LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS NOW.
AS YOU KNOW, FORMER PRESIDENT H.W. BUSH WAS LAID TO REST TODAY
AT THE AGE OF 94.
IN HIS HONOR THE STOCK MARKET WAS CLOSED TODAY AND THE POSTAL
SERVICE SUSPENDED ALL MALE DELIVERIES.
SO NO MAIL TODAY.
NOW OUR AUDIENCE OF THE SHOW IS QUITE YOUNG SO IF YOU DON'T
KNOW, MAIL IS LIKE A TWEET, RIGHT.
IT'S LIKE A-- YOU WRITE THE TEXT ON A PIECE OF PAPER, AND THEN
YOU PUT THAT PAPER IN AN ENVELOPE.
OKAY.
AN ENVELOPE, AN ENVELOPE IS LIKE, IT'S LIKE A SWEATER FOR A
LETTER.
LEV LAUGH DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND THEN YOU, YOU PUT A STAMP ON THE ENVELOPE.
AND A STAMP IS LIKE-- IT'S LIKE AN UBER RIDE FOR THE ENVELOPE.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
AND THEN YOU, YOU PLACE THAT IN A POST-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IT
IS TOO COMPLICATED.
JUST GOOGLE IT, OKAY, GOOGLE T.
BUT IT WAS NICE, THE IT WAS NICE THE BUSHES WANT TO CELEBRATE
WITH A TIME HONORED CUT TRADITION, CUTTING SERVICES FROM
A GOVERNMENT PROGRAM.
THIS IS AN OLD STORY.
TRUMP'S ATTORNEY RUDDY GIULIANI HAD A TOUGH TIME ON TWITTER
RECENTLY BECAUSE OF A TYPO IN ONE OF HIS TWEETS.
GIULIANI MISTAKENLY CREATED A WEBSITE LINK, RIGHT, AND A MAN
IN ATLANTA HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA TO BUY THAT DOMAIN AND LAUNCH
THIS WEBSITE.
SO WHEN YOU CLICK ON THAT LINK IT SAYS DONALD J. TRUMP IS A
TRAITOR TO OUR COUNTRY.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
YOU HAVE IT TO ADMIT, WHAT A CLEVER THING TO DO TO SWOOP IN
AND DESIGN THAT SITE SO QUICKLY.
I THINK WE HAVE A PICTURE OF THE GUY WITHOUT DID IT.
(LAUGHTER) GIULIANI THEN WENT ON TO SAY
THAT HE WRONGFULLY CLAIMED THAT HE WAS HACKED WHICH IS EXTRA
CRAZY BECAUSE GIULIANI WAS ORIGINALLY A CYBERSECURITY
ADVISOR TO PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND ALSO RUNS A CYBERSECURITY FIRM,
RIGHT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD YOU HAVE TO WORK TO COME OFF
LOOKING LIKE THE DUMB ONE IN TRUMP'S INNER SRK EL?
IT IS IMPRESSIVE, REALLY.
(LAUGHTER) MOVING ON, THIS IS AN
INTERESTING STORY.
A MAN IN PENNSYLVANIA RECENTLY RECEIVED A CALL FROM AN A
MEUTIONMENT PARK-- AMUSEMENT PARK SAYING WORKERS FOUND THE
WALLET HE LOST ON A ROLLER COASTER FOUR YEARS AGO, YEAH,
FOUR YEARS T IS COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT AMUSEMENT PARKS DO
ROLLER COASTER MAINTENANCE EXACTLY ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS.
PERSONALLY, I PREFER TO LOSE EVERYTHING IN MY WALLET AT AN
AMUSEMENT PARK THE OLD FARQED WAY, JUST BUYING A SINGLE BOTTLE
OF WATER.
(LAUGHTER) $28, YES, SEEMS REASONABLE.
AND WE HAD TO SHOW YOU THIS.
YESTERDAY A MILWAUKEE NEWS REPORTER WAS INTERVIEWING A
HARLEM GLOBE TROARTS BASKETBALL PLAYER LIVE ON THE AIR WHEN THE
REPORTER ATTEMPTED A BACKWARDS HALF-COURT SHOT AND, WELL, SEE
FOR YOURSELF HOW HE DID, TAKE A LOOK.
>> COULD I TRY TO MAKE A SHOT HERE.
SO WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT ME TO GO, I HAD LET YOU DECIDE.
>> YOU ARE SHOOTING THAT WAY.
>> DO THIS FAR ONE.
>> OKAY I WILL GO BACKWARD, REALLY UP THE ANTE.
HERE WE GO, SEAN GALLAGHER SHOWING UP FOR THE GLOBE
TROARTS.
HEY!
(APPLAUSE) >> MADE IT!
>> YOU MADE IT!
>> I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN IT TO YOU IF HE HADN'T
MADE IT, RIGHT?
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT STRAIGHT AWAY AM BUT PAY
FAVORITE PART OF THIS WHOLE CLIP IS THE REACTION FROM THE ANCHORS
IN THE STUDIO.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> FOR THE GLOBETROTTERS.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT?
>> I AM WORKING FOR THE GLOBE TROARTS NOW.
-- .
>> James: THAT IS THE COOLEST WAY TO FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH
YOUR COWORKERS DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU.
AND FINALLY A WOMAN IN ARIZONA RECENTLY POSTED A PHOTO OF HER
DOG WEARING A SPECIAL VEST DESIGNED TO PROTECT THE ANIMAL
AGAINST COYOTES.
THE PHOTO WENT VIRAL 57BD I THINK WILL YOU SEE WHY.
HERE IS THE DOG HERE.
(LAUGHTER) LOOK AT THAT.
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.
COYOTES SEE THE VEST AND THEN THEY TURN AWAY OUT OF
EMBARRASSMENT FOR THE DOG.
CAN WE SEE THAT DOG AGAIN?
LOOK AT THE DOG.
(LAUGHTER) LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
THE DOG'S GOING YUS KILL ME JUST KILL ME NOW.
OWNERS NEED TO BE CAREFUL, THE VEST DOES WASHED OFF COYOTES BUT
THERE IS A REAL DANGER OF ATTRACTING PUNK ROCK ARES FROM
THE 8 0SEE.