.
I'm almost into the fourth night.
- (clock chimes) - Okay, yes!
- I made it. - (in game: children cheer)
(chimes in)
You guys, like, I'm not going to be happy
- if I don't win. - (phone rings)
(Phone Guy) As always, remember to smile.
You are the face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Why would I remember to smile?
I'm working here during the night time, dude.
I'm not gonna-- there's no one to smile at.
♪ (eerie music) ♪
Okay...
That's a [slide].
(in game: roar)
Did I just die? No, I didn't just die.
I need to ventilate.
Come on.
I have to do this.
I feel like, right now, I should check the cameras
'cause it's been a little while, but at the same time
I feel like, "What if he's still there?"
I'm gonna check it for a second.
♪ (eerie music) ♪
(Balloon Boy) Hello.
(in game: roar)
- (in game: double roar) - NO! Go away!
No. Oh my gosh.
I got so close.
- (Finebros) Thoughts on Five Nights #3? - I hated it. I hated it.
I like Five Nights at Freddy's 1, and then I feel like
it's getting progressively worse.
I enjoyed it more the first time because I wasn't as stressed out.
Like, this time I was like, "Don't die. Don't die. Don't die."
The first time, I was just like, "Okay, let's just roll with this."
If someone was like, "I'll give you $100 million to play
Five Nights at Freddy's 1, 2, and 3 in the middle of the night"
I'd be like, "You can go [bleep] yourself...
and take your $100 million with you 'cause I won't do it."
We still sucked at Five Nights at Freddy's 3,
but thanks for sticking with us.
Don't forget to subscribe. New shows every week.
Bye! May I never have to play this game again.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