>> Stephen: SO NICE TO YOU HAVE ON.
>> IT IS SO EXCITING TO BE HERE, I WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME,
I'M ON-- OBSESSED WITH YOU, I LOVE YOU SO YOU MUCH.
>> Stephen: I DONE KNOW WHY THAT COMES AS A SURPRISE TO ME.
YOU, YOU ARE FUNNY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE FAST AND YOU"RE FUNNY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: AND YOU'VE GOT A LOT TON HAPPY ABOUT THESE DAYS.
BECAUSE YOU JUST ON FRIDAY THIS ALBUM DROPPED RIGHT HERE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S CALLED "QUEEN."
>> THANK YOU.
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL COVER.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: CAN I ASK WHAT IS THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS COVER?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT IS KIND OF LIKE THERE IS A-- WE
TOOK THAT IMAGE AND WORKED WITH THAT AND KIND OF BUILT ON TO IT
AND CREATED THIS VERY ANGELIC IMAGE OF ME.
>> Stephen: REAGAN.
>> REAGAN AL.
>> Stephen: KNEW HERE IS THE THING, WE ARE ON CBS RIGHT NOW
AND I AM UNCLEAR AS TO HOW MUCH OF THIS COVER WILL MAKE IT TO
AIR.
(LAUGHTER) AND I'M NOT SURE, CAN WE SEE IT
ONE MORE TIME, JIM.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT WILL BE BLURRED BUT I BELIEVE NONE OF IT
SHOULD.
>> AMEN!
>> Stephen: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
YOU ARE AN ARTIST.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THIS SART.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
WOULD YOU BLUR THE VENUS DEMILA.
>> NO, WOULD YOU BLUR THE MONDAYA LISA.
>> Stephen: THAT DOESN'T,-- I WOULDN'T BLUR THE MONDAYA LISA.
THAT SAY GOOD MONDAYA LISA YOU JUST DID.
(LAUGHTER) THAT IS REALLY GOOD.
I TOTALLY SEE IT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I TOTALLY SEE IT.
WE'VE GOT ONE OF YOUR SONGS, IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION,
WHICH AS SONGS SHOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION.
THIS ONE IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR SOME OF THE FAMOUS
MEN YOU CALL OUT IN THIS. AND YOU IN YOU KNOW, IN NO UNCERTAIN
TERMS DESCRIBE REASONS WHY THESE MEN WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO AS THE
KIDS SAY GET WITH YOU.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
DRAKE, DRAKE?
NO.
DRAKE, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
50 CENT?
NO.
EMINEM, DJ KHALED...
MEEK MILL... BUT I NOTICED, I'M NOT ON THE LIST OF MEN.
(
I'M JUST-- IT'S PRETTY COMPREHENSIVE!
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: IT'S A PRETTY COMPREHENSIVE LIST, AND I'M JUST
CURIOUS-- IF I WERE TO MAKE THE LIST, HOW MIGHT YOU INFORM ME?
>> OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, WELL-- >> Stephen: WHAT LYRICS MIGHT
YOU DROP ABOUT ME?
>> I WOULD SAY...
OKAY, I WOULD SAY...
♪ I MIGHT (
♪ HE GUNNA COME BACK TO WORK WITH A MAGICAL GLOW
BUT-- (
(
HEY!
(
BROADCASTING?
>> I WASN'T-- I WASN'T DONE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> AND THEN THE ENDING SAYS BUT WHEN YOU SEE US PLEASE [BLEEP]
DON'T STARE, JUST ADDRESS ME AS QUEEN NICKI COLBERT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE.
>> ARE YOU MARRIED?
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> ARE YOU MARRIED?
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: WHY-- WHY-- YES, YES, I AM.
>> OH.
>> Stephen: YES, I M I'M MARRIED.
>> SHOUT OUT TO HER.
>> Stephen: OKAY, ABSOLUTELY, SHOUT OUT TO YOU, DARLING.
IT'S SHOW BUSINESS.
NOW IS THERE A FORM-- I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO FROM HERE.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO PASS THIS MOMENT.
>> I KNOW, IT'S SO GOOD, IT IS JUST A GOOD MOMENT.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO LINGER HERE FOR SO LONG.
HAVE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE BEEN MAD AT YOU FOR STICKING FIRE AT
THEM.
>> I THINK IT WILL GO FROM ONE PERSON, I'M IN THE GOING TO SAY
WHO.
>> Stephen: DRAKE.
>> NO SLARM IT WASN'T DRAKE T WAS SOME ONE ELSE.
TWO PEOPLE, ACTUALLY TWO PEOPLE ON THAT LIST APPROACHED ME ABOUT
IT.
>> Stephen: LIKE.
>> I'M NOT SAYING, I'M NOT GOING TO SNITCH.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT ASKING YOU TOO IT WAS, IT WAS.
>> I'M NOT-- .
>> Stephen: COME ON.
>> I'M NOT 2E8ING YOU.
