Dude for three hours we have been looking in this whole galaxy
Can’t find any cigarettes anywhere.
Dude can you chill? This guy always has smokes.
It’s already 3 am.
On which planet, Kenny?
In Murghespalaya planet.
Shut up dude, we will find him wait.
Hey wait, that is cigarette brother over there right?
Oh that's where he is, Okay!
Okay come on, docking.
Dock it.
Dock it like you mean it.
Steady.
1,2,3 docking.
Okay super.
Brother, you have cigarette’s?
Nope.
He doesn't have smokes man.
Tea?
Brother you have tea?
Nope.
Puff?
Brother, do you have puffs? Like egg puff?
Nope.
Veg puffs?
Who eats veg puff dude?
Sorry.
Peanut snack?
Brother, Peanut snack?
Nope.
Peanut-Peanut Snack?
Brother, peanut-peanut snack?
Nope.
Masala Snack?
Nope
Pulses snack?
Dude he doesn't have it, can you relax?
Now what will we do?
There is one place we can go.
But it is in the NCR belt.
Naveen, have you lost your mind?
That place is crawling with…
I know!
SAVORY SNACKS!
Naveen, we won't survive even for a second there.
They are all loud, touchy, the body odour, the snacks…
We dont even speak their language.
It’s okay dude, I have studied "chaat" as my third language.
Good enough. Let’s go.
Initiate warp drive.
Engaging hyper speed.
Dude, mani?
Mani?
Mani, please start the bloody engines!
Mani!
Warp drive engaged.
HOLD ON!
Wow we reached.
Dude take the ring road from restroom planet.
That usually has less traffic.
That is a one way now.
Damn, it’s a one way now?
Warning. Warning.
Oh no, who is it?
Oh my god.
It’s the savory snacks!
NOT THE SAVORY SNACKS!
IT’s THE SAVORY SNACKS!.
What do we do captain, what do we do?
Check what ship it is?
It’s some kind of road side savory snack shaped ship captain!
Masala? Did you say Masala Savory snack shaped ship?
Who is it?
KING SPICY SNACK!
That bastard!
*Bizarre alien language*
What did he say dude?
I thought you know how to speak spicy snack language?
Oh yeah right right.
Please add more sweet into the savory snack..
That was good man!
Most definetly.
What did he say?
I think he is saying something about a farm captain…
And some goats..
Also, the giant spicy condiment is threatening to destroy us if we don’t leave in 10 seconds.
In 10 seconds?
Wait wait
I think he is counting!
I don’t know what comes after 6 in chaat dude!
12?
That’s more than 10!
Oh damn mani, what number is he on now?
Zero!
Oh no he is firing right at us!
BATTLE STATIONS!
We have been hit pretty bad captain!
Quartermaster damage report!
It’s a straight hit to the central traditional garment stern, captain!
Prepare the Dai guns!
Preparing Dai guns, Dai guns ready to fire on your command captian!
Fire it!
They have a lock on us captain!
It’s an eminent sister destroyer missile hit captain!
Oh my god, Sister destroyer?
The SS Yemma watson can’t take that kind of damage!
She is way to pretty and fragile for it.
Captain we do have one mother destroyer left to fire captain!
Is it a fresh one?
It’s nice and hot, just waiting to be fired.
But naveen, that mother destroyer missile has to be delivered directly.
It has to be a direct hit.
Brother, If we don’t fire it now, we could lose the SS yemma watson forever.
I don’t know who can target it directly.
I dont- I can’t lose Yemma.
I will do it.
Mani?
Are you sure, Mani?
I got this!
Mani, that is a giant mother destroyer missile ,
I don’t know if you can deliver it right to the heart of that spicy condiment spaceship.
We believe in you mani.
We believe in you.
You are our only hope mani.
I got this!
Error error targetting system deactivated.
What? But I dont understand I didn’t even disable it.
Mani the chances of you hitting that ship is one in a hair on the Bum!
That mean’s it’s really hard mani!
Hey! I got this man!
Hey Mani, If you don't do wrong...
your aim will not be wrong either!
Let me tell you one thing!
Listen well!
God makes good people suffer sometimes.
But he will never adandon them...
He might be generous with the bad ones...
...but in the end he will adandon them!
Take the shot MANI!
By the way, You had your lunch?
Yes sir.
Yes sir, we ate, sir full stomach.
We had tamarind water.
Fried flour nachos as well.
Firing mother destroyer missile.
Missle hit positive.
Target destroyed.
Happiness befalls me.
All right! We did it!
OKAY! bye bye bye!
Mani thank you!
Oh my god what is that floating in space?
Is that a pack of smokes?
How is that possible?
I think that is the remnants of the spicy condiment spaceship Captain!
I am zooming in, It looks like a menthol pack captain.
Menthol? It’s gotta do, Beam it in now.
Okay beaming it in.
Alright captain, we got it!
We did indeed!
Mission was successful.
Mani come up to the deck and enjoy these smokes, you deserve it
It’s okay man, it’s cool.
Attention, smoking detected in engine room.
Mani you had cigarettes all along! You idiot!