The new vice piece looks into the world of guys looking for
various methods, various ways to make their Johnson bigger.
And apparently there's a growing subreddit that is referred to as getting bigger.
That is not only experiencing record growth on Reddit, but
the people who are part of this subreddit are looking for
record growth in their personal lives with their Johnsons.
So first, let's take a look at this graph because it shows you the growth
of this subreddit getting bigger.
And while this might seem like a light story,
it's really not because some of the methods that these men are turning to,
potentially boys are turning to could cause lasting damage to themselves and
to the body part that they're trying to, I guess in their minds improve.
And there's a lot of misconceptions about size that we'll get into in just a second.
But first,
why don't we look at this fun video that talks about some of those misconceptions.
>> Society says bigger is better, right?
But then you look it up, make a post on Reddit, or talk to some girls, and
they say it doesn't matter, cap.
So what does science say?
Well, let's look at some studies.
First of all, what's the average size?
Five point five inches.
Yep, that's it.
And what does science say women prefer?
Scientific studies conclude that women prefer larger for casual hookups.
A survey on a popular dating site concluded that eight inches induce
orgasms at a 44% success rate and nine inches induce orgasms at 42% rate.
That's why Pete Davidson is so popular.
So yes, it matters.
But can you make it bigger?
Yes, and without surgery.
But what's backed by science traction devices and pumps?
>> Don't do those things, no, there is no way.
I'm not buying it, and there's no vitamin or
supplement that you could buy from Alex Jones that's gonna make it bigger.
You're just bruising and hurting yourself by using those pumps.
And look, if you really care about making women happy,
if that's like really the goal here, discover the clitoris and you'll be fine.
That's it, that's all you need to know.
If you are a king with the clitoris, you will be okay.
You could be like micro situation and
if you know how to work it, it's gonna be okay.
That's it, that's the whole thing.
Wosny, what do you think?
>> These guys need to just talk to girls,
man, like, >> Yes, get off Reddit and talk to women.
>> Talk to actual women.
This is not a thing because first of all, how are they gonna
say if five point five or whatever is the average allegedly?
And this guy mentioned eight and nine inches and all of that, like so
then women just aren't having sex is what they're saying.
Where are they finding all of these dude?
Like that's not a possibility.
I think these dudes, a lot of stuff in pop culture says that this
penis size stuff is a huge deal to people, it's not.
And of course they're watching a lot of porn who like,
obviously that over index is for people with a certain size of penis,
but it's like literally eight dudes in that whole industry, right?
And so, I would just really like for these guys, and
this is what my problem about the modern internet.
Back in the days we used to think that the internet was bringing us together,
this stuff is driving us further and further apart.
The idea that these fools could just congregate on Reddit and
pretend to know what women want sexually and then take this false information and
start putting £40 weights on their, that's insane.
>> So they're using, I wanna show you some of these devices cuz this is,
let's go to graphic three.
So they're using, I thought penis pumps were for like pleasure.
But no, apparently there are devices like this.
The hydromax seven hydro-penis pump.
That is,
by the way, you already got hydro in the name once you don't need to do it twice.
But nonetheless, like it's just all it does is it pumps them and
it could lead to injuries by the way.
Some of these guys are posting images of their junk, all bruised up and
everything, and swollen because you're like pumping it with suction.
Yeah, it's gonna look swollen and the swelling is gonna go away,
that's not actually doing it.
I don't even know what that is, it's some sort of clamp,
they're messing around with clamps.
And I feel terrible for these guys because they're not getting good advice.
They're potentially causing lasting damage to themselves and
they're honestly misinformed on what women want.
And, and also,
I actually wanna understand this because I've never been able to understand it.
And I think mass media does have something to do with it, but
there's also a confidence thing attached to size for guys.
What is that about?
Where does that come from?
Does it come from society or is it some sort of, I don't know, evolutionary thing?
I'm really curious about that.
>> I think it's definitely a learned thing.
I think you definitely learn it from culture, this idea that bigger is better,
that you are more masculine, the bigger your is like,
there's just that that idea just permeates.
And then, you would hope as you get older and you meet actual women out there and
on the list of things that they desire in a mate,
this range of size of being some huge,
whatever is just not very high on the list.
I think money is definitely number one but a after money,
it's generally like stuff like being a good person,
being an attentive thoughtful mate, being a partner, a team.
It's absurd.
>> Women love to laugh, we like funny.
No, I mean, that's the other thing.
I think the personality traits that women
like also get discounted in these kinds of forums, right?
Because it's not just about how you look, it's not just about your side,
it's also about who you are as a person.
What are your values?
I know it sounds super cheesy and I feel like, I don't know, like a grandma saying
all this stuff, but it is true, when I think about what I like really,
really love and appreciate about my husband.
It's his thoughtfulness, he understands what my love language is.
And even though it's not the same as his love language,
he cares enough about me to communicate with me and do things for
me that he knows I really appreciate and make me feel loved.
And then again, if you don't care about any of that, you're just a young man and
you just really want to impress the ladies again,
I just cannot emphasize this enough.
Don't watch, watch porn if you want but understand that porn isn't reality and
find the clitoris.
That's it.
>> That's it.
Words to live by, find the clitoris [LAUGH].
It's out there waiting for you to discover it.
>> Absolutely.