>> Stephen: OKAY WHRANGS DID ARE WHAT DID THEY SAY, WERE THEY
MAD OR THANK YOU FOR PUT MING ON THE LIST.
>> ONLY ONE PERSON GOT A LITTLE IRRITATED BUT THERN I EXPLAINED
TO THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM AND HE UNDERSTANDS NOW, AND ONE
PERSON, HE WAS JUST LAUGHING.
>> Stephen: LIKE, HA, HA, HA OR.
>> LIKE THAT.
LIKE THAT, YEAH, YEAH.
HE WAS LIKE, TEXTING ME KIND OF LIKE A MIX BETWEEN CURSING ME
OUT AND LAUGHING AT IT I JUST KEPT PUTTING LIKE THIS CLIENT
FACE EMOJI SO IT CAN MAKE THINGS NOT AS BAD.
>> Stephen: THE CRYING.
>> THE LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI.
I FIGURED THAT WOULD LIKE, YOU KNOW, PASS FIE HIM AND IT DID.
>> Stephen: GOOD, GOOD.
THERE SAN IMPORTANT THING.
I WANTED TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW, A
2016 TIME 100 GALA YOU DEDICATED THE SONG "ANACONDA" TO JOE BIDEN
AND DONALD TRUMP, AND YOU ASKED THE CROWD WHICH OF THOSE MEN
LIKED THE BIGGER BUTT.
DID YOU EVER FIND OUT?
DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER BETWEEN JOE BIDEN AND DONALD TRUMP, WHO
LIKES THE BIG BUTTS.
>> I COULD ONLY ASSUME BUT YOU KNOW, I'MS GOING HERE THAT IT
WOULD BE BIDEN.
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
>> Stephen: I HESITATE TO ASK NICKI MINAJ BUT WHAT IS THE
OBVIOUS REASON THAT JOE BIDEN LIKES BIG BUTTS AND HE CANNOT
LIE.
WHY IS IT?
>> WELL, I MEAN, ANY TIME A WHITE PERSON GETS LIKE THE PASS
THAT THEY CAN BE INVITED TO THE COOKOUT, THAT MEANS THEY
PROBABLY LIKE BIG BUTTS.
>> Stephen: AND HE'S PERMANENTLY INVITED TO THE
COOKOUT BECAUSE HE SHOWED LOVE TO, YOU KNOW, OUR LOVE, YOU
KNOW, OBAMA AND THEY WORKED SO WELL TOGETHER.
AND HE ALSO JUST SEEMS SO GENUINE AND I FIND THAT GENUINE
MEN LIKE BIG BUTTS.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, I LOVE A LOBSTER, ALL THE
BEST MEAT IN THE TAIL.
YEAH.
WELL, I KNOW I COULDN'T DO WHAT YOU DO.
I COULD NOT DO WHAT YOU DO, BUT I SUSPECT YOU COULD DO WHAT I
DO.
SO I'M GOING TO READ ONE OF YOUR LYRICS, I WILL READ ONE OF YOUR
LYRICS RIGHT HERE.
FROM LLC.
AND HERE SAY MONOLOGUE JOKE WE HAD TO CUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
THE MONOLOGUE JOKE THE OTHER NIGHT, THIS IS ABOUT THE
PRESIDENT, OKAY.
SO I WILL DO YOURS, OKAY.
I FEEL LIKE I'M KING KONG, NAME SING GOING DING DONG, IT'S TWO
GIRLS GETTING MORE MONEY AND THEY DON'T RAP, THEY SING SONGS.
I STAY WITH THAT PINK ON, PINK FURS AND PINK THONGS, GOON OUT
BUT THEY BLINK WRONG, THINK HARD BUT DON'T THINK LONG.
OKAY.
THAT WAS-- (APPLAUSE)
THAT WAS A ROLLER COASTER FOR ME.
>> WOW.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT UP TO SPEED HERE.
>> YOU HAVE TO SAY STUFF ON BEAT, YOU CAN'T READ T YOU-- I
STAY WITH THAT PINK ON.
>> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE I'M KING KONG, NAME STILL GOING DING
CONGRESS, IT'S TWO GIRLTS GETTING MORE MONEY.
THEY DON'T RAP THEY SING SONGS.
IF I STAY WITH THAT PINK ON, PINK FURS WITH THEM PIJ THONGS,
GOONS OUT WITH THEIR BLINK ON, THING HARD BUT DON'T THINK LONG.
HEY HEY HEY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HEY, HEY!
OKAY.
MY JOKE IS, WELL, I GUESS IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT DONALD TRUMP
ISN'T IMPRESSED BY LEBRON JAMES SEEING AS KING JAMES HAS THREE
RINGS AND TRUMP ACHIEVED THAT TWO DIVORCES AGO.
>> Stephen: BOOM QUEEN, THE QUEEN, EVERYBODY.
QUEEN IS AVAILABLE NOW. NICKI MINAJ, EVERYBODY!.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GUY PEARCE.