Beyoncé, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I don't actually think you talk like SpongeBob.
Part of the Bee Hive, man.
- This game's terrifying. - I was putting a lot on the line there.
What is happening?
- Who said it? - Yes.
Alright, let's play Who Said It.
Beyoncé or SpongeBob?
OK...
[laughing]
Wow, I'm gonna be terrible at this game.
"We only have ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."
Did Beyoncé or SpongeBob say that?
Ooh, I don't know.
Oh, it's so hard! I don't know.
Let me hear if I can hear B saying that.
We only have ourselves...
That I actually feel like-- That is SpongeBob.
I'm pretty sure I've seen that episode.
Yeah, OK good. Oh, jeeze.
No, SpongeBob.
Come on, man.
I was putting a lot on the line there. Uh... OK.
Part of the Bee Hive, man. I already know what's up.
At this point, I don't even know. I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna guess Beyoncé said that one.
SpongeBob said that one!
I'm gonna go with SpongeBob.
Alright, got that one right.
SpongeBob, yeah.
SpongeBob? Oh, good.
Beyoncé.
SpongeBob. I'm intentionally failing at this.
SpongeBob.
Is it weird that I just don't wanna insult Beyoncé?
I just don't think SpongeBob's gonna like come for me.
We can never go back.
Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
We only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.
Next one?
"The best thing is looking back and realizing how good life is."
SpongeBob and Beyoncé are both bright side people in my opinion,
but that seems like a pretty SpongeBob-y thing to say.
- Right? - SpongeBob said that.
No? That was Bey?
Alright, Beyoncé you win that round.
SpongeBob, it's SpongeBob.
SpongeBob? Beyoncé!
SpongeBob. Beyoncé as well? Why did I think--
SpongeBob and Beyoncé probably both said that.
Beyoncé?
- Great. - Beyoncé.
- Bee Hive. - Beyoncé.
This game is terrifying. Like, my heart's racing.
I don't wanna disappoint SpongeBob either if you think about it.
Beyoncé, if you're watching this, 'cause I know you are,
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I don't actually think you talk like SpongeBob.
It's just SpongeBob says inspirational things as well.
I want Beyoncé to say all of these and I'm sure she did.
But my heart says SpongeBob would be right there.
OK sorry, next one.
"I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are."
Beyoncé or SpongeBob?
Either could have said it, really.
SpongeBob.
Beyoncé said that?
SpongeBob. Beyoncé?
Oh, she's so cool.
I'm gonna go SpongeBob.
Oh! Oh! Beyoncé.
I'm gonna have to go with Beyoncé.
I win.
I could see Beyoncé saying it too.
Alright, give me another.
Kanye West or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
OK, this one should be obvious, right?
"I'm not one of your rats to control."
See, I feel like that's a trick.
That seems like that's just serving it up.
That one seems very TMNT, but also seems like something Kanye would say.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Amazing! No?
That's Kanye?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
What?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? That's a Kanye? Great, great.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Kanye, duh.
You want me to say Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
but the rat arguably was in control.
He was the sensei, so I'm gonna say that's Kanye.
That's Kanye.
Yeah, that's Kanye. See, I see you.
I feel like Kanye might have said that.
Yeah.
Kanye.
Yes!
Kanye said that.
I could honestly see that going either way,
but I'm gonna go with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Really?
Kanye, you just surprise me every day.
"It's about family."
"We have to be close as a family, and never let these people infiltrate."
- And never let these people what? - Infiltrate.
Infiltrate...
That's Turtles.
That wasn't Turtles?
I felt like that was Turtles.
That felt like Michelangelo.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Still Kanye. Who are these people, Kanye?
And what are they infiltrating?
Turtles?
Daw! Daw! I'm off, guys. I suck at this game.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Kanye? I would have said Kanye too.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
That was Kanye.
That's surprising to me.
I think of family when I think of TMNT.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
What? What is happening?
I feel like Kanye would say something that ends in the word 'infiltrate'.
So I'm gonna say Kanye./
Yes! Yes!
Me and Kanye, we're on the same wavelength.
[squeaking]
"You are what you choose to be and not what others make you."
If the Turtles said that, I mean man, come on Nickelodeon
Turtle writers, we getting deep, huh?
[laughing]
Kanye could have said that.
[moaning]
Kanye? Oh! Oh... turtles.
Ninja Turtles? OK, there it is.
I'm gonna say...
The Ninja Turtles could have said it, but I feel like Kanye said it.
Ninja Turtles said it?
Oops.
I feel like that's something Kanye would agree with,
but that also sounds like something that would have been a pep talk
that the Turtles put out there. So I'm gonna say Turtles on that.
Yes! Alright. Hey, we're on a roll now, here we go.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Yes! - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
That's right, I'm a winner.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I feel like that was Splinter. That feels like a Splinter com--
Statement? Comment? Quote.
I don't know about words. Splinter said it I think.
You had to learn the truth for yourself.
You knew I was lying.
You are who you choose to be,
not what others make you.
Master Splinter.
But also this to Kanye too. Like... Kanye.
[music playing]
Good job, Kanye. That was sweet, what you said.
What if Kanye got his answers from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Oh! Oh! Oh!